David Hasselhoff’s daughter tries to kill herself
David Hasselhoff’s 14-year-old daughter attempted to commit suicide last night by trying to “cut herself.” She was taken to a local hospital for treatment although her condition isn’t being disclosed.
I don’t want to be too insensitive about this, but I can see how waking up every morning knowing you might see your dad doing this (watch the video) would really crush your spirits. It’s tough enough being a teenager, but combine that with being The Hoff’s kid and there’s really no way you’re gonna make it through life without trying this at least once.
UPDATE: Reports are now coming in that Hasselhoff’s suicide call to the police may have been phony. Which possibly makes him the worst human being on the planet, second only to that guy who keeps stealing my newspaper. You stealing bastard, I’m going to kill you!