David Letterman really starting to hate those Hills kids

October 28th, 2008 // 73 Comments

David Letterman is growing visibly tired with having the “stars” of MTV’s The Hills on his show. Last night Lauren Conrad stopped by and you can tell Dave wasn’t in the sunshine up-the-ass blowing mood. Check out his comments:

On Lauren Conrad’s constant drama:
“That raises the question, maybe you’re the problem. You think? Let me give you an example from my own life. For a long time-10, 15, 30, 40 years-I thought, ‘Jeez people are idiots.’ And then it occurred to me, ‘Is it possible everyone’s an idiot?’ Maybe I’m the idiot.”

On Spencer Pratt:
“Spencer, what a weasel. He’s just the worst, that guy.”

On Brody Jenner:
“Let me just tell you something about Brody. If there was no television, this guy would be living in a tree.”

My favorite part is when Dave tells Lauren she’s the problem, and she just sits there stunned. She literally has no clue what just hit her. It’s called “REALITY”, and surprise! It doesn’t come with a pink script and a latte. OMFG!

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  1. tommmmmm

    ok, wtf can lauren conrad contribute to society by writing a fucking book?

  2. Astrid

    Brody Jenner would live in a tree… bahahaha

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  4. long-dong-silver

    Dear if the fucking headlights, when he said, maybe you’re the problem…

  5. friendlyfires

    Love that Dave, the man is on fire.
    Anniversary for me, in 2000 on Halloween show, Dave read a letter where I claimed I was hanging off the edge of building. He flew into Dallas, rang my doorbell, asked if I was ok, I replied it was a joke and laughed and laughed. Dave laughed,too then picked up my awesomeness and threw me off the Old Cotton Exchange Building. I bounced three times! It was outrageous! It still hurts when I cough.

    Good times.

  6. Alison

    Whoa, that chick seems like an idiot! Dave’s my man!! Did anyone count to see how many times she licked her teeth? I stopped at 20, haha!

  7. 1moreidiotintheworld

    What an empty-headed talentless bitch…. I just realized my dog has more intelligence than her, and my dog just lays around licking it’s nut sack all day. Kudos to Dave for putting her on the spot.

  8. How did these idiots make a tv show to start with? Surely if they put themselves out there for all of us to take the piss out of it would be rude not to?

  9. John McCain

    I’d rape some sense into that trollop cunt.

  10. crazies

    Dave looks sick of the crop of young reality teen so-called “stars,” and it shows. His questions are sarcastic, half-hearted, and doesn’t really dig for any info. I don’t blame him. His guests should be real stars, on a caliber with his own. He’s probably thinking he wants to go home and have dinner. Hence the dinner question that went nowhere.

  11. Amy

    She bores me to tears. and she needs to cover up those beefy arms up of hers. that top is not flattering at all

  12. foofie

    People like DAVE are the problem. He’s the one putting them on tv in the first place.

  13. michy

    I love him

  14. Elmo

    yeah GO DAVE!!!!!!!!!! lol

  15. m

    she said she’s doing THREE books… not just one, like dave has. hahahaha… what a dumb beyotch.

  16. NY Ted

    DAVE IS KING!

    LONG LIVE THE KING!

  17. Dan

    We all know Dave is nuts. But what kind of psychotic into music is Paul playing? Just starts the whole segment right off, doesn’t it?

  18. She’s a moron but good god almight would I ever hit it!
    http://andthisismyamerica.com/

  19. eh?

    Did anyone else notice that her voice is uncharacteristically high/squeaky here?

  20. BrandiLye

    I’d be way more impressed with Dave if he displayed more courtesy towards his guests. Silly as they might be, I think the Lauren one at least appreciates and knows that the whole gig is fleeting…

  21. ZOMG she’s so clever, witty and funny! :-)

  22. sebastianudo

    jajajaja esta inspiradisimo Dave

    saludos

  23. How can anyone hate “those hills”…she’s got a nice looking rack…she’s a lucky idiot who got casted for her look…into a fake reality show…

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