This is video of David Hasselhoff completely drunk and slurring his words at his Las Vegas home. It was taken by his 16-year-old daughter Taylor three months ago, and in it you can hear her begging him not to drink anymore or he’ll be fired from his show. David released this statement in response to the video:
“I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work, I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, one evening I did have a brief relapse, but part of recovery is relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my daughters who were concerned for my well being there was a tape made that night to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my daughters. The tape was never meant to become public, but got into the hands of individuals who are not worthy of mentioning, who maliciously released the tape for their own self purpose. I hope that someone else will learn from the tape, as I have.”
As much as I want to rip on The Hoff, this is just incredibly sad. Like the time I was standing outside all alone, looking through the window of a family opening presents on Christmas morning. And there was a guy behind me playing the violin. And it was raining. And also I was an orphan. And my pet dog had just died. Did I mention I was also missing a leg? Because I was also missing a leg. Ahh, the memories.
Mia vs. Senor Kelli, with an I?? This is like the Spy v. Spy of Idiotdom.
Did the HOff’s kid and that Baldwin kid get together and start a new club? The Fuck Your Famous Father in the Ass Club?
@90″He was the Knight Rider, bitches.” -BarbadoSlim
Sounds like defense to me.
And you should probably reread the bit about the first amendment. I’m not defending or assaulting the constitution, because it doesn’t apply here, because I didn’t infringe on anyone’s right to freedom of speech. Perhaps you dozed through the constitutional law portion of your GED, but I’d have to stop one of you from saying something in order to inhibit your freedom of speech, yes? Seems to me like you’re still pretty free to speak your mind. In fact, I’m going to say YOU’RE closer to violating my 1st amendment rights because your harsh, unfounded criticisms could “chill” any further criticisms of your man-god “the Hoff’.” I don’t really expect you to know what that means, but go ahead and look it up. I’ll wait.
I’m not gonna look up anything, I don’t work for you, however, if you just found some information on chilling effects on speech and are trying to pass yourself of as a scholar more power to you.
As for defending the Hoff if anything I just wrote that I liked Kinight Rider, in a kitschy sort of 80′s way. I haven’t defended “the Hoff’s” actions or omissions.
Finally after all your rants I’ve yet to read any part where you have denounced communism. The way I see it, you are just trying to spread your filthy anti 80′s/commie propaganda.
And I’m just gonna establish my position here before this turns into that internet “thing”
*I don’t hassle the Hoff
*his kid’s a cunt
*you are a commie
*I’m not going to change my mind
*this is a humor site not therapy for your daddy issues
Live with it, or don’t, I really don’t give a rat’s ass. I’m moving on.
What was her point? I think everybody drinks! I think that, that was stupid as hell to do your father like that! If, she knew that he was drunk, she should have left him alone! What, was she trying to prove? I bet you this little bitch, turned around and asked him for money!
This is the fucking funniest thing ever. Hasslehoff looks like a retarded child when he’s drunk. I dont even know what the hell he said.
Now that’s rich, BarbadosMcCarthy.
I personally think it’s really funny when forumlords get pissed off at the upstart newcomers. Isn’t the internets fun?
Glad to know I’m not the only person who gets a burning yearning for some good old fashion sloppy burgers anytime after I’ve gotten drunk off my ass.
hes eating o__O
I’ve read many times that David Hasselhoff is very much loved in Germany. But it is simply not true. He had lots of media coverage in the 80s and 90s because he has german relatives and he had one or two successful songs in the charts. That’s all. Nobody cares for him anymore.
he’s is just an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!