David Hasselhoff gets restrained

March 8th, 2006 // 18 Comments

david_hasselhoff_restrained.jpgDavid Hasselhoff’s estranged wife Pamela Bach has requested a judge grant a temporary restraining order against the star. Hasselhoff and his spouse of 16 years are locked in a bitter divorce battle, but supposedly the restraining order was not requested on grounds of domestic violence. The pair, who have two children together, have reportedly been ordered to keep apart, and granted custody of one child each. The court papers are confidential, because they contain detailed “mental health” papers.

Hmmm, maybe the restraining order had something to do with this. Hopefully this personal tragedy will spur him creatively. I have four words for you: Hoff Sings the Blues. Or maybe something more upbeat, like Hoff’s musical orgy: the girls of Berlin. Cause that smells like a Grammy. And possibly weinerschnitzel.

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  1. GothamGuy

    Too much Pepsi can do that to you. The judge in my case totally understood my

  2. bjpack

    Actually the restraining order was against Yanni who’s been hanging out a lot with Hoff as they were planning the first world tour of the supergroup HYZ (Hasselhoff, Yanni and Zanfir).

  3. honey

    hey, will somebody please post a comment that is excessively inappropriate and then ask why your comment was removed.. i want to see what happens

  4. CheekyChops

    The Germans love him. Why? No, really… why?

  5. ButtSnack

    I find it hard to believe that David Hasselhole can get angry enough to require a restraining order. But I totally buy the part about the “mental papers”.

  6. Raquel

    I have to set one thing straight: The Germans are NOT fans of this clown. He was (for reasons I can’t understand) a sorta-kinda star (and I’m being really generous in calling him that) in the early 90s, but now he’s just a big joke (especially amongst the younger generation). I really pisses me off that Non-Germans (and especially Maestro Hasselhoff himself) still think that the Germans love him and adore his music. Reality check: That washed-up alcoholic couldn’t get anybody to buy his records even if he paid them to! David, Schatzi, you need lay off the juice…

  7. Zed

    Say what you will (Hasselhoff’s a drunk, he’s a loser, he’s a mental case, etc., etc.), this guy’s video totally cracks me up.

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/26/david_hasselhoff_is_hooked_on.html

    Maybe his wife’s just angry that she didn’t get to play one of the angels descending from heaven … or one of the tribespersons in the African scene. Or the trout. Yeah, that’s it. The trout …

  8. mrschickee

    “Posted by honey on March 8, 2006 01:11 PM

    hey, will somebody please post a comment that is excessively inappropriate and then ask why your comment was removed.. i want to see what happens”

    LOL I agree. I have seen some pretty rude things written on this site. LOL I wonder how “excessively inappropriate” is defined by the Superfish.

  9. playahater101

    That video is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

  10. staticbumblebee

    I said something about doing Steve-o in the butt and it didn’t get posted. (I’m a female.)

  11. ESQ

    Maybe the wife is now “Hooked on a Feeling” OR morfid by the whole Pepsi ads Hasshole was doing.

  12. deanna

    I love this video with my whole heart and soul. like any great piece of art, you learn new things after each viewing

  13. honey

    #10 aah- but you’re still allowed to post- you must not have asked why? when your comment was rejected
    personally, I’d like to see more postings of women offering to do Steve-o in the butt
    hooray for you

  14. notjune

    He’s so gay… not that there’ anything wrong with that!

    However, the question herein lies.. does he know it?

  15. senin

    Can’t we send him up on the next space mission and leave him there to orbir the earth for the rest of his pathetic untalented life?? Someone call NASA.

  16. senin

    Can’t we send him up on the next space mission and leave him there to orbit the earth for the rest of his pathetic untalented life?? Someone call NASA.

  17. bluthnr

    good the cunt deserved it and he should woop her sum more…..then divorce her and focas on the new knight rider movie

  18. I guess David is not that popular any more…
    only 17 comments…
    booooo

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