David Beckham Trojan Virus

20041013_beckham.jpgIf you’ve been searching for pictures of ‘David Beckham caught in a compromising position with a Spanish hooker’ (and I know you have, pervert) be warned that the file being distributed is a Trojan virus used to invade your computer and give you Herpes.

It’s a good thing that the file wasn’t labeled “Gisele Bundchen lesbian sex with Jessica Alba” otherwise I’d probably have 38 copies of it installed on my computer already. Speaking of which, why aren’t Gisele Bundchen and Jessica Alba having lesbian sex and documenting it with video or photos? I don’t want to sound demanding, but that’s something they both really need to get working on.

Read Trojan alert: ‘David Beckham’ recruits zombies @ [ZDNet]