David Hasselhoff’s estranged wife Pamela Bach has requested a judge grant a temporary restraining order against the star. Hasselhoff and his spouse of 16 years are locked in a bitter divorce battle, but supposedly the restraining order was not requested on grounds of domestic violence. The pair, who have two children together, have reportedly been ordered to keep apart, and granted custody of one child each. The court papers are confidential, because they contain detailed “mental health” papers.
Hmmm, maybe the restraining order had something to do with this. Hopefully this personal tragedy will spur him creatively. I have four words for you: Hoff Sings the Blues. Or maybe something more upbeat, like Hoff’s musical orgy: the girls of Berlin. Cause that smells like a Grammy. And possibly weinerschnitzel.
GothamGuy | March 8, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Too much Pepsi can do that to you. The judge in my case totally understood my
bjpack | March 8, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Actually the restraining order was against Yanni who’s been hanging out a lot with Hoff as they were planning the first world tour of the supergroup HYZ (Hasselhoff, Yanni and Zanfir).
honey | March 8, 2006 at 1:11 pm
hey, will somebody please post a comment that is excessively inappropriate and then ask why your comment was removed.. i want to see what happens
CheekyChops | March 8, 2006 at 1:21 pm
The Germans love him. Why? No, really… why?
ButtSnack | March 8, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I find it hard to believe that David Hasselhole can get angry enough to require a restraining order. But I totally buy the part about the “mental papers”.
Raquel | March 8, 2006 at 2:07 pm
I have to set one thing straight: The Germans are NOT fans of this clown. He was (for reasons I can’t understand) a sorta-kinda star (and I’m being really generous in calling him that) in the early 90s, but now he’s just a big joke (especially amongst the younger generation). I really pisses me off that Non-Germans (and especially Maestro Hasselhoff himself) still think that the Germans love him and adore his music. Reality check: That washed-up alcoholic couldn’t get anybody to buy his records even if he paid them to! David, Schatzi, you need lay off the juice…
Zed | March 8, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Say what you will (Hasselhoff’s a drunk, he’s a loser, he’s a mental case, etc., etc.), this guy’s video totally cracks me up.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/26/david_hasselhoff_is_hooked_on.html
Maybe his wife’s just angry that she didn’t get to play one of the angels descending from heaven … or one of the tribespersons in the African scene. Or the trout. Yeah, that’s it. The trout …
mrschickee | March 8, 2006 at 2:26 pm
“Posted by honey on March 8, 2006 01:11 PM
hey, will somebody please post a comment that is excessively inappropriate and then ask why your comment was removed.. i want to see what happens”
LOL I agree. I have seen some pretty rude things written on this site. LOL I wonder how “excessively inappropriate” is defined by the Superfish.
playahater101 | March 8, 2006 at 2:41 pm
That video is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
staticbumblebee | March 8, 2006 at 3:07 pm
I said something about doing Steve-o in the butt and it didn’t get posted. (I’m a female.)
ESQ | March 8, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Maybe the wife is now “Hooked on a Feeling” OR morfid by the whole Pepsi ads Hasshole was doing.
deanna | March 8, 2006 at 4:31 pm
I love this video with my whole heart and soul. like any great piece of art, you learn new things after each viewing
honey | March 8, 2006 at 5:11 pm
#10 aah- but you’re still allowed to post- you must not have asked why? when your comment was rejected
personally, I’d like to see more postings of women offering to do Steve-o in the butt
hooray for you
notjune | March 9, 2006 at 1:07 am
He’s so gay… not that there’ anything wrong with that!
However, the question herein lies.. does he know it?
senin | March 9, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Can’t we send him up on the next space mission and leave him there to orbir the earth for the rest of his pathetic untalented life?? Someone call NASA.
senin | March 9, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Can’t we send him up on the next space mission and leave him there to orbit the earth for the rest of his pathetic untalented life?? Someone call NASA.
bluthnr | April 16, 2007 at 7:08 pm
good the cunt deserved it and he should woop her sum more…..then divorce her and focas on the new knight rider movie
Online Casinos | October 12, 2007 at 2:30 am
I guess David is not that popular any more…
only 17 comments…
booooo