David Letterman to Lauren Conrad: ‘I’d watch your sex tape’

Lauren Conrad stopped by David Letterman last night where he admitted he would’ve liked to see the sex tape of her that was rumored to exist. Wow. Seriously, Dave? Because I’m pretty sure I could describe it to you:

Imagine a pitch dark room. Absolutely nothing but blackness. And the only sound is the occasional ruffle of the towel Lauren is laying on underneath two blankets, a comforter and a giant sheet of Saran Wrap.

Did I mention she’s wearing a wool sweater and shower cap? That too.

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