David Hasselhoff adds pants-pissing, doctor-punching to his drunken resume

David Hasselhoff managed to drink himself into the hospital again. This time in London which is an almost superhuman feat considering those people drink 20 pints of ale for breakfast. The Sun reports:

The bender began at the weekend when the US actor joined about 400 A-listers at X Factor supremo Simon Cowell’s posh birthday party. He got smashed and was escorted out of a side door and back to the hotel.
A source close to the star said: “David is very hard to handle when he drinks, often very emotional and aggressive. On this occasion he became so drunk he wet his hotel bed – ruining two mattresses – and was becoming a real pain for staff. His assistant Joe Townley was so concerned he called out a doctor. David was furious and lashed out at him – but mistakenly hit the doctor.
“They decided they had no option but to lock him in the basement until an ambulance arrived.”

I’ve funneled a significant amount of booze through my liver, but I can honestly say I’ve never been so shitfaced it required an entire basement to contain me until a team of paramedics arrived to talk me out of going for nachos. And that’s a shame I’ll have to live with for the rest of my life. *sniff* DON’T LOOK AT ME!

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