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ellaminnowpea | June 5, 2006 at 10:30 am
This vast expanse of marshmallo hurts my eyes!! owwwwwww!
ellaminnowpea | June 5, 2006 at 10:31 am
….and flacid comes to mind…..
sharkbite | June 5, 2006 at 10:31 am
I can’t even fathom how on earth Spade got within ten yards off Locklear. Is she blind? Deaf? Oh, and dumb?
htttp://www.wehateeverybody.com
info_queen | June 5, 2006 at 10:33 am
WHAT is in his hand?
superstar26 | June 5, 2006 at 10:35 am
an iguana?
BigJim | June 5, 2006 at 10:36 am
Remember all:
BOYCOTT THE SF THIS THURSDAY, JUNE 8. We are uniting in protest against the continued presence of lameassbananaherbiefrogwhipper on this site. Don’t visit or post to the SF this Thursday!
Your cooperation is greatly appreciated and will secure you a place of glory in the afterlife.
Hugs and kisses,
BigJim
BigJim | June 5, 2006 at 10:37 am
It looks like he’s holding one of those big foam fingers that say #1 on them to promote his favorite team.
Except that he got ripped off, cuz his is made of driftwood.
superstar26 | June 5, 2006 at 10:37 am
lameassbananaherbiefrogwhipper ??
mEGGSnBACON | June 5, 2006 at 10:37 am
Why is he holding a giant lizard?
Big Daddy Cool | June 5, 2006 at 10:38 am
On the plus side, I’ve got exactly what Heather is lookin’ for.
Jedi Kevin | June 5, 2006 at 10:39 am
What is in that little girls pants?
Italian Stallion | June 5, 2006 at 10:39 am
If thats what happens to your hand after finger banging Heather, she should warn people……………..
PapaHotNuts | June 5, 2006 at 10:40 am
He’s holding the worst boomerang ever made.
Brokeneyes | June 5, 2006 at 10:40 am
Why do all the ugliest guys possible seem to attract extremely attractive girlfriends? I don’t get it.
I’m still hoping that Bragenlia’s baby is going to be super ugly!
Jacq | June 5, 2006 at 10:41 am
White trunks are a no-no. When they get wet you can probably see his micropenis.
BigJim – why Thursday? Is it HWMNBN’s birthday?
CruisingForCock | June 5, 2006 at 10:41 am
I’m pretty sure that what he is holding is his dignity. Yup.
Ari | June 5, 2006 at 10:42 am
He looks hideous, but I’d be willing to bet that Richie Sambora doesn’t look so great topless either. Although he’s probably taller and… not so pasty.
I for one am just grateful he’s not sporting Speedos.
trulymadlydeeplytori | June 5, 2006 at 10:42 am
Thank god for David Spade.
Johnny Be Good | June 5, 2006 at 10:43 am
I’m almost speechless, David Spade could not be more out of place in this picture. Why agree to go to the beach when you look like he does? His skin looks as though it was last exposed to sunlight in 1982. Love the black running shoes on the sand look too Dave, you’re not hard to look at at all.
BigJim | June 5, 2006 at 10:43 am
Why Thursday?
Good question. My logic is: we need enough time to get the word out, but on Friday afternoon there is nothing better to do but hit the SF.
You in?
Johnny Be Good | June 5, 2006 at 10:44 am
If David Spade were an animal, he would be a weasel. That pointy little furry face of his, disgusting.
CrazyDaddyXenu | June 5, 2006 at 10:45 am
Heather’s looking at him and thinking: “Christ look at him, I hope that friggin’ lizard takes a liquid shit,and it runs down his arm and drips off his love handles……. (mumbles)Little freak.”
Spacedog | June 5, 2006 at 10:48 am
In keeping with the maritime theme, Spade now has officially jumped the shark.
Ari | June 5, 2006 at 10:48 am
I find it scary that Heather’s got more muscle definition in her arms than he does.
19- Yeah, the black-sneakers-on-the-sand look just makes him look even more freakish.
TaiTai | June 5, 2006 at 10:49 am
DAMN that lizard is creepy.
That thing he’s holding in his hand is pretty ugly too.
jane's eyre | June 5, 2006 at 10:49 am
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Dammit, BigJim, that’s EXACTLY what I thought of when I saw that thing he’s holding.
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Lots of shit went down over the weekend. HWMNBN/Whipper was posting under other people’s names. Though truthfully, I don’t think one day is going to do anything, I think it’d have to be at least a week of no posting in order for it to work. But I’m in all the same.
