David Duchovny & Tea Leoni secretly separated for months

October 16th, 2008 // 39 Comments

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni’s publicist revealed the two are actually separated and have been for months now, according to People:

“In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months,” the statement says. “The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children.”

So, wait, going on a binge of strippers and porn after separating from your wife is considered sex addiction now? Jesus. Last I checked it was called being PERFECTLY GODDAMN NORMAL. That’s like crawling out of a desert then announcing you’ve got a “water addiction.” C’mon.

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  1. erica

    I’ll be his rebound girl, if he’ll have me

  2. havoc

    “So, wait, going on a binge of strippers and porn after separating from your wife is considered sex addiction now?”

    No shit……

    .

  3. ooh, i’ll be her rebound dude, if she’ll have me.

    I WANT TO BELIEVE

    http://www.howtolosegirls.com

  4. oh, i meant THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

  5. Deacon Jones

    Wow.

    Going to Sex Addiction class, and THEN getting a divorce…..

    That’s like completing AA and then buying a bar

  6. Wonder if they will now get a divorce or get back together?

  7. KG

    That’s got to be the ugliest pic of Tea Leoni I’ve ever seen.

  8. es

    I got a friend named jimbo, he is so hypocrite

  9. #9

    You mean there are pretty ones? I thought she was a tranny. He could do 100x better. Hell, each stripper was probably at least a quadruple improvement.

  10. @10 That is nice to know.

  11. Joe C

    Supposedly, it’s because SHE is/was banging Billy Bob Thornton.

  12. tanya

    Who gives a crap?

  13. g

    He’s no prize, but she was always a fugly, annoying cunt….

  14. gotmilk?

    i’ve secretly not cared about these two since forever.

    nice glasses tea. she reminds me of Ellen. that would explain his porn & stripper habit.

  15. Jammy

    the only thing I’d like to see separated with Tea Leoni are HER LEGS!

    Yo!

  16. English Bob

    DAMN, all this time i’ve been confusing this fugly bitch with the beautiful Tia Carrera, oh right. Now i know who it really is i couldn’t give a fuck!! Hey Fish, any chance of posting some hot pics of Tia Carrera, i could get some myself by googling her name, but why should i? That’s why i come here, because it’s your job.

    Hey Jimbo keep up the good work in putting down these fools..

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  18. mamadough

    yawn. i bet he gets more of a response out of his plastic fuck doll than tea leoni. at least the fuck doll’s tits are bigger.

  19. Binky

    My sources are saying his Ex ‘filed.’

  20. ph7

    I’d divorce any chick who wore sunglasses like that, too.

  21. umm...

    there’s half the story here; the other half:

    “It was not his ‘sexual compulsion proclivity’ that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton. Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Oscar-winning actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, who was formerly married to Angelina Jolie.”

  22. dude

    She’s a maaaaannn, baby!

  23. Rusty

    Well one thing we can say about Tea — she is a size queen. Billy Bob and David are famous around town for their equipment. These two deserve each other, along with the other flea-bitten tramps they sleep with on the side. What this shows is that the Ivy League, supposedly upper-crust types are really nasty filth monkeys who make ghetto hoochies look good in comparison.

  24. They kiss like THAT and they have to cheat on each other and get divorced? I don’t get it. Look at the passion in his eyes….I’m so jealous.

  25. Joe C

    It’s because she is/was supposedly screwing Billy Bob Thornton.

  26. ggggggg

    Who cheats on Mulder? seriously! Scully, take your man!!!

  27. supersex

    who the fuck cares, post more pix of jessica simpson

  28. Quite frankly, I don’t blame him. Leoni’s face looks like a corpse. Leave him alone. Let him indulge for God’s sake.

  29. HoodFellaz

    Of course, the man is a pimp and now the bitch is ugly.

  30. tp

    The 90′s called, they want their stupid glasses back!!!

  31. friendlyfires

    Sex addiction is when you have a new computer monitor every three or for days because you keep showering ‘em with your man juice so much, soap and water and Windex just don’t cut it.

  32. Alison

    Her body language – head tilted away from hubby, and legs crossed away from him too screams “We don’t know each other !” They look so uncomfortable. I feel sorry for her. He seems like a smug, self-satisfied jerk. He will regret splitting up with her.

  33. NastyBedazzler

    David Duchovny is the man.
    First it was X-Files, now it’s Californication both of which are fucking great television. If you haven’t seen Californication check it out, afterwards I don’t think you’ll be able to blame DD for being a sex addict. If I could nail any one of the chicks (extras included) that appear on that show I’d die a happy man.

  34. Alexandra

    Damn, David Duchovny is my dream man. Handcuff me, push me up the wall and do a full cavity search, Agent Mulder!

  35. rae

    Who do these fucking nasty douchebag extraordinaire shitstains think they are anyway?

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