David Hasselhoff’s entire family has a drinking problem

November 30th, 2009 // 36 Comments

Depending on where you got your gossip in my absence, David Hasselhoff was either hospitalized for a seizure or put on psychological hold for the weekend. Regardless it’s pretty much a given he drank an entire replica of KITT filled with bourbon then lost consciousness. On top of that, his ex-wife Pamela Bach managed to get herself picked up for DUI the next day. E! News reports:

The 46-year-old sometimes-actress, who has her own history of alcohol abuse, was arrested in Los Angeles around 8 p.m. Saturday after getting pulled over by the California Highway Patrol and then flubbing a sobriety test. She had breathalyzer tests of .14 and .13, the CHP said, well above the legal limit of .08. Bach was booked at the Van Nuys Jail, and released Sunday morning.

I’m going to assume a traditional Hasselhoff Family Christmas involves everyone gathered around the tree unwrapping their annual gift of a new liver in a cooler. And by unwrapping I of course mean attacking the presents with a broom because “that’s how you get them cold coins to pop out.”

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  1. Vince Lombardi

    First…. but for the love of Mike Ditka, I don’t know why I bother.

  2. lisa

    love that guy

  3. cc

    Shit, look at his face in the first pic. He’s morphing into some grotesque hybrid of Bruce Jenner and Joan Rivers.

  4. Amber

    #3 LMAO, you’re so right! (Shivers)

    How is this guy still alive?! Atleast every 3 months you hear about his alcohol indused comas.

  5. It's Me Fuckers

    its called Karma. The stupid cunt has tried so many times to get him in trouble with the cops with his own addiction, she is getting hers now.

  6. shar

    Two terrific role models. Hey girls read the morning paper, see what Mommy & Daddy can do over the family holiday week-end. What a mess…. the kids must be real, real proud.

  7. He won’t have much time left if he keeps this up. Drinking himself right into the grave.. pretty sad to watch.

  8. the hof

    Hey, Don’t hassle the Hof!

  9. Randal(l)

    The Hoff is just to much man for most people to even begin to comprehend. The man drove a Talking Trans-Am whilst fighting crime and partied at the beach with most of the early 90′s hottest skanks. I once heard he even raped a Grizzly Bear while doing lines of blow off a Great White sharks ass. The Hoff is not to be Hassled.

    Randal(l)

  10. Lloyd Johnson

    I watched Anaconda 3 yesterday and it was awesome! The Hoff made that movie great!

  11. Jay Popeski

    As someone who spent past thanksgiving holidays both high on acid and crystal meth, my heart goes out to the Hasselhoffs. Addiction is a difficult thing. Go see Precious to understand.

  12. his face has deformed..

  13. donnerpartyoffive

    Hey, that’s a pretty spiffy jacket though. Too bad he forgot to wipe the vomit off of the front.

  14. cc

    When I looked at the first pic I thought maybe this was going to be about Madame Tussaud.

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  16. John

    Stupid German bastard

  17. ilu

    theres fucking rusty/shit on ur jacket dave. i still love you tho you fucking lunatic alcoholic… u keep it real

  18. ilu

    theres fucking rust/shit on ur jacket dave. i still love you tho you fucking lunatic alcoholic… u keep it real

  19. Quidam

    he was awesome in the SpongeBob movie…

  20. Stupid German bastard

  21. StayPuftOverlord

    Did the Hoff wipe his ass with his jacket in one his drunken binges? Are those shit stains?! And a glittery tuxedo jacket?! Like a playboy bunny?!

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  23. r4i

    David Hasselhoff’s looks great in all outfits. Well drinking problem is pretty common and can be let go.

  24. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away Pam

  25. its great that she is still rockin’ the bod but it is just too damn old and dusty, put it away …

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  27. The stupid cunt has tried so many times to get him in trouble with the cops with his own addiction, she is getting hers now

  28. Stupid German bastard

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