David Hasselhoff was repotedly kicked out of Wimbledon because he was too drunk, forcing a guard to walk him off the tournament grounds after he repeatedly got in arguments with the security staff.
First, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket. Then he was banned from press and players
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yuckyfresh | July 6, 2006 at 6:35 pm
booooring!
siren823 | July 6, 2006 at 6:40 pm
Hey! Don’t Hassel the Hoff. Someone of his caliber doesn’t need a ticket. Or any dignity.
tinyTy | July 6, 2006 at 6:41 pm
I like drunk celebrity stories.
MeganHarris | July 6, 2006 at 6:42 pm
I’ve met David Hasselhoff. for real.
mrs.t | July 6, 2006 at 6:43 pm
His publicists should begin every statement by pointing out that he has battled alcohol his entire life. It takes care of so many of his problematic career and personal appearance choices.
Otherwise, much like my post, this is indeed boring news.
mrs.t | July 6, 2006 at 6:44 pm
MeganHarris, you meet the Hoff every time you look in a fucking mirror.
ed1969 | July 6, 2006 at 6:45 pm
The Hoff? Drunk? And refering to himself as “The Hoff”? Thats not boring, thats awesome.
torpedo_tits_tonya | July 6, 2006 at 6:46 pm
That’s pretty effin’ funny, I wish I could have seen it in person.
MeganHarris | July 6, 2006 at 6:51 pm
smart ass.
I met him here in Miami Beach once. on lincoln Road.
krisdylee | July 6, 2006 at 7:01 pm
blazing row… fucking brits…
krisdylee | July 6, 2006 at 7:02 pm
The Hoff is what he calls his cock.
UNWASHEDMASSES | July 6, 2006 at 7:12 pm
He was so drunk he forgot he wasn’t in Germany, where people are killed at his whim and it is a high honor to place his penis (AKA Lil’ Hoff) in one’s mouth. He has fought a long battle with booze… and is apparently losing. Now I get why he is so beloved by Germany – it’s not the germanic last name, it’s because he’s a loser, too.
henrysgirl | July 6, 2006 at 7:14 pm
I totally agree with siren823. David Hasselhoff is a god in Germany. How dare the British show him so little respect. He is a god!!! Who else but a god can be in such classic television as Young and the Restless, Knight Rider and Baywatch? On second thought, maybe he’s like Robert Johnson and made a pact with the Devil at the Crossroads. Bewate if you Hassle the Hoff.
henrysgirl | July 6, 2006 at 7:16 pm
*beware* dammit, the Hoff gets my juices going.
BoredStiff | July 6, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Now this is a post !!!!!!
None of that Hohan,kristin whoavelli?,
It’s all about the Hoff!
Celebrity Crunch | July 6, 2006 at 7:37 pm
Something tells me it doesn’t take much to get kicked out of Wimbledon. The Hoff could have take all those Brits.
Dragulf | July 6, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Didn’t he used to have a car? I rememeber a car. Then again if I could fly I wouldn’t need a car either. I am so confused but I do know one thing…
TCLTC! Superman IS your daddy!
Shelley Bonnechance | July 6, 2006 at 8:06 pm
“I’m the Hoff!”
Thanks to this priceless quote from David Horselhaff, I have just peed myself laughing.
Yoda a Green Schlong Has | July 6, 2006 at 8:16 pm
“The Hoff”, a professionally incompetent, egocentric, german power ballad singing, train wreck, who is somehow charismatic and entertaining enough to overcome his “hoffishness”.
It would have been more entertaining if the “blazing row” turned into a “severe ass kicking”. Tennis hooligans? …
energy_guru | July 6, 2006 at 8:33 pm
There’s nothing wrong with being too drunk, but David Hasselhof shouldn’t be allowed anywhere.
francesfarmer | July 6, 2006 at 8:44 pm
hooked on a feeling?
And don’t be hatin the Hoff, if you want to read a boring post go scan over lohan’s freckles again or something
Sheva | July 6, 2006 at 8:54 pm
The only thing that would make the story is if he knocked over a security guard in order to walk onto the grass during the match.
Then he’d have my eternal respect. For now it’s Kiefer tackling a Christmas tree in a UK hotel.
So my heroes:
1. Kiefer
2. The Hoff
Yoda a Green Schlong Has | July 6, 2006 at 8:59 pm
21. Back, by popular demand, “The Hoff”, …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKu_QA8Bn9o&search=hasselhoff
trailercamptramp | July 6, 2006 at 9:00 pm
MeganHarris (quote)
“I met him here in Miami Beach once. on lincoln Road.”
did he try and run your retarded ass over
because thats what i want to do
gammanormids | July 6, 2006 at 9:21 pm
A guy showed up naked at a tennis match while Sharapova was playing… was him? perhaps he was but no one recognised him—
poon86 | July 6, 2006 at 9:26 pm
This guy just wont die. No one likes you Hoff. Get over yourself. Istead of being and old drunk, you should have worked on your marriage to that hot wife of yours.
