David Letterman to Lauren Conrad: ‘I’d watch your sex tape’

April 24th, 2009 // 48 Comments

Lauren Conrad stopped by David Letterman last night where he admitted he would’ve liked to see the sex tape of her that was rumored to exist. Wow. Seriously, Dave? Because I’m pretty sure I could describe it to you:

Imagine a pitch dark room. Absolutely nothing but blackness. And the only sound is the occasional ruffle of the towel Lauren is laying on underneath two blankets, a comforter and a giant sheet of Saran Wrap.

Did I mention she’s wearing a wool sweater and shower cap? That too.

Photos: WENN
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  1. NOLE!

    FIRST!!!

  2. NOLE!

    Wow, I really was first haha…

    Lauren is so pretty!

  3. Lets see the tape

    Slut

  4. Barney Frank

    I would watch her sex tape also. Of course I would be thinking about Obama’s man meat while I did.

  5. andy7171

    Chris is gay!

  6. Fryshlock

    this bitch here has no shape…so I would bone her sideways

  7. The only way I’d watch her sex tape is if I was holding the camera.

  8. piledriver

    FAG SHITTER!

  9. dirk

    Aunt Jamima doesn’t even want to see THOSE flapjacks.

  10. jlylec

    i star in that shit and winner an oscar probably.

  11. Beans Baxter

    I would hit that so many times. So many times.

  12. mikeock

    I don’t have a clue who this girl is, but I do believe I could watch her floss roast beef out of her teeth and get a hard on.. She’s fucking hot.

  13. OctoMom

    The audio track would just be a bunch of mooing.

    Isn’t that the sound that cows make?

    This chick is so plain. Not ugly, not hot, just plain. But not very womanly.

  14. jlylec

    boring or not i would fuck the absolute DOG SHIT out of that girl. fuck she’s hot.

  15. Ouch

    Don’t know why Fish always calls her boring, but I would fuck the shit out of her

  16. Seriously #13? Perhaps “doesn’t deserve fame” but I wouldnt consider her plain. She’s hotter than 95% of the world’s population. Have you ever been to Michigan?

  17. Michigaaaaander

    Ummm 16. Im from Michigan and let me start by saying yes you have a point. But im pretty sure you’d want to fuck the shit outta me too. I represent for the midwest! * i promise im not a slut though, just hot*

  18. Ouch

    #17 – send me your address. Let’s practice makin babies you slut

  19. Edna Bambrick

    14 & 15 have been reported.

  20. Gando

    From this angle she doesn’t look that bad.

  21. Nero

    Any pics from the back?

  22. AGD

    Lauren Conrad is Dave’s new Richard Simmons…

  23. Ouch

    Edna – report your cockgobbling pussy

  24. Danklin24

    My God, Paul Shaffer is a FAG! A lox? He just sits there on a bagel?? What in the blue hell is that supposed to mean?

  25. Edna Bambrick

    #24 has also been reported for offensive language.

  26. another famous star by accident..

    Who is she?

  27. jlylec

    hey slutna…have you fucked yourself stupid? this is our site to be offensive if we goddamn well please. go suck on your daddies dick.

  28. jlylec

    and lauren (and #17 apparently) would still get sexed up silly.

  29. timmy the dying boy

    Come on, it was a great interview. They came up with all sorts of choice names for Spencer.

  30. dude

    did i mention id fuck lauren too..? and 26, ur reported for being a fuckin moron SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!

  31. sushi

    David Letterman fucking sucks. He used to be a quick witted comic who didn’t kiss anyone’s ass. Now that’s all he does and he’s unfunny at it.

  32. sushi

    David Letterman fucking sucks. He used to be a quick witted comic who didn’t kiss anyone’s ass. Now that’s all he does and he’s unfunny at it.

  33. sushi

    David Letterman fucking sucks. He used to be a quick witted comic who didn’t kiss anyone’s ass. Now that’s all he does and he’s unfunny at it.

  34. sushi

    David Letterman fucking sucks. He used to be a quick witted comic who didn’t kiss anyone’s ass. Now that’s all he does and he’s unfunny at it.

  35. I’m sure this woman was born to do just…………………………………NOTHING, folks!!

  36. I’m sure this woman was born to do just…………………………………NOTHING, folks!!

  37. I’m sure this woman was born to do just…………………………………NOTHING, folks!!

  38. I’m sure this woman was born to do just…………………………………NOTHING, folks!!

  39. I’m sure this woman was born to do just…………………………………NOTHING, folks!!

  40. RtSS

    I’ve never been a big fan of LC, but saw her on Letterman last night and I’d suck the juices out of her panties. She looked hot last night, and I could do some amazing things with her sweet spot. Parting those lips wouldn’t be out of the question either.

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  42. Arska

    Watch her sex tape? I’d make a sex tape with her.

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  44. I would watch that let me know if its available.!

  45. Who is she again and why do I care?

  46. I ‘d watch it. I think she’s cuter than most of those other MTV losers.

  47. Olivia

    jlylec; you’re kinda gross

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