BoredStiff | June 5, 2006 at 10:50 am
This is a little rough to look at first thing Monday A:M while hung over
jane's eyre | June 5, 2006 at 10:51 am
Wearig white is supposed to make you look more tanned, but in his case, I think you’d actually have to start off with a little pigment to begin with.
Fugurself | June 5, 2006 at 10:51 am
@27 You are right. With my current hangover, he looks like a fetus in tennis shoes.
Doxes | June 5, 2006 at 10:51 am
I don’t see much difference between David Spade shirtless and Richie Sambora shirtless. Maybe that’s why she’s going out with Spade. *shrug*
jane's eyre | June 5, 2006 at 10:51 am
*wearing*
BoredStiff | June 5, 2006 at 10:52 am
any urge to rub one out in the shower is now gone.
pinky_nip | June 5, 2006 at 10:54 am
Apparently, he used a body double in Joe Dirt.
Ari | June 5, 2006 at 10:54 am
26- I don’t know. I think if stealing other people’s display names isn’t cause for banning, nothing is.
BoredStiff | June 5, 2006 at 10:54 am
#30 Now that we’ve suffered through seeing Spade and Sambora shirtless, isn’t it about time we get to see heather and denise shirtless?
Jacq | June 5, 2006 at 10:56 am
#20 – Of course I’m in. Just don’t go jumping off of cliffs or anything.
He has the body of a formerly really obese person, you know where they have all of that extra skin around the midsection. It is actually more difficult to master if you’ve never been fat.
Fisher55 | June 5, 2006 at 10:56 am
i used to think david spade was gay, but no gay guy would let his body look like that *vomits*
Steph | June 5, 2006 at 11:02 am
#6 I’m confused, how many usernames does lamebananas have and why does he/she hate feed_me_chocolate so much?
David Spade’s looking pretty white. I’m Canadian and I’m more tan.
Johnny Be Good | June 5, 2006 at 11:04 am
What makes you think you should not have your comment pulled down immediately and be banned for life yourself “Big Jim?” If you tried to organize even an hour long “walkout” of my website using my website to do it (!) that would be the end of you. I agree that “banana” is annoying, but so is anybody that feels the need to comment on he/she. Who cares? I would ban you, banana and anybody else who gave your little “online fight” (which is shockingly childish and pointless) immediately for starters…followed by anybody who starts a thread with “first” or complains that they were “almost first.” Fuck off!
Fisher55 | June 5, 2006 at 11:04 am
yeah i don’t understand the boycott thing either…what thread did this start on?
sweetcheeks | June 5, 2006 at 11:05 am
You can’t read it in these shots, but his visor actually reads “Chafing: It’s Not Just for Fat Chicks Anymore.”
I know that’s what it says because I saw him in Rite-Aid, filling his basket with Goody’s anti-chafing powder and the Monistat lightweight gel-to-powder chafing rememdy, and he was wearing that VERY hat.
Only he seemed paler.
PapaHotNuts | June 5, 2006 at 11:07 am
I think he went to an Untanning bed.
sweetcheeks | June 5, 2006 at 11:09 am
He looks like Kid Rock’s mentally retarded, slightly doughier little brother.
Nice goatee.
S_M_G | June 5, 2006 at 11:10 am
Am I the only one who thinks that guy looks nothing like David Spade?!?
BarbadoSlim | June 5, 2006 at 11:13 am
Jeeesus this “guy” to weighs.. what? a buck and a quarter? and he still manages to be all doughy, beer gut AND love handles. What a fucking hero.
pooooosey.
Italian Stallion | June 5, 2006 at 11:16 am
So, where can I find this SPF 1,000?
WickedBitch | June 5, 2006 at 11:16 am
How quickly we forget…
Go back and look at pictures of Richie Sambora with his shirt off. He’s a flabby bastard too.
Heather must like them jiggly.
ClassyCunt | June 5, 2006 at 11:16 am
Anybody ever see Vince Vaughn? He’s a tub of shit as well. You think if you were in th entertainment industry you would at least try to make yourself look good.
SpecialAgentWind | June 5, 2006 at 11:17 am
Ever think she dates these second rate mush bellied hobnobs to feel better about her ever so aging self? The blur lense only can do soo much.
BoredStiff | June 5, 2006 at 11:20 am
In the first photo, I think even Heather is amazed she’s getting his wrinkles out