David Cook whines about being famous

March 24th, 2009 // 79 Comments

So American Idol winner David Cook hasn’t even been famous for a year and already he’s whining on his MySpace blog:

Hey everyone,
First off, I want to say thank you to everyone who has been coming out to the shows since my last post. The vibe at these shows has been amazing.
Secondly, I have to address some behavior that has become disturbing. We pride ourselves on being accessible to you as fans, but in contrast, we do enjoy what little privacy we can muster. To that end, the efforts by some fans to find our hotel rooms, call our hotel rooms, attach things to our bus, etc., is something I have to condemn. This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties, and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you.
I hope this doesn’t come off as harsh. I merely want to nip this in the bud so we can continue to have a great experience with all of you at the shows we have coming up. Take care and see you at the next show.
~D

Wow. Since when did rock stars become giant pussies from the pussy district of North Pussyville? David Cook here needs to spend some time with a true musician like Slash who would’ve not only opened his hotel room door but had coke-fueled sex with whoever was on the other side. Sure, his wallet might get stolen, but then he’d just step outside and carve a new one out of an alligator. I mean, honestly, are they teaching kids anything in school these days?

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  1. Get a LIfe, Readers!

    What the hell is wrong with people? Every little thing that anyone does gets turned into a catastrophe of the highest order. It’s so disheartening to see this crap. Reading these responses shows that the internet really can bring out the ugliest in human beings.

  2. hisfavoritebrunette

    @#35 – Shar
    “They entertain us,if you don’t like him, don’t bother buying his records or going to see his concerts. ”

    DONE and DONE.

  3. RichPort's Ghost

    Old RichPort’s Ghost would toss this little queer’s salad!!!

    First, I’d make him dinner, maybe Kraft Mac ‘N’ Cheese. Then I’d serve him his choice of warm cocoa or whole milk. He could also have diet Fresca if that floats his boat, if you catch my gay drift.

    Of course we’d have green Jello for desert, before retiring to my mom’s basement, I mean my sweet bachelor pad. There we’d make sweet love, and by that I mean this little flaming weasel would tear my asshole apart.

    Then I’d start sucking my thumb and begin to sob quietly as he slapped me silly.

    Finally the evening would end perfectly, as he threw me down the stairs (back into the basement) without even having the common decency to remove my ball gag.

    Nothing a few cartons of Chunky Monkey and an issue of Highlights couldn’t cure….

    Sometimes my self-loathing is so oppressive I can’t even pull my 5’2″ 440-lb frame out of the refrigerator box I sleep in.

  4. wet newspaper

    Poor printheth can’t handle sthardom! Life must be tough for the poor sod.

    Gayest fag on superficial for a long time.

    LOL @ 53

  5. someone is crazy

    53 lol lol lol

  6. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Welcome to Hollywood you whiny ass Faggoty Pussy!!!!!!! If you don’t want the Paps crawling up your ass 24/7 and pitching tents, then return to your prior existance under a rock already! Fucking little bitch………

  7. wet newspaper

    I think I’ve worked out what the fuck is going on here.

    Dude looks seriously queer and not in the ghey sort of way.. well also the ghey sort of way but I’m meaning the other way for the time being..

    It’s the fact that his hair, eyebrows and faggot beard are all different shades. WHY!?

  8. Delgo

    Since when did rock stars become giant pussies from the pussy district of North Pussyville?

    Since they’ve been mass produced by Hollywood.

  9. Lala

    How is that whining? He has a valid point.

    As for being mass produced, he was talented before he came to Hollywood. He had to sing without any studio effects to get where he is. In my opinion, American Idol yields stars with more talent than the people who release studio enhanced crap and never sing live. Especially if you actually *watched* his performances, where he made crappy songs good.

  10. wet newspaper

    59 … A valid point? LOL. Here’s a valid point – his beard is fucking gay.

  11. Beastman AIDS

    Hey did you guys hear about David Cook?
    Somebody told me he goes down to Home Depot and pays the migrant workers to go to his house and choke him in the shower.

  12. YOU KNOW WHY AMERICA IS CONCIDDERED BY SOME AS A FAGGOT-NATION?
    well, meet him, folks!!

  13. Katherine

    LMAO @ 8. First of all David Cook is not gay, second, I’m pretty sure if being gay is a sin, murder is even worse, considering it’s one of the ten commandments. What is wrong with you, and then you wonder why people are scared of blacks.

  14. MikeyJ.R.

    Did anyone else notice the white wrist-band w/his name on it?

    wow. Dave. wow.

  15. Jan

    Good for David Cook. The guy is extremely cool and open with his fans (more than any celebrity I’ve known) and I’m glad that he his trying to set boundaries with the possible psychos. Why would anyone diss him for tyring to protect his privacy and safety? You guys sound like a bunch of jealous losers. And Katherine…standing up for gays while you put down Blacks doesn’t make you any better. What is wrong with people on this site?

  16. I’ve never understood the appeal of “guy-liner”…

    Maybe #53 can enlighten us… amazing how many so called conservatives are really fruit salads…

  17. Simon Cowell

    I have no idea who this individual is.

  18. Brad Pitt

    Look at yourself.

  19. fanofallcelebrities

    I really wish people would actually investigate the reasons why David Cook actually posted the blog. If you knew that he was being shoved into walls, his bus being followed even into rest stops and some of the other things that these stalkers(yes he does have stalkers) are doing then you would realize that this blog is actually a really nice way of asking those people to step off. Almost a warning of sorts. But naturally the media and this included did not to their homework and now want to make someone look bad for doing the right thing.

  20. andischreff

    david cook is great….

    for me to poop on!!

  21. venom

    ANY guy that has THAT haircut sucks dick, literally.

  22. Shari Soden

    The bracelet does not have his name on it. It’s Adam’s name, his brother who has brain cancer.

    I really hope that whoever is in charge of this website removes the “threatenting” posts. (Doesn’t it say that “inappropriate comments wil be removed?” so why are they still here….???

    There is no need to threaten to kill anyone, no matter what you think of them……..Hate is a pretty strong word….you hate somebody you don’t even know? some people are really SICK.

  23. Long Dong

    Cook sucked my dick last night.

  24. MeYeah

    He’s NOT gay, he’s just tired of having these granny “cougars” as groupies. They seriously stalk him and go to ALL his concerts, and that’s why nobody else can get into his shows cause they’re all sold out before anybody else can get a ticket. They sexually harass him and I think if you were him, you’d be creeped out too.

  25. brick195969

    what they are teaching kids in school these days is how correctly apply eyeliner, he looks marvelous !!!! essence of Dave “i love the makeup” Navarro

  26. unicogirl

    Not a fan of his voice.
    But he does have a point.

    I don’t know why people feel that celebs don’t deserve some kind of privacy.
    Stalking isn’t cool, plain and simple. It happens to normal folk too. Are you going to tell your average citizen, that they should suck it up and get on with their life when someone is following them non stop?

  27. Randy Jackson

    WOW! Clay gayken officially has more street cred than this deuchebag!

  28. silgneb

    what a cock bag, bro your not even that famous and your music sucks
    quit complaining about having a million dollars in your bank and a hotel room and lil gay guys calling your room idiot…go get drunk get your ass kicked and then go play some 5 10 no limit hold em at the rio then you will be a man

  29. After leading in and I would like to offer up to about my belt, as if you have the same withdrawal, but instead of removing the silence 9mm pistol.

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