Here’s David Boreanaz dragging his family to the FOX Upfronts in New York yesterday because it’s the classy thing do after banging Tiger Woods’ sloppy seconds. On that note, I’m pretty sure you could tape Cameron Diaz and Anne Hathaway’s mouths together, and it still wouldn’t be as big as the smile on David Boreanaz’s face. I understand his son’s there, but even he’s probably thinking “Christ, Dad, we get it. Mom’s vagina is better than Rachel Uchitel’s.”
What? These kids practically have the Internet in their shoes now.