David Spade plays with puppets

Spade is lame as hell. : /

Damn not even a run for first on the small and lame David Spade. Clearly the guy needs someone to write his lines.

I don’t know, I thought the line about all men gambling and telling her to get cancer was gold.

p.s. I read the transcripts of Sheen’s phone messages to Richards on the Smoking Gun website and he actually called her a “nigger.” I didn’t even know she was black.

lol @ comment #3

That could have been so much funnier…
The cancer line was kinda funny but whoa, I would have had a field day with those if I was him. I would have glued a knife in one hand and a check for the nanny in the other.

Wow – Watch out Jim Hennson- this guy will kick puppet ass-Oh yeah Jim Hennson is dead- just like Spade’s career.

Who has their hand up David’s ass?

Two minutes and thirty-seven seconds of my life that I would like to have back.

Eh. it was kind of funny when I saw it on the Showbiz Show, but not THAT great. I could’ve done better. As could we all. Hey, where’s MY tv show? God dammit.

OMG I totally just registered so I could comment on this posting! (I’ve been a lurker for a while now, so Hi Everyone! You guys are funny!)

But anyways, that was the funniest thing i have ever seen!! Well, maybe not EVER SEEN, but at least since william hung lol ;) and yes, I just brought up william hung.

I had to try very hard not to laugh out loud at that clip, because I am at work. It was hard.

Tommy Shaw is having a REALLY bad day.

David Spade is so HOT. But this is coming from a girl who also thinks Rivers Cuomo, Steve Buscemi, and Kurt Cobain are hotties.

Wow, only thirteen posts here. Spade must be really lame.

Please put this wanker out of my misery

he’s really old. i was watchin police academy 4 the other day n he was supposed to be this ‘cool’ kid but he’s really weird. But the point is how is he a celebrity cuz i certainly don’t care about him plus he’s old.

#15 – Remember how young he was in PCU? Even John Favreau is doing better than Spade now.

#14 – Nice handle. My compliments, it made me laugh. Then, I SOM.

so funnny, when is this show on? i need to DVR it.

I thought that the puppet sketch was pretty funny.
That being said, I could do The Showbiz Show. Seriously, doesn’t he just steal his jokes from the comments on this website?

MeganHarris would think this is funny. Just cuz he has a couple of paper dolls glued onto popsicle sticks with googly eyes does not a funny make….

Of course MeganHarris does this kind of shit in her spare time…

Please explain why everyone hates MeganHarris so much.

And. Spade is obviously a god. Since when does someone who looks like him score quality tail like that. RESPEKT.

How can this tool bag snare tail like Heather (it’s up for debate whether that’s even that great or not) and can barely pull 25 posts? He must be packing a LOT of personality in thos pants.

#20 – She is Jessica Simpson and may or may not be male or female. She definitely is not Mateo de Acosta. He/she used to compare damn near everything to his/her boyfriend and so the picking on him/her began. We then developed Megana, his/her mongoloid cousin, and he/she’s somewhat of a celeb around here. People have handles named after him/her, crazy shit. Mostly we compare ugly stuff to his/her face because he/she has down syndrome and gets really smelly periods. Just watch and see – it’s fun! She used to fight it, but now she’s come to accept it.

Wow, a lot of hatred directed at Spade — a guy who actually gets PAID to do exactly what we’re doing here. Ironic.

whoa, sweetcheeks. you just blew my mind.

that was a waste of my time. i wish i could get that 2 minutes and 37 seconds back.

#24 — I wish I could get back the 15 seconds I spent reading your post.

At first I thought the googly eyes were stupid to, but after he wiggled the little stick puppets around for a while I realized, “HEY! That’s actually funny!” See, what you guys’ problem is, is that you can’t see the big picture. You can’t step outside of your holier than though “I’m actually funny without a laugh track” mentalities and see just how funny that laugh track really makes him. Pathetic.

#25 – Ummm, THAT took you 15 seconds? Did you need to look up the words?

This was fucking lame.

Yeah, Jacq, nothing is as fascinating as reading about you wanting to do it with BigJim, PapaHotNuts, krisdylee, and other random posters.

Oh, and how wet and slutty you are. That’s really fucking hilarious. And clever. Because no one’s done that.

Ah, Internet. Is there anything you can’t be bitchy about?

Ok maybe Charlie isnt perfect but she is so lazy. She cant affort her life without reality TV? Then she tries to get sympathy with she is a single mom? Please give me a break! I am a single mom living on 23,000.00 a year. Charlie more than helps with those girls. She needs to quit shopping and be home not whinning about poor Denise. Probably why Charlie wanted out she probably sat around pouting you dont pay enough attention to me! Wahhhhhhh

David Spade is so cute and so funny!

If hes so good and all well woundlnt the guy have other vidoes i mean where they at..? I have to admit hes good XD sometimes gets boring seeing same one over and over again…