Time for your daily dose of the Hoff. The things this man does with his face are epic.
Fact about the Hoff:
In the series Knight Rider, he did most of the singing on the pop tracks in the backround.
You know what? After analyzing these Hoff videos, I’m decided that he’s really not a bad singer. The videos suffer from lack of direction and tackiness, but his vioce is fine.
Fact about Megan Harris:
She has the entire series of Knight Rider on DVD and she wove an indian blanket out of the hair on The Hoff’s ass.
OMG!!!! I JUST recovered my hearing and vision after watching the Paris Hilton video…now this….sheesh good thing I didn’t return the special keyboard to the institute for the blind…
*falling over computer desk* UUugghhh….It’s okay..I’ll be okay….
why don’t you just come out and say what you really wnat to say Megan…that you are flicking your bean to the Hoff.
If I didn’t already know the song and was hearing it for the first time, I would think the title was “Secret ASIAN Man” – his diction is as bad as his video…….. and when is he going to go into a twelve step program to break the wristwatch addiction????
Personally, for pure laughs I like the one where he is flying around and dancing like someone stuck a poker up his ass……. don’t remember hte song – I was laughing too hard at the images
who the FUCK told this idiot he could sing?
David Hasselhoff > Daniel Craig
At least the special effects aren’t straight out of 1982 like his other videos… Too bad we can’t say the same about his hair.
KIT should’ve ran him over…
This is hysterical. I love the part where he looks like a midget with the power pack on his back.
As funny as it is, I didn’t make it to the end — I found myself wanting to poke my eyes out with a fork.
Notice how he is looking thru the binoculars at the woman holding her breasts….he looks slightly confused and somewhat appaled by what he is seeing. Interesting…
The more I see of these “videos” the more I am convinced that the German people absolutely melt for public personas with warbly voices, exaggerated hand gestures, and excessive egos (Hitler, Hasselhoff). I love the subtle admission by the Hoff at the end when his face is superimposed on a woman’s buttocks. It is as though he is admitting he is a big ass and full of shit. I would love it if MTV fucked him and nominated this shit for Best Video. Couldn’t you see Hoff sitting in the front row, that shit-eating grin dominating his face as his name is called and he beats out Christina Aguilera, Pink, AFI, and Kanye West for the award? The chorus of boos and laughter mocking him as he walks to the podium to accept his award, his ’80’s inspired sunglasses glued to his head. It’d be great, but MTV’s too pretentious for that now. BTW – You just know that the Hoff still decorates his pads with Nagel. Fucking meatlover.
Where *does* this shit come from?
he’s never gonna top hooked on a feeling. :(
besides…Devo does it better (anybody could)
sigh. i want to have hasselhoffs babies.
Fact about Megan Harris: Worst fucking taste in music EVER!!!!!!!!
Fact about The Hoff: makes his own Moonshine and hangs out with Tom and various cocks……………
Does this dude hail from Wisconsin? ‘Cause honestly…his affection for cheese is truly astounding!
So I’ve always kinda thought of the Hoff as that hairy guy who balanced out Baywatch, but ever since I saw that naked picture with the puppies I just can’t wrap my mind around this guy. This video was freaken sweet. I’d have to say my favorite parts were the charlie’s angel’s type shot where he’s aiming the gun and then he fades into a silliuette, the motorcycle riding, and when he plays the recorder. I bet you every morning when he wakes up, after his first shot of Jager, he looks in the mirror, runs his fingers through his mane of 80s hair and thinks to himself, “I am one one bad mother fucker.” But it’s all cancelled out by the fact that he probably can’t fall asleep without the sound of his own gentle weeping.
This video makes me want to make out with Megan Harris. It’s that bad.
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