David Lynch still confusing people, now in classroom setting

Superficial / September 23, 2005

David_Lynch.jpgPage Six reported yesterday that Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive director David Lynch has recently launched the “David Lynch Foundation for Consciousness-Based Education & World Peace,” and will be teaching a “Transcendental Meditation” seminar in New York’s Peninsula Hotel on September 30th.

Although I’ve always wanted to know how David Lynch was able to film Naomi Watts masturbating and somehow manage to make it the most un-sexy thing I’ve ever seen, I don’t suspect that he’d be too keen to go over the topic. I do suspect, however, that he’ll do something equally as nonsensical and crazy. Like stepping up to the podium with a trombone and half a dozen Hispanic transvestites and singing “Three Times a Lady” backwards. Sure, we may not learn anything, but it will blow our minds. The minds which, incidentally, we’ll all be high out of.