HelloTimeBomb | July 6, 2006 at 9:36 pm
This story blows. Four day old news is not news. This happened on Monday!!
Also, not that you should be interested (because I’m not), but Wimbledon denies this ever happened:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/5149782.stm
*Yawn*
ffordegroupie | July 6, 2006 at 9:50 pm
The Hoff has officially entered Cruiseland. He’s like the C-list version of Tom Cruise WLTC.
Pearly | July 7, 2006 at 12:00 am
Loser.
Tits_McGhee | July 7, 2006 at 12:26 am
This guy is unbelievable. Okay, Hoff, you were famous, like oh say about 20 years ago and you are staggering up to people saying “Um, excuse me, don’t you KNOW who I AM?!”
With the ego that big, me thinks someone is trying to make up for something much smaller….
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | July 7, 2006 at 12:29 am
Hey, at least he got to bang Pam Anderson when she was in her prime. Now don’t tell me he didnt! She’s easier than tic-tac-toe. Have you SEEN what Tommy Lee looks like? Thats one ugly motherfucker and she MARRIED HIM for fuck’s sake!
magickal | July 7, 2006 at 12:31 am
(In William Daniels’s voice): “Uh, Michael…I’m going to crash this black bitch into a fucking wall…oh, and, America’s Got Talent sucks just like you, Brandy and that fuckwad Piers-dude”!!!!!!!!!
magickal | July 7, 2006 at 12:33 am
Oh, and, Don’t Hassel the Mother-fuckin’ Hoff, yo.
ChickenScratch | July 7, 2006 at 1:35 am
Just passing through, I have nothing to comment on this story.
Okay, maybe one little comment…
“Kit, TURBO-BOOST!”
On to the next story of the day.
adogcalledbleep | July 7, 2006 at 2:32 am
The Hoff personally ended the cold war and he has a talking car that fires missiles and this is the respect he’s shown by elitist tennis snobs???!!!
….He should head back down to Wimbledon and take the upper class fuckers out; with said talking car that fires missiles….in fact apart from the environmentally friendly wombles he should blow the fuck out of the whole area….
Jedi Kevin | July 7, 2006 at 2:59 am
More like the Jack-Hoff.
Rylie | July 7, 2006 at 3:00 am
What’s “repotedly?”
WorldWideWendy | July 7, 2006 at 4:11 am
For a minute there I thought this post said
“David Hasselhoff has reportedly slipped on a mink coat in the shower and cut his throat with a butt plug”
But I mis-read it.
NunoH | July 7, 2006 at 7:00 am
“I’m the Hoff” lol
jrzmommy | July 7, 2006 at 8:35 am
Why should he get to be the only Hoff and have all the fun? Why can’t we all be the Hoff?
This is hilarious. Probably one of the funnier SFs in a loooong time.
RichPort | July 7, 2006 at 9:14 am
In related news, John Tess and Yanni were caught beating each other’s spouses for screaming “I am the HOFF!!!” over and over again while Tom Cruise was caught beating his meat to “America’s Got Talent” everytime Drunk Dave had another stupid insightful comment.
flamarkel | July 7, 2006 at 9:37 am
Where was that talking car during this whole blazing row? I’ve seen that thing get him out of bigger messes than this.
Italian Stallion | July 7, 2006 at 9:51 am
@42 Kit was in the parking lot huffing gas and was in no shape to pick “The Hoff” up. They both need to check into Betty Ford, or the nearest Morgue……………
flamarkel | July 7, 2006 at 10:44 am
I thought maybe Kit was in the parking lot trying to pick up a muscle car. He always seemed, you know, that way.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 7, 2006 at 11:01 am
MeganHarris, I just want to know one thing: is there any celebrity you haven’t met/ made out with?
Just curious. In fact, I think we all are.
jrzmommy | July 7, 2006 at 11:14 am
She knows everyone, Osh. MeganHarris once had a three-way with Abbott & Costello. It’s true. She told me so.
BarbadoSlim | July 7, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Hehehehehehehe…the Hoff gets a free pass in my book.
It’s fucking Knight Rider bitches.
can't help myself | July 7, 2006 at 12:58 pm
On “America’s Got Talent” –
The Hoff = The Paula
Sure, Brandy always tries to say something nice…but it’s the HOFF who’s Mr. Drunky and can’t sit still in his seat!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 7, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Who the fuck does Hasselhoff think he is? Ted Nugent?! His penis should be revoked.
Discord | July 7, 2006 at 1:22 pm
I see nothing wrong with what he did.
After all, he’s
“Been looking for freedom
Ever since he left his hometown!
He’s been looking for freedom
Still it can’t be found!”