David Boreanaz: ‘My penis is a victim here!’

May 4th, 2010 // 77 Comments

David Boreanaz essentially pulled a Letterman by announcing he cheated on his wife in an attempt to stop his mistress – who may or may not be Tiger mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel – from extorting him via Gloria Allred. E! News reports:

“Marty Singer attempted to contact a woman who had a romantic relationship with David Boreanaz. She then retained me,” Allred says in a statement.
“I then contacted Mr. Singer on her behalf to find why Mr. Singer was calling her. We discussed the possible resolution of my client’s legal claims against Mr. Boreanaz by mediation. My client has not told her story to the press, but now that Mr. Boreanaz is attacking her, she has decided to tell the story of their relationship, so that the truth will come out.”
Allred then drops any pretense of politeness: “This baseless attack by David Boreanaz and his highly paid legal mouth piece in an apparent effort to divert attention from his client’s extramarital infidelity will not succeed. If they think that I or my client will be intimidated they are wrong.”
Singer’s not having any of it, however.
“On April 23, the woman left a very threatening message that she was going to the media, that my client had not given her enough money,” he retorts. “It is true I did leave a message for the woman because of the extortionist threat she left with my client. On Monday, I received a call from Gloria Allred and she told me the woman was looking to get paid at least six figures.”

Legal shenanigans aside, I love how David Boreanaz is trying to paint himself as an innocent victim here. I mean, can’t a wealthy actor cheat on his wife without the other woman expecting a payout? Whatever happened to the dignified days of sleeping with a married man and then letting him accuse you of witchcraft in front of a tribunal of elders? I blame the Internet.

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  1. PowPow

    First!

  2. yeahhh

    If that was supposed to be a reference to the crucible…you’ve got it backwards..

  3. misterfister

    His wife’s pretty hot. I can’t believe he stuck his meat knife in that cum dumpster. He’s probably got Herpes now.

  4. chupacabra

    his wife is smoking hot.

  5. waka

    It is not a matter of how hot someone is. Guys just like to sample everything. If given the chance… they likely will.

  6. Fati87

    I love him as Seeley Booth. Too bad men like that don’t really exist. He is like flawless. My dream prince.

  7. Carlton Fisk

    This fat fucker just lost a hot wife. Maybe he’ll get AIDS and die.

  8. Jack

    Who is David Boreanaz?

  9. Butters

    Holy moly, what’s that between the lady’s legs? It’s all bushy.

    I’ve never seen that part of a lady! Do they all got a hedge like that? Do they??

    Did you see that bush on that lady?? What the heck was that??

    Gee whiz, it was like almost up to her belly button!

  10. Liv

    Oh Angel, say it isn’t so :(

  11. Liv

    Oh Angel, say it isn’t so :(

  12. Pablito

    There has to be a “bones” joke there somewhere.

  13. DarkDeathRay

    So the mistress had sex with David Boreanaz and now she wants lots of money. That’s prostitution and that’s illegal.

    Gloria Allred is trying to help the mistress get lots of money from David Boreanaz, because of the prostitution, through intimidation. That’s pimping and that’s illegal.

    The mistress and Gloria Allred should be arrested, charged, and thrown in jail.

  14. DarkDeathRay

    So, the mistress had sex with David Boreanaz and now she is trying to get money from him. That is prostitution and that is illegal. Gloria Allred is helping the mistress in trying to get money from David Boreanaz through a form of intimidation. That is pimping and that is illegal. The mistress and Gloria Allred should be arrested, charged, tried, and put in jail accordingly.

  15. SO RIGHT

    Um – this Rachel character is certainly causing an uproar. That’s what happens when you combine physical beauty with tons of insecurity. Not a good combo for her. But the men are more responsible, because they’re the ones who made the commitment.

  16. SO RIGHT

    However, let me add something — I think it’s kind of funny these women are turning the game around. It’s like if men want to cheat on their wives AND treat their mistresses like sh*t too, they better be prepared to pay the price! Beware gentlemen! There’s a price for treating women like crap — and I mean ALL women!!!

