David & Victoria Beckham leaving America?

February 4th, 2009 // 91 Comments

David Beckham is looking to ditch the LA Galaxy soccer team and stay with Italian team AC Milan who he just might take to the championships. Galaxy owners want David back before the start of their season, but he has an escape clause that could allow him to end his five-year contract early. The LA Times reports:

“Milan will do everything to have Beckham even after March. It is clear that it’s our wish to have him until the end of the season [May 31] or on a permanent deal.”
The Galaxy has insisted that Beckham must return by March 9 for the beginning of the Major League Soccer season, and Galliani admitted that the MLS club is fully within its rights in doing so.
“There’s always a hope, but contracts should be honored,” he said. “If the Galaxy wants to talk, we would be very happy to try. But . . . they are in the right. Beckham must return to America on March 9. Let’s wait.”

The British tabloids report Victoria Beckham is already scoping out homes and schools in Italy, so these people are looking to get the hell out. Which makes total sense. With Tom Cruise in Brazil, now’s the time to flee the country. That way, there’s no chance he’ll smuggle himself inside a vase and pop out at their new home. “Surprise! Who wants E-meters and tongue baths! I mean, just E-meters. – - And tongue baths.”

Photos: Getty

  1. me

    Good for them. MLS is utter garbage soccer. He belongs where people care about it.

  2. Clownshoes the Clown

    I don’t believe they actually have sex. Why? Because Mantis-Woman would have eaten Neanderthal Man’s head by now if they had.

  3. STFUP


  4. Jrz

    I didn’t realize he still played soccer. I thought he just wandered around getting his picture taken with that sneering orange cadaver full time. Huh. Well……fuckin…..BYE!

  5. Kelley

    Has anyone EVER seen this woman open her mouth or really smile ? WTF ? I think she feels like she looks ugly if she opens her mouth or smiles; how vain. If that were my only problem …

  6. Well half of Gervais’s wish is coming true at least.

  7. WOOO!

    Good, the USA doesn’t even support what is the WORLD’S GAME. Because they aren’t the best they don’t care, he’s been playing at his best in italy anyway, so he should move. At least he’ll have his huge celebrity following in the fashion capital of the world

  8. WOOO!

    Good, the USA doesn’t even support what is the WORLD’S GAME. Because they aren’t the best they don’t care, he’s been playing at his best in italy anyway, so he should move. At least he’ll have his huge celebrity following in the fashion capital of the world

  9. well, he is a sharp dresser here..

    but his futbol belongs in england.

    MLS is not even close to internation level.

  10. She looks a bit like Jane Jetson there.

  11. AteIsEnough

    VIc does look a little creepy in these pics. Put on a few pounds please…you were hot in that freakish girl band. What the hell was the name of it??

  12. Collision

    To see who cries the loudest while kicked in the shin is not a sport.
    They should move that entire candy ass league to Italy.

  13. Great… I see every third world douche with a dial up connection is gonna spend this thread telling us why it shouldn’t be called “soccer” and why baseball and football are somehow not real sports because it doesn’t take 3 hours to score one fucking point. I also expect them to explain why it ain’t a real sport unless there’s a threat of being stampeded at every fucking venue.

  14. Jrz

    You’re goddamn right we don’t care. The only soccer I care about is Fabio Cannavaro’s body. The rest is just a bunch of Euro douches falling down on the ground crying that someone just kicked ‘em in the shins. Shit….NFL players damn near get their necks broken and their back in the game 2 plays later. Fuck you and your faggy fucking soccer…you can keep it and all the homos who play it……’cept for #5.

  15. Jrz

    and by #5 I don’t mean Kelley up above, I mean Cannavaro.

    Look what we did, Rich.

  16. Jrz

    And I meant to say they’re.

    So THERE….commence Euro Dump

  17. Adios Abe

    Dont let the door hit you on the way out. She is completely obnoxious and he hasnt added to his soccer team after signing a huge deal. Buh Bye!

  18. CakeSniffer

    Good. GTFO.

    Wait…roll around on the turf clutching your shin for awhile first.

  19. SPINNA

    MLS is one of the worst leagues. I’d stay in Milan too, if I was him.

  20. dawnalex

    It seems that their marriage is highly dependant on their popularity with the press. They just don’t get that here in LA. Too much competition and few give a crap about soccer. It was inevitable that they would move back to Europe

  21. Pansy Go Home!

    “Darling, I’m SO very disappointed in our life in America. Why! I haven’t seen my beautiful face on a cover of a magazine in AGES! ”

    “Oh, David, let’s go back to Europe!”

  22. Dar

    What is this “soccer” you speak of?

  23. Jrz


  24. Sgt. Heimlich

    That’ what we call it….get over it.

  25. We call it soccer because everytime we see the fucking “sport” we tell our friends to punch you euro bitches…

  26. Alex

    well, becks belongs in europe, football (yeah, who cares what u call it, it is football! why do you think you can make up a name for something and the rest of the world has to use it, I don’t call your football “run for your life with the ball underneath your armpit”) is basically non existent in US and they are just starting to develope, it has no value for a player such as becks (who is deffo not the best ever but good anyway) to play in a country where football has no importance. They don’t participate in important cups and shit like that, it has no value for him. Being in Milan might assure him a spot in his national team.
    Oh and… #14 Fabio is mine!!! Have you seen his ugly wife? can u believe that shit?!

