David Spade and Heather Locklear hit the beach

Oh the humanity! He’s one pasty white dude…at least he’s not huge or anything…

In related news, Kathy Griffin is going to boycott The Superficial’s message boards because there aren’t enough jokes about her, Andy Dick, or Adam Carolla.

Closer on point, David Spade gives me hope that I too, can hook up with Adrian Lima in 2025 when she’s all old and wrinkly and has been dumped by a coked out Leonardo DiCaprio.

On point, David Spade demonstrates why The Pillsbury Doughboy was voted the 2006 Sex Symbol of the Year–pudge is dead sexy! And Kathy Griffin is staging a protest against that vote as well.

Who’s the hottie in the green?

he looks like some reeeetarded farm boy that they let out the attic for a little air…”look mommy the ‘tard is scary”….carrying around his eeeeeeeeguana..and wearing his fully loaded diaper…
yuk..yuk..yuk…

shite….whata a waste

ah. there’s nothing like a hot man to squire you and your kid to the beach.

and david spade is nothing like a hot man. nothing at all.

altho, it might be kinda cool to have a guy who always has wood. you’re right, even i don’t think that was funny.

#6
good luck with that
“big” jim :)
lol b*itch

let me know how that turns
out for you :)))

seriously guys
did you notice
how all the numbers were
changing

lol b*****es

This is great news. I look like Mr. Fucking America next to Spade. I’m totally going to follow him around, looking much hotter, and score me some rich slutty chicks!!!

This question was answered weeks ago. Heather likes big cocks, Spade has been rumoured to have one of the larger units in hollywood.. I mean really, it’s the only possible explanation.

my only question is: how can you live in that part of the world and NOT have a tan? it seriously looks like that’s the first time he’s ever been to the beach in his life.

I don’t know what would be a worse sight at the beach – David Spade without a shirt on or a beached whale.

david spade is funny…

for some reason, chicks dig funny…(that’s why i have a chance)

ask any stripper with a fugly boyfriend and she’ll say…”but he makes me laugh…”

i get the same when i drop my pants…

ptprez

You get a strippers fugly boyfriend?

…i guess i did’nt explain myself…

good one tranny…

i think my drinks are cheaper…

hehehe!

It looks like he has a very worn foam “We’re Number 1″ finger on his hand. Guess it’s a shirt. Too bad. A foam “No. 1″ would be appropriate if a dude who looks like that bags a piece of *relatively* primo Hollywood ass.

Statement made by Heather between pic 1 and pic 2: “Put it down big boy, it’s a whale turd”. Perhaps he has to wear such long shorts so that his apparently notorious willy doesn’t hang out in the fresh air below the bottom of his clothing like Miss Choksondik’s spectacularly droopy breasts used to on South Park.

Why God, why?

@108 He’d probably challenge you to a cock fight.

I’d call it a wine cask.

you guys DO know that that is driftwood and not an iguana, right?

#11
Her ass, you perv.

#42
LOL.

#44
I totally agree, this guy doesn’t really look like spade, especially in pic #2.
What kind of idiot wears sneakers to the beach? and black ones at that?

He “so” needs to hit the gym. She and Denise have something in common. They like out-of-shape men. LOL.

I think I’m going to go ahead & pretend he’s throwing the lizard out of his way because everyone knows David Spade is 100% man.

I think I’m going to go ahead & pretend he’s throwing that lizard out of his way because everyone knows David Spade is 100% man.

#110 I agree! If I lived in that area I would be the tannest person ever. And the sad thing is they were at HIS beach house. He must never go there, these people have way too much money.

DAVID LOOKS DIGUSTTTIINNNGGG!!!!!

I bet he looks better than everyone who posted. Screw you guys, fu*king shallow b**tards.

Good news here is that if Spade can get her, we’ve all got a shot.