David Letterman is growing visibly tired with having the “stars” of MTV’s The Hills on his show. Last night Lauren Conrad stopped by and you can tell Dave wasn’t in the sunshine up-the-ass blowing mood. Check out his comments:
On Lauren Conrad’s constant drama:
“That raises the question, maybe you’re the problem. You think? Let me give you an example from my own life. For a long time-10, 15, 30, 40 years-I thought, ‘Jeez people are idiots.’ And then it occurred to me, ‘Is it possible everyone’s an idiot?’ Maybe I’m the idiot.”
On Spencer Pratt:
“Spencer, what a weasel. He’s just the worst, that guy.”
On Brody Jenner:
“Let me just tell you something about Brody. If there was no television, this guy would be living in a tree.”
My favorite part is when Dave tells Lauren she’s the problem, and she just sits there stunned. She literally has no clue what just hit her. It’s called “REALITY”, and surprise! It doesn’t come with a pink script and a latte. OMFG!
ZOMG! I can’t believe that old guy was mean to Lauren! ZOMG!
tell it like it is Dave!!!
Hey number 1- eat shit you fucking troll..
Dave wants to bone Audrina.
She isn’t so bad.. Heidi is a joke.
i need someone to yell real loud at my ass.
HOORAY!
Great “15 minutes” comment Lauren! Who wrote that for ya honey? God knows an intelligent thing never came out of your mouth…except Brody’s dick **shudder** worse of two evils?! I think so!
Line of the night! http://tinyurl.com/6nmlvm
A gala! Lolzers! It’s like a party but fancier!
!!!1
You sure dont need a brain when you look extra D-licious like that….
Way to go Dave! I love how she didn’t get it at first when he alluded to the fact that she was an idiot.
You are my hero David Letterman. I will masturbate in your honor tonight.
I’m thinking about coming out with a clothing line.
Ha ha ha ha.
I wouldn’t have believed it if I didn’t just read it myself. In not one but several major tracking polls, focusing on likely voters instead of all registered voters, Obama’s lead has started to disappear. If the rate of shrinkage (ha-ha) holds up, it’ll be a tossup a week from now. Looks like in the end, people really are afraid to vote for him.
LOL… pink script and a latte. nice one.
oh and i love david letterman. just for this.
and that’s why he’s the King of Latenight.
PERIOD.
That’s the thing Dave… he never treats the slimier guests with kid gloves. In this case she followed Bill O’Reilly. Who wouldn’t be disgusted with the world if those two were your guests?
I think when she made the 15 minutes comment, Dave was thinking to himself, “look who’s talking.” Both their 15 minutes are just about up, I hope.
She was said to be fond of Internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^mysportsdate. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.
Dave, you are the fucking MAN!
YO FISH, FIX YOUR DAMN RSS FEED… THE PHOTOS DON’T SHOW UP
oh and Lauren is hot and I’d hit that in a second…. so long as she didn’t talk.
and I can’t believe the hills is still on the air…. sad really.
I am sure her beef curtains would’ve had something to say if she didn’t muzzle them.
i just got a little bit dumber by listening to her.
Letterman can hit you with sarcasm, sincerity, and tongue-in-cheek all within a couple of sentences. The man is a f*cking genius
I’m not sure whyo’s the bigger idiot off the hills. Its such a tossup
FAIL.
/fuck MTV
Dave hates reality bullshit. Even when Survivor was new and the biggest show airing, he wouldn’t let them sit down on the stage. In fact it was Elizabeth H-bitch that was the first ever to be asked on stage at all.
Dave is my fucking hero!
Letterman is so gay and lame. Johnny Carson could do a much better job.
Dave is just getting older and older… I sort of agree with him on this one, sort of not. He just sounds like an old guy ranting on about how “back in my day…”
The funny thing is Spencer’s suranme (pratt) means is a synonym of “dickhead” or “douchebag” where I’m from
Letterman, are you becoming retardant or something? you usded to be good, and once were the hottest man on ” Agelessmate.com ” sincere and sensual cougars there loved you; you just ruined it? what happed?
Hah I should start watching Letterman, this reminds me of my dad.
She’s pretty, dave. Leaver alone.
Dave-ur a h8ter, just a bitter old man like mccain u2 should have a love ‘n ‘cept it would be a hate ‘n get it? hate ‘n ahhh hahaha unfunny old guy
Lauren is a cute e pie leave her alone u jackass
Yup, hit the nail on the head. She is the problem and she is hard to get along with….Kristin, Heidi, Stephanie, and now Audrina! Not that those girls are worthy of friendship…but you have to ask “Am I the problem, idiot?”
Yup, hit the nail on the head. She is the problem and she is hard to get along with….Kristin, Heidi, Stephanie, and now Audrina! Not that those girls are worthy of friendship…but you have to ask “Am I the problem, idiot?”
Yup, hit the nail on the head. She is the problem and she is hard to get along with….Kristin, Heidi, Stephanie, and now Audrina! Not that those girls are worthy of friendship…but you have to ask “Am I the problem, idiot?”
I wish he kept pressing her and calling that stupid fucking show out.
thank god someone finally said it. if all your friends end up hating you, maybe you should start thinking…man, its probably me that issues. lol.
#16, Please shut the F#$@$ UP!!!!!
You better start getting use to the fact that he WILL be the next president of the UNITED STATES!!!!!
and if you don’t care about celebs, what the hell are you doing on this site?!!!
get a life!!
Oh and another thing….Lauren is the problem, I’m glad Dave said it like it is!
I love you Dave – I hate that bitch.
David Letterman — You rock! You tell it to them!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHlndekemtk
Lauren Conrad sign a book deal!?!?
wait…is the apocalypse coming?
be honest: DID THIS SURPRISE YOU?
Its still so funny to me that people can get on TV/become rich and famous/get book deals and clothing lines AND HAVE NO MORE TALENT THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON!!!! This phenomenon of idealizing people who go to cool places, wear trendy clothes and look hot is so sick and destructive. Please tell me that there will be a backlash to this repulsive trend!
Listen to the audience…or lack thereof…after Dave announces her. Sheesh, I wouldn’t have been surprised if I saw a tumbleweed roll past her as she walked out.
Oh superfish you’re like my brother from another mother, awesome commentary. Letterman did good. Bitch IS the problem.