David Copperfield is hiding something from the FBI

October 19th, 2007 // 83 Comments
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David Copperfield is being investigated by the FBI though nobody will explain why. He has a warehouse in Las Vegas called the International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts where he keeps tricks and memorabilia, and it was raided by FBI agents Wednesday where they seized a computer hard drive, a digital camera memory chip, and nearly two million dollars in cash.

“We understand there is an investigation, we are in touch with the investigators, and are respecting the confidentiality of the investigation,” Copperfield’s lawyer David Chesnoff said in a brief statement.

Everything about this is just so mysterious. I think it’d be pretty funny if the director of the FBI saw a magic special and this whole case is to figure out how David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear. I mean, it was there, and then it wasn’t. Where’d it go?! How’d he do it?! I bet there was a mirror involved. I’m pretty clever when it comes to these things.

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  1. LaDrones

    Well, I’ve read David Copperfield’s self-titled autobiography, and he doesn’t mention a computer anywhere in it.

  2. hmmmm

    he’s being investigated for rape but since it was in the bahamas and therefore not on US soil it goes to the FBI not the police.

    et voila.

    and im actually not making that up

  3. SR

    @ #48
    The only one with donkey sucking fantasies is you, as you demonstrated so well in your comment!
    Go clean some more toilets and shove a burrito up your ass, you fucking beaner!

  4. Dick Richards

    #45-46. Go back to Nazi-world dumbass. You know why German’s find him so irresistable? Because they’re the same people that found a Mr. Adolf HItler fascinating. Easy. Strange, you’re german, the Cop’s jewish. I wonder if he ever found any Nazi memorabilia inside of your muff? That’s it; Copperfield was importing stolen jewish artifacts from the War! Heil your German cunt. You Germanian Skeeze.

  5. JENNY

    COPPERFIELD WAS ARRESTED FOR THE ALLEGED RAPINGOF A WOMAN OVERSEAS (BAHAMAS?), HENCE THE FBI INVOLVEMENT.

  6. Italian Stallion

    How did Jack Tripper let his best pal Larry get in such a mess?

  7. T. Cruise

    So he has a secret warehouse where he keeps a stash of cash and male lovers. Big deal! Who doesn’t?

  8. topsy

    oh btw he’s coming to Indonesia this weekend. haha DON’T CARE!!!!!!!

  9. D. Richards (World's mistake)

    #56. Ha! I was wondering the same thing (now that you mentioned it).

  10. HankTheDwarf

    HE SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED FOR OVER USE OF BOTOX

    BOTOX FRUIT
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    BOTOX FRUIT
    BOTOX FRUIT

  11. AmandaMarie

    I heard on the news, and then on the radio on my way to work(107.7 The End, Seattle, WA) that someone is claiming he raped them while they were outside the country. The report was filed by her in seattle, but they are now looking at it for potential “sexual misconduct”.

  12. David Copperfield is the master of illusion. If he can make an airplane or the Statue of Liberty vanish in thin air he can surely make himself scarce. If not his fat wallet should be able to make the charges disappear.

  13. ssdd

    I’ve never cared for this dicknibbler…..he’s the Master Of Nothing and his “magic” is lame.

  14. kellygrrrl

    He makes $2 mil magically appear
    and
    He makes his penis magically appear inside a woman
    WOW!
    This guy really is talented

  15. Hippy chick

    He’s been accused of raping a woman in the Bahamas!

  16. Shawn D

    they are investigation a rape in Seattle. I don’t know much of the details but if you check some local tv websties I’m sure they say something about it. I think channel 4 (komo) has the story

  17. leandra

    I dunno, but my first thought when I heard about this was that it’s probably about child porn.

  18. Sandra

    Uhm, I’m a German girl, and I’m neither a Nazi (which, by the way, the majority of Germans aren’t), nor do I like Copperfield. Just so that’s settled.

  19. cloudy

    german news says, David Copperfield raped a woman

  20. penishead

    Penn & Teller magically made a video tape appear of Copperfield raping a woman. That’ll teach him to f#@k with the Vegas Magical Mafia.

  21. Mexican donkey show proprietor

    @ #%# SR:

    David Copperfield has just been arrested for raping a donkey. If only he had asked me, I would have come down in price, say from $10000 to $9000.

    Sincerely,

    Your humble local Mexican donkey show proprietor

    P.S. By the way my dear Senorita, I forgot to ask you yesterday, how would you like to be in a nice Mexican donkey show? It seems like it would be “right up your alley” . . .

  22. Mexican donkey show proprietor

    That first line should have been @ #53. Please, I humbly beg of you, forgive my unforgivable typo.

    Sincerely,

    Your humble local Mexican donkey show proprietor

  23. i’m pretty sure the FBI just finished reading the harry potter series and couldn’t quite separate reality anymore.

  24. Missystar

    Why are magicians always such cheeseballs? Funniest answer wins a free rubber-glove exam!

  25. I don't understand

    @ # 74 Missystar:

    I looked all up and down the thread and saw no one with the screen name “Funniest answer”. What are you talking about?

  26. Dick Richards

    Missy, in order to be a magician, you must first give up all your cool. Then you must search out a ventriliquist, and suck his cock dry. Then, after you’ve been sodomized by the fist in the hat, you can begin your training. If, after eating your master magicians ass, you’re not “cheesy”, god help you. Exam, please?

  27. Maria

    ha hah haha!SR are you sure he didn’t through up afterwards you big fat liar, are dreaming!And by the way you talk you show not respect or love for David K.So why would he ever care or do those things to a bitch like you?!I bet you’re so god dem ugly and insane and you are looking completely stupid and pathetic!I like Dick Richards answer though.Nazi?ahaha yeah man!Those German people speak like idiots, I mean,I’m from Greece and I find their accent kind of ridicilous,u know.But of course he’s gay ,all men are ,because usually the most of them are more attractive and more good looking than women .Pfffff,men don’t like to admit they are gay!Wouldn’t it be nice if David made advantage of me sexually and then pay me to soften my phychological wound?!Well what can I say he is attractive, but as you can tell I’m not a slat !

  28. Byron

    #77…I would hope you are not a slat,as for Mr. Copperfield,as someone has already said,magicians and clowns are just wrong

  29. Byron

    45..SR…David spent alot of time betwix your legs and he loved it…sounds to me like you are the slat(sic)

  30. Master Of Puppets

    Lola?He gets plenty of female tail, ha?That means of course that these women are all whores and disgusting pathetic human beings that hitting on every famous man the meet ’cause they don’t find anything else left to do!He is a pervert and his bitches are perverts too that everybody wants them dead so the bitches goal is to find a man who is desperate to get as many female tails as possible,bitches don’t care if Copperfield actually hates them(that’s why he is fu***** them hard) ,but fucking is the only thing that interested a specific kind of animals oops oh I meant people!

  31. NadaKNow

    David Copperfield AN UGLY OLD DOG!!! HE’S SO UGLY HE COULDN’T GET ME TO SAY HI TO HIM FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!

  32. NadaKNow

    David Copperfield AN UGLY OLD DOG!!! HE’S SO UGLY HE COULDN’T GET ME TO SAY HI TO HIM FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!

  33. NADAKNOW

    DAVID COPPERFIELD’S SO FUCKING UGLY

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