  17. Crabby Old Guy

    Yup, he’s an asshole for cheating on his wife/mother of his children.

    Now, maybe she’s a bitch and he couldn’t take it anymore.

    Maybe he’s just an asshole and his wife is a peach.

    Either way, the cumslut that he boinked knew he was married and now she’s looking for her payday. Good call for him at least blowing that out of the water.

    Women – Can’t live with them. Can’t leave them on the side of the road when you’re done.

  18. TopJimmy5150

    Isn’t calling somebody and asking for money to be quiet called extortion? Gloria and her client should be jailed

  19. Io

    It is downright INSANE that anyone who sleeps with a married person who, oh yeah happens to be famous, expects a payout! WTF is that??????

  20. Deacon Jones

    His wife is a piece of ass, and then some.

    She must not suck dick willingly. It’s probably a “FINE…” response after she’s drunk and put up with 2 months of pleading from him.

    One of those a-blowjob-every-couple-months- type of cunts. They’re the worst

  21. Tek

    … who?

  22. Commander Kanga

    Anytime Allred is involved I just take the opposite side. she is just a fame grabbing succubus who’s so called crusade for womens rights just hides her own desire for the spot light.
    As for Angel, dude i hope you wrapped you’re wacker cause Tiger probably has an std. I always liked Spike more anyway.

  23. Asshole

    @20 I had no idea your mom was such a frigid bitch.

    Just kidding. I bang your mom all the time, she’s cool in my book.

  24. Mike Nike

    She screws him then blackmails him for cash. Oh how the womens movement has come so far. Why is this guy even Married. He can get pussy 24/7. Gloria Alred is one scanky ass bitch. Someone needs to shut her pie hole up.

  25. Jeff Gerard

    As sure as flowers in the spring, as soon as some whore gets out of bed with another woman’s husband, she calls Gloria Allred. Then the two whores set out to pry as much money as they can from the man. The good news in this disgusting cycle is that when you hear “Gloria Allred” you know there are two gold-digging whores involved and can ignore the rest.

  26. Jeff Gerard

    As sure as flowers in the spring, as soon as some whore gets out of bed with another woman’s husband, she calls Gloria Allred. Then the two whores set out to pry as much money as they can from the man. The good news in this disgusting cycle is that when you hear “Gloria Allred” you know there are two gold-digging whores involved and can ignore the rest.

  27. Amanda

    This is old news like from last year. Rachel Uchitel is a whore who has been with so many celebrity men. Worst part is David and Tiger were both banging her and she is not even that pretty. Their wives are way prettier and more classy than this bitch.

  28. Elle

    Shouldn’t that slut Rachel Fuckitel be in jail for extortion, when did prostitution become legal? This chick just made $5 Million from Tiger to abort his baby and not tell now she’s after this guy. And that broad Gloria Allfuckedup is helping her in her extortion attempts. Someone needs to put the smack down on these bitches. Its good he went to the media and said fuck you to Rachel, that bitch needs to pay off her houses that are in foreclosure in Vegas, she should of had enough with Tiger’s money, greedy cunt. Hope she gets a deadly disease. This BITCH doesn’t realize that NOTHING good will come from her ill gained money. Which is obvious since she is now going back into her old black book to seek more victims (old customers) to extort.

  29. Elle

    @14 That’s not called intimidation its called EXTORTION! And they should be put in JAIL. I hope he recorded it or had her set up in some way, this bitch is out of control.

  30. Isabel

    He was texting her (Rachel U-something) from the hospital where his wife was in labour. It doesn’t get more skeezy than that imo.

  31. fricken irritated

    Angel is an asshole for cheating on his wife. It was wrong and despicable.

    With that said, that chick is an even bigger asshole (and now also a prostitute) for sleeping with him and then trying to get paid. I can’t believe this is even a case. She doesn’t deserve money for sleeping with him. And now that it has gone public, the purpose of hush money no longer applies. So how the fuck is there even a case??

