David Copperfield and two of his assistants were robbed at gun point after one of his magic shows Sunday night by three armed teens. The best part of the story is that Copperfield actually did some magic on them, pulling out all of his pockets to show they were empty, even though he had a cell phone, passport and wallet in them.
It’s always awesome when somebody known for their profession actually applies it to real life. Like Hulk Hogan body slamming somebody who cuts in front of him, or Fabio unbuttoning his shirt and posing with women like he’s a sexy pirate. Or me boning supermodels with my humongous wang.
bjpack | April 26, 2006 at 9:05 am
Why didn’t he just vanish? I always suspected that he couldn’t really do that.
biatcho | April 26, 2006 at 9:10 am
Stop calling it magic… they’re Illusions!
mika | April 26, 2006 at 9:12 am
Why didn’t he just Flew off ?
Guess he had forgot his special openned silky shirt…
Nola | April 26, 2006 at 9:12 am
I guess that’s one way to see the show without having to pay the price of admission.
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2006 at 9:19 am
It’s always amazing when my massive genitalia is put to the task of boning whole galaxies at a time, yup, all the way up their black holes WITHOUT any KY lubrication.
true story.
DonLes91 | April 26, 2006 at 9:20 am
I agree with #1. He can make the Statue of Liberty disappear, but not some teenagers with guns?
SuperSpence | April 26, 2006 at 9:22 am
Magic is difficult. Black magic the most difficult of all. I’ve been sticking pins into a David Copperfield doll for seven years and the best I’ve gotten out of it was this stick-up.
LilJenny | April 26, 2006 at 9:37 am
Couldn’t he turn the gun into something cool, like a burrito?
Gerald Tarrant | April 26, 2006 at 9:39 am
Even David’s power is finite. He couldn’t keep Claudia under his spell forever. And I’m innocent of this one, Claudia is all I ever stole from him, well private tapes of him and Claudia, but whatever.
krisdylee | April 26, 2006 at 9:41 am
David Copperfield loves the cock.
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2006 at 9:51 am
He should’ve poofed himself to another location, he strikes me as a poofster, he might even like “da’cock” …just like the guy from that blockbuster summer movie, “Days of Thunder”
Fisher55 | April 26, 2006 at 9:53 am
fake story: he’s trying to one-up david blaine, who also sucks
GirlyGirl | April 26, 2006 at 10:03 am
BAHHAHAHA a burrito
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | April 26, 2006 at 10:07 am
Don’t stare at the picture too long. Before you know it you’ll be lost in his eyes and find yourself nekkid in your cubicle rubbing your breasts on your moniter – again.
sharkbite | April 26, 2006 at 10:18 am
That was mildly amusing. Maybe empty pockets was his only trick afterall.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
pinky_nip | April 26, 2006 at 10:20 am
“Then he whipped out his cock and made that disappear… whilst the assailants wailed in horror’”
Italian Stallion | April 26, 2006 at 10:38 am
Gaylord Focker got robbed?
Lala | April 26, 2006 at 10:42 am
They fail to mention that the robbers also found Claudia Schiffer’s dignity hidden away in Copperfield’s pockets.
Aimtrue | April 26, 2006 at 10:43 am
His magic is failing- He made his career disappear, but can not make it re-appear
My god that was so obvious. I am ashamed
Idolnian | April 26, 2006 at 10:44 am
Where did they get this pic? It looks like a mug shot.. Throw two day old stubble on his cheeks and he’s my uncle Lou, who stays up all night drinking lighter fluid and wanking off to BBW Heaven….eewwww!
And just wait for the movie to come out! Some kids mug coppafeel and take his little black hat…yada, yada, yada, that fall some crazy f’in snowman is boinking supermodels…..
mamacita | April 26, 2006 at 10:45 am
For his next trick, why didn’t he shrink Claudia Schiffer’s mondo choppers? I’m pretty sure Claudia beats Hillary Duff and Kylie Minogue all to hell in the “toothy bitch” category. I bet her teeth are the reason they got divorced. There’s no sense in being married to a bitch who can’t give a blow job without shredding your dick like some cole slaw mix.
mamacita | April 26, 2006 at 10:47 am
@20
Uh, quick question. Why do you know what your uncle Lou wanks off to?
Idolnian | April 26, 2006 at 11:13 am
#22 Cuz I’M Lou you Sherlock Holmes bastard! Now pass the ky, the view is on….
Trotter | April 26, 2006 at 11:14 am
His pockets were already empty. And had holes so he could play with himself in front of the crowd of shriveled old twats.
prideofchucky | April 26, 2006 at 11:22 am
Hey #8!:
But what if the robbers fired the burrito?
prideofchucky | April 26, 2006 at 11:28 am
Hey #24- David Cop-a-feel-D! ;)
Nah, the best thing would be to make the bullets in their gun dissappear then re-appear in the robbers aorta valve.
Then as their body painfully slowly expires on them I’d stand over them saying, “Uh-huh that’s right bitch! I’m David Fucking CoppA-field! BAHAHAHA”
Edna'sHugeVagina | April 26, 2006 at 11:45 am
REPORTED. This man once made his penis disappear. In my huge bagina. That’s right, my bagina. ‘Cause it’s big.
boobiezmagee | April 26, 2006 at 11:51 am
Edna could have saved him.
UNWASHEDMASSES | April 26, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I would have loved to have heard the robbers’ opening lines as they withdrew their pistols. “Hey, magic man, you wanna see some street magic? We’s gonna make your wallet disappear.” You just know David Blaine was behind this, he’s so street.
hugh_g_rection | April 26, 2006 at 12:14 pm
first!
my wang is also humongous
chanel_bear | April 26, 2006 at 12:53 pm
the only street fight i can imagine david blaine and david copperfield getting into is of the west side story variety. You know, lot’s of dancing to dramatic sounding music with the occasional fake punch here and there, with thier assistants in the background in bright colored ourfits…
gogoboots | April 26, 2006 at 3:53 pm
Well at least he actually did it, he could have just shit his pants…
Badhero | April 26, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Oh look, it’s a picture from the Future-tron 3000–David Schwimmer’s not going to age very well.
i’ll be there for you…
shankyouverymuch | April 26, 2006 at 5:42 pm
I don’t get it… why didn’t he just make them disappear !?!?!
shankyouverymuch | April 26, 2006 at 5:44 pm
Hey #10 I hear you and Tom Cruise do too.
anorexicchicwhoisunderage | April 26, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Totally fake story. He was trying to have do it with multiple college girls and their parents came out with the shot gun.
LilJenny | April 26, 2006 at 6:24 pm
David Copperfield would counteract the burrito blast with a cloud of post-bean gas to obliterate everything in its path!
cibby | April 26, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Hiding his wallet with sleight of hand is a great trick…
I would have stolen that magic wand, tho!
networkchick | April 26, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Is it me- or does this guy look like an alien,say from the planet Uranus?
Pez_D_Spencer | April 26, 2006 at 9:22 pm
39 – In 2519 scientists changed the name of that planet to Urectum so no one could ever make silly jokes about it again.
At least that’s what Prof. Farnsworth says.
Pearly | April 27, 2006 at 12:45 am
I have never understood why this guy is popular, he’s such a pompous ass. I’m sure he handed over his wallet with shaking hands saying “just don’t hurt me oh please”… I never understood why he scored beautiful women either, I know he’s probably loaded but just look at the guy.
DRMPro | April 28, 2006 at 11:59 am
I wonder if that was in Las Vegas. We
Adam | April 30, 2006 at 12:17 am
Tricks are something that whores do for money….or cocaine.
mane | April 30, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Magic happens people… peace out…