Depending on where you got your gossip in my absence, David Hasselhoff was either hospitalized for a seizure or put on psychological hold for the weekend. Regardless it’s pretty much a given he drank an entire replica of KITT filled with bourbon then lost consciousness. On top of that, his ex-wife Pamela Bach managed to get herself picked up for DUI the next day. E! News reports:
The 46-year-old sometimes-actress, who has her own history of alcohol abuse, was arrested in Los Angeles around 8 p.m. Saturday after getting pulled over by the California Highway Patrol and then flubbing a sobriety test. She had breathalyzer tests of .14 and .13, the CHP said, well above the legal limit of .08. Bach was booked at the Van Nuys Jail, and released Sunday morning.
I’m going to assume a traditional Hasselhoff Family Christmas involves everyone gathered around the tree unwrapping their annual gift of a new liver in a cooler. And by unwrapping I of course mean attacking the presents with a broom because “that’s how you get them cold coins to pop out.”