David Hasslehoff in Australia
Here’s an image from what is apparently an ad campaign in Australia. It looks like the Hoff is about to get raped by a giant Pepsi bottle. And he’s decided to sing about it. I don’t know what in god’s name he’s doing with the microphone stand, but the bottle sure seems to enjoy it. If that doesn’t make you thirsty, nothing will.
Thanks to Andrew for the tip.