David Hasselhoff’s entire family has a drinking problem

November 30th, 2009 // 36 Comments

Depending on where you got your gossip in my absence, David Hasselhoff was either hospitalized for a seizure or put on psychological hold for the weekend. Regardless it’s pretty much a given he drank an entire replica of KITT filled with bourbon then lost consciousness. On top of that, his ex-wife Pamela Bach managed to get herself picked up for DUI the next day. E! News reports:

The 46-year-old sometimes-actress, who has her own history of alcohol abuse, was arrested in Los Angeles around 8 p.m. Saturday after getting pulled over by the California Highway Patrol and then flubbing a sobriety test. She had breathalyzer tests of .14 and .13, the CHP said, well above the legal limit of .08. Bach was booked at the Van Nuys Jail, and released Sunday morning.

I’m going to assume a traditional Hasselhoff Family Christmas involves everyone gathered around the tree unwrapping their annual gift of a new liver in a cooler. And by unwrapping I of course mean attacking the presents with a broom because “that’s how you get them cold coins to pop out.”

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Comments (36)

  1. Vince Lombardi | November 30, 2009 at 11:58 am

    First…. but for the love of Mike Ditka, I don’t know why I bother.

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  2. lisa | November 30, 2009 at 11:58 am

    love that guy

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  3. cc | November 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm

    Shit, look at his face in the first pic. He’s morphing into some grotesque hybrid of Bruce Jenner and Joan Rivers.

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  4. Amber | November 30, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    #3 LMAO, you’re so right! (Shivers)

    How is this guy still alive?! Atleast every 3 months you hear about his alcohol indused comas.

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  5. It's Me Fuckers | November 30, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    its called Karma. The stupid cunt has tried so many times to get him in trouble with the cops with his own addiction, she is getting hers now.

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  6. shar | November 30, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Two terrific role models. Hey girls read the morning paper, see what Mommy & Daddy can do over the family holiday week-end. What a mess…. the kids must be real, real proud.

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  7. http://www.popduds.com/ | November 30, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    He won’t have much time left if he keeps this up. Drinking himself right into the grave.. pretty sad to watch.

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  8. the hof | November 30, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Hey, Don’t hassle the Hof!

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  9. Randal(l) | November 30, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    The Hoff is just to much man for most people to even begin to comprehend. The man drove a Talking Trans-Am whilst fighting crime and partied at the beach with most of the early 90′s hottest skanks. I once heard he even raped a Grizzly Bear while doing lines of blow off a Great White sharks ass. The Hoff is not to be Hassled.

    Randal(l)

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  10. Lloyd Johnson | November 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm

    I watched Anaconda 3 yesterday and it was awesome! The Hoff made that movie great!

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  11. Jay Popeski | November 30, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    As someone who spent past thanksgiving holidays both high on acid and crystal meth, my heart goes out to the Hasselhoffs. Addiction is a difficult thing. Go see Precious to understand.

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  12. gö?üs esteti?i | November 30, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    his face has deformed..

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  13. donnerpartyoffive | November 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    Hey, that’s a pretty spiffy jacket though. Too bad he forgot to wipe the vomit off of the front.

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  14. cc | November 30, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    When I looked at the first pic I thought maybe this was going to be about Madame Tussaud.

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  16. John | November 30, 2009 at 9:31 pm

    Stupid German bastard

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  17. ilu | November 30, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    theres fucking rusty/shit on ur jacket dave. i still love you tho you fucking lunatic alcoholic… u keep it real

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    theres fucking rust/shit on ur jacket dave. i still love you tho you fucking lunatic alcoholic… u keep it real

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  19. Quidam | December 1, 2009 at 3:49 am

    he was awesome in the SpongeBob movie…

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  20. Herve Leger | December 1, 2009 at 7:22 am

    Stupid German bastard

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  21. StayPuftOverlord | December 1, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Did the Hoff wipe his ass with his jacket in one his drunken binges? Are those shit stains?! And a glittery tuxedo jacket?! Like a playboy bunny?!

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  23. r4i | December 4, 2009 at 10:55 pm

    David Hasselhoff’s looks great in all outfits. Well drinking problem is pretty common and can be let go.

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    its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

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    its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away …

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