  32. Jon

    Yet another case of I couldn’t give a rats ass about these people’s private lives.

    I can’t believe magazines and channels like E make so much money out of this stuff.

  33. ID Fuckatron Prime

    Whats with all these bitches trynna get paid for a fuck? I mean honestly WHEN DID PUSSY BECOME A COMMODITY? last I heard Dick was still doin all the work. I mean shit I fuck the shit out of you sweat like a muthafucka abs hurtin from crunchin in on the pussy you get all dat and an a couple hundred orgasms i mean shit. Dez hollywood men must not be able to deliver cock properly to these women for them to go an tell.

    I mean SHIT what happened to that ” I fuck you so good that you scared to tell cuz everybody else gon want some dick?” i guess that only exists in the hood. Fuck it.

  34. ID Fuckatron Prime

    Whats with all these bitches trynna get paid for a fuck? I mean honestly WHEN DID PUSSY BECOME A COMMODITY? last I heard Dick was still doin all the work. I mean shit I fuck the shit out of you sweat like a muthafucka abs hurtin from crunchin in on the pussy you get all dat and an a couple hundred orgasms i mean shit. Dez hollywood men must not be able to deliver cock properly to these women for them to go an tell.

    I mean SHIT what happened to that ” I fuck you so good that you scared to tell cuz everybody else gon want some dick?” i guess that only exists in the hood. Fuck it.

  35. Tiger

    So I guess you’re all assuming it IS Rachel Uchitel? Even though her name hasn’t been mentioned?

  36. PunkA

    All this just goes to show us all that no matter how HOT the wife is at home, and make no mistake, Jaime Bergman is smoking hot, there is some dude who is tired of banging them.

  37. Fruit Loop

    Sex Addiction…..It’s going ’round.

  38. EarlWoods

    Way to make all Ithaca College alumni proud….

  39. Barack Obama

    “I blame the Internet.”

    I blame George Bush.

  40. Megan

    @ 27 I thought Uchitel just “set up” the girls with the celebrities, so to speak?

  41. SO RIGHT

    # 39 — ha ha — hilarious!

  42. Amber

    Can’t believe Angel is a cheater!! So dissapointing!

  43. D

    Rachel Uchitel needs some lessons in prostitution – get the money first and if you have to charge extra for at least some discretion, then ask for it up front. She needs a pimp.

    HAHAHAHAA – I’m also an IC alum.

  44. Fati87

    On a separate note, how short is hi wife? She is wearin those huge heels and she still looks like a midget next to him. She must be able to blow him standing up.

  45. DLo

    Rachel U. is nothing more than a low class whore.

  46. eatme

    IF YOU ARE FAMOUS/RICH DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH SLUTTY WHORES BECAUSE SLUTTY WHORES WANT NOTHING MORE THAN THEIR 5 SECONDS OF FAME AND POSSIBLE CASH PAYOUT. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOU, BECAUSE THEY ARE SLUTTY WHORES. RACHEL UCHITEL’S “FIANCE” DIED ON 911 SO SHE BECAME A DEVASTATED TELL ALL OR CASH SETTLEMENT PROSTITUTE. WHAT A JOKE. MISS UCHITEL, YOU DO JAMES SOOOOO PROUD YOU FUCKING WHORE.

  47. Burt

    Either way, looking for a handout is just plain wrong. She’s no more a victim than he is.

  48. Burt

    Oh, and his wife is hot.

  49. eatme

    His wife (his 2nd – i guess he dumped his first one after he got Buffy) is a fucking playboy bunny slut.

  50. Nickie Minage

    Ok. Now I believe some of these have been mentioned. But here is a list of possible charges she could face. Extortion, blackmail, conspiracy, and slander. Also, depending on what she has done a RICO law could come into effect. Also, she couldn’t be charged with prostitution unless you have a different understanding of what that is.
    Learn to read !!!!
    Go out !!!!
    ?????
    Profit!!!!!
    also…… the game.

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