  27. Jrz

    27–his wife is a ginormous pig with a big round head. And I like your idea bout calling our football RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WITH THE BALL UNDERNEATH YOUR ARMPIT. The NRFYLWTBUYAL
    And I think we all know Beckham and that morose bitch he married only came to LA for a) $$$ and b) fame, and he only got the $$$. They’re fame whores and they can’t live not having swarms of paparazzi around them and they just ddin’t get it here.

  28. Alex

    #14 don’t critize football dude, when was the last time the entire world participated in a world cup of american football? really? never? and baseball? really? nobody gives a crapp about them except you? Oh I see… hum. Go FOOTBALL!

  29. mac

    If you knew anything about the rest of Milan’s roster, you’d know he is not going to “take them to the championships”. He’s playing well with them, but it’s not as if he alone all of a sudden made them a good team.

  30. Vince Lombardi

    She looks like she had her eyes done recently.

    And Beckham can still “bend it.” I watched him drill a duck hook from 15 meters the other day for AC Milan and I still can’t believe he put it in. He drove it over the wall of defenders, then it dipped sharply and veered left into the top front corner of the goal.

  31. Alexis

    I hate that freaking femmebot!

  32. Alex

    They couldn’t leave fast enough for me…….

  33. beata

    Spice Girls. Man, it took me many minutes to remember the name. They were SO memorable!

  34. USA USA

    Here’s a clue, Alex….WE DON’T CARE.
    I’ll type it slower for you in case you had a hard time understanding….WE…DON’T…. CARE.
    We don’t care if the whole world wants to play our games….we just don’t give a fuck.
    And when you have a 280 lb. 6’5″ motherfucker running after you whose only purpose is to GET BALL you better run for your fucking life. Your 140 lb weenies would get broken into pieces if they ever tried to play even fucking Tiddly Winks with our professional athletes.
    And speaking of baseball….I hear it’s real big in Japan and the Latin American nations, you fucking tool.

  35. Flynn

    Seriously Alex, America doesn’t care if the rest of the world likes our sports. Europeans apparently DO care who likes theirs, however, and that makes you a bunch of crybabies.

  36. Rob

    PLEASE EUROPE, thae these D-bags back….We hate soccer.

  37. Jeff W.

    Buh-bye! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

  38. Jeff W.

    Buh-bye! Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

  39. Jrz

    I once knew a dude named Rob who used to come here….he was an Italian guy who was shaped like a Stallion.

  40. Damnation

    Lets face it, Yanks hate ‘soccer’ and the rest of the world loves it!!! Maybe it’s because the USA are rubbish at it and the South Americans are great therefore the Yanks have to say it’s a ‘gay’ sport even though the truth is that they are useless at it!!!
    Fact is all over the rest of the world kids are growing up kicking a ball up a wall or out on the beach/ park/ streets whereas the Yanks are doing fuck all wondering why they can’t play ‘American Football’ because they are not 300lbs and 6 foot fuckin’5″. Well to be fair , most of them are 300lbs but not in an athletic way!
    Girly shoulder pads too!
    It’s like you grow up having the choice of burgers or steroids! Whereas most ‘real’ kids in the world are rushing down their dinner so they can go back outside and kick the ball up the wall again!

  41. Anonymous

    So is David Beckham going to give back that obscene amount of money LA Galaxy payed him in order to ‘play’ soccer because if he is not going to wait till the contract ends and he sure did not do a lot of soccer playing while he was here, by right he should give the money back.

    David Beckham should just be happy that he found a cushy, easy job that pays extremely well in LA Galaxy because he is past his prime and there are a lot of younger, fresher and a hell a lot better soccer players then him who can easily take his place.

  42. beep beep

    LOL (in a good, non-snarky way) @ 41, and I’m an American.

  43. Lilly

    I’ll pair one of our pro football players up with any one of YOUR pro football players ANYDAY in any athletic competition #41…any time.

    And before you tell us what our kids are doing, why don’t you actually come here and check out the thousands of youth athletic leagues. YOUR kids aren’t the only ones who particpate in sports and pick-up games, oh self-righteous one.

    And like someone up there said…we just don’t care. Do you get that?
    Here’s a Kleenex you fucking cry baby.

  44. Bitter much?

    #41 sounds bitter that American children don’t have to spear their gazelle for dinner.

  45. Great decision to play in Europe than in US I guess.
    European football is so exciting to watch thus better than any football on earth.

  46. Alexis

    guys, you have to understand. I mean, I like american football I think it’s powerfull, I like baseball too, I like most sports. I just think it is weird that most americans are really into sports like the rest of the world but you just dont care about a game that is played world wide and results in such a huge deal as the world cup is. You dont know cos you dont care about football but you should see how the entire fucking world gets when it is world cup time, it’s nuts. So, I’m not undermining your favourite sports, I’m just puzzled you would not go for one that is such a big deal world wide.

  47. Jrz

    (some) Americans do follow the World Cup. but that’s about it.
    Look, it’s just a preference thing. You don’t see us screaming at Europe and Latin Ameria WHY WON’T YOU PLAY AMERICAN FOOTBALL??!!! And that’s because it doesn’t really bother us if you do or don’t. I don’t understand why the rest of the world gets so worked up that Americans don’t play pro-soccer/futbol like the rest of the world. Why do you all care so much? You hate us so much, why on earth would you want us to play your sports with you?
    Live and let live.

  48. Chas

    Soccer sucks, please take it back to Europe with you.

  49. #41 – You are the fulfillment of my prediction that the eurofarts would start talking smack about real sports. Sure lots of kids in the US are in soccer leagues, but a lot of kids in the US grow out of playing with Legos too.

Leave A Comment