David Boreanaz is so happy. SO HAPPY!

May 18th, 2010 // 36 Comments

Here’s David Boreanaz dragging his family to the FOX Upfronts in New York yesterday because it’s the classy thing do after banging Tiger Woods’ sloppy seconds. On that note, I’m pretty sure you could tape Cameron Diaz and Anne Hathaway’s mouths together, and it still wouldn’t be as big as the smile on David Boreanaz’s face. I understand his son’s there, but even he’s probably thinking “Christ, Dad, we get it. Mom’s vagina is better than Rachel Uchitel’s.”

What? These kids practically have the Internet in their shoes now.

Photos: Splash News

  1. He’s really gone down hill since Buffy. And that’s saying something.

  2. Deacon Jones


    Why would you marry a tits and ass “actress” like Jamie Bergman. She’s something you fuck like a monkey for 2 months straight and then ditch when they
    a) demand to know when you plan on proposing

    b) become psychotic

  3. lol

    Laughing so hard at Cameron Diaz and Anne Hathway’s mouth part. Bwah hah hah!

  4. hellyeah

    That is the most fake smile ever, look at his eyebrows, he looks like he is constipated…but look at that kids’ face, kids don’t hide anything.

  5. Zee Brat

    Man. He’s an actor. He should be able to smile better than that.


    Hilarious post! ha ha :)

  7. Andy

    He’s just excited to visit New York before Miss USA bombs it.

  8. ROUGH never sleeps

    You forgot the unfilled space of a Julia Roberts…

  9. Either David Boreanaz has an ugly daughter, or his son is wearing Uggs.

  10. oh i know

    @4, you are so correct about the kid not hiding anything; his poor little face in pics #7 & 8 show everything he’s heard in the past couple weeks…and what’s with the fUGGs? c’mon, the kid has been through enough!!

  11. kismet

    THAT kid doesn’t JUST have the internet in his shoes, he’s got an PS3 AND a couple controllers! I HATE uggs!

  12. Carolyn

    I always thought he was dorky looking and not at all appealing. Didn’t he cheat on his first wife too? Loser.

  13. e

    this guy still sucks as an actor too.
    a dried up dog turd is a better actor then this guy.
    and poor kid.

  14. Deacon Jones

    look at how she’s holding her left hand in pic 8. not obvious at all

  15. PunkA

    Jamie Bergman. Yum. One of the best exports Utah has ever produced.

  16. Karen

    Hilarious! Indeed kids never lie and this boy’s face says it all. Mum and Dad hamming it up with the cheesiest grins outside of a Kraft factory.

  17. Sara

    Is it just me or does he look like Tito Ortiz in that first shot?

  18. oops, I’d just like to nail her then.

  19. He look beautiful in this nice suits I like it very much You describe fantastic detail in it.Its a wonderful one for me.I like it so much.

  20. I like it so much.

  21. captain america

    when you need to SHIT a picture of this ASSHOLE’s FACE on the restroom door will help.

  22. Thanks for such a great post and the review, I am totally impressed! Keep stuff like this coming.


    Man, looks like this Boreanaz is a fan of downgrading just like Tiger. Trade in your BMW for a busted Yugo.

  24. Sad

    You people are sick. You know nothing about David’s personal life and yet you go out of your way to assume you know what his son is thinking. This is not journalism. This is irresponsible, disgusting and crude.

  25. Rogue

    What’s irresponsible, disgusting and crude is allowing your son to wear UGGS…they’re for girls who need to hide their cankles ONLY.

  26. Dancing With Illuminati

    Dancing with the devil will make you very happy, especially when they live by stealing other peoples’ intellectual property.

    The money and success flow like the Nile and you get the fast track to the top of the pyramid money scheme when you know how to two-step with the devil worshipers.

    You can be happy for a long time, if you can be happy supporting the most evil gang on earth, a gang that uses hand signs to show membership.

    I’ll bet by happy, what’s really meant is a happy occult slave.

  27. JadeK


    I can see the meeting now.

    PR Agent: David, let’s set up and the missus up on a photo opp in NYC. Just appear happy okay. Fake it, if you must man. Just.do.it.
    David (sweating): Alright, but damn, wonder what Rachel is doin’ right now?

  28. JadeK

    Celebs crack.me.up. Don’t they know that the average celeb news reader even knows how it works on the marriage “public image” rehab points.

    Photo ops with family in NYC.

    Hey, next time David, talk to the son and make him smile – kids, they’re always so honest (case in point, his look in all these fake family pics for public image rehab).

  29. smantha

    Actually Tiger banged his sloppy seconds. She moved on to Tiger after Boreanaz.

  30. jdjfhhf

    hahahahah she is all like yah he cheated but look at my new ring cccccc very bad

  31. Jack

    so my only question is…why is his kid wearing uggs?

  32. Truly McCone
    Commented on this photo:

    David Boreanaz cheated on his wife. That just shows he’s not perfect, we already knew that. He made a mistake and came upfront about it, he handled it much better then all the other celebrity affairs!
    Now he is trying to repair his family and marraige by having fun with his wife and son. Whats wrong with that?? He is just trying to leave it in the past and every one is giving him crap about it. David is a wonderful actor and man, and I think he deserves to have a nice time with his family without getting bashed.

  33. eve3514
    Commented on this photo:

    David, Forgive yourself and start being real and honest about what makes you happy. You have to be live your life as you are not as you want to be.

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