David Beckham will never stop loving cheerleaders

October 29th, 2008 // 97 Comments

The folks over at Socialite Life got a hold of some pics of David Beckham ogling cheerleaders again at last night’s Lakers game (above). And seriously, who can blame the guy? Just look at his wife. Victoria Beckham’s built like an 18th century waif from a Charles Dickens’ novel: “Please, sir, may I have another – line of coke. I’m starting to grow breasts again.”

Photos: David – Ramey; Victoria – Splash News
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  1. Hi, Posh's assistant

    “Lay her down in the birthday suit right before your eyes” and we’ll say “god damn, that’s the oldest looking 13 year old boy I’ve ever seen.”

  2. Rob

    anyone taking bets on how many days Obama will be in office before some Nazi group attempts to remove him from office?

  3. NY Ted

    And if Beck’s ever got caught sticking his dick in one of those lovely young cheerleaders…it would be the last time he ever used it. Posh is one mean bitch who controls the marrige…she would cut it off along with his balls and stuff in down his throat and his soccer playing days would be done…because he would soon be singing in the choir!

  4. Plastic Sturgeon

    Posh is an tanorexic, anorexic, chav with fake plastic bumps. Um, no, I would not say most men would be attracted to that. If she didn’t have those disgusting fake mounds, her body would look like that of a 14 year old boy. Period.

    Those Laker Girls are nothing special, but they are much more attractive than Beck’s wife. Not that, that is saying much……

  5. Manchester United Rules!

    Shit, can you blame the dude for looking around? He’s married to the fucking Geico Gekko lizard!

  6. mplks

    I think he is looking at the woman in the bottom right hand corner and is thanking the Lord that when he gets into bed tonight he will be greeted by Victoria, not Whoopi.

  7. Posh looks ok of course, can dress her ass off and has tons of moolah rolling in, but David is a man – and a man who likes to look, and from all that text msg drama a few years ago that seems to have magically been forgotten, he likes to touch too – alot! So he’s missing something you can totally tell. Who cares. I’d bang him on a quesadilla

  8. Lola

    Come on… Look at the bony bitch he calls a wife… How can anyone be married to that bitch and be happy? Or get turned on with her fake boobs and blue steel glance? Is that supposed to be cute or fierce? No bitch, you look like a constipated lizard… I’d be afraid to fart around her or anything… The air might blow her away

    David B., no one blames you whatsoever for staring at these cheerleaders. They are all, what your talentless wife will NEVER be. And that’s a bitch

  9. Jamie's Uterus

    He just wants some young blonde puntang – nothing wrong with that. His grown bored of that Posh Spice twat.

  10. missy

    VICTORIA LOOKS REALLY PRETTY I LOVE HER HAIR AND I NEVER LIKE SHORT HAIR IT REALLY WORKS ON HER SHE HAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FACE

  11. Cola

    #58

    How can a female that consumes 500 calories a day enjoy sex? She will be either tired, hungry, or have bad breath from lack of proper diet.

  12. Sandi

    She looks like an elf.

  13. misty

    His line of sight is actually more closely aligned with “Whoopi Goldberg” in the front, than the cheerleaders.

  14. Jay

    Man, any girl that Beckham gets, I would be glad to take his sloppy seconds…I don’t think he knows how to get them too sloppy anyways.

  15. bno

    I think she actually looks pretty good in these pictures. It is said she is making freinds on a sports community –mysportsdate.com– it’s the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! gonna check it out!!

  16. mike

    I’d bang the fucking shit out of her plastic ass. Sorry, didn’t mean to get all philosophical on ya.

  17. sdp

    @10

    How ironic that you seem to hate Britain, yet your name “Bickus Dickus” is a joke from a classic British comedy. Monty Python. And it was actually Bigus Dickus.

  18. ekki_skila

    David Beckham is hotter than all the people in this forum combined and cloned a million times. Even if you were in molten lava pants, huffing gasoline and a blow torch in a rocket zooming towards the sun. EVEN then.

    BY GOD, EVEN THEN!!

  19. Tom

    Are those track marks I see :O

  20. phuc_eiu

    ive seen that look b4.. haha yea, ive seen it. the married man look

  21. TCLTC

    David Beckham Loves The COCK!!!!

    (The cameraman had his dong hanging out and sissyboi was actually ogling that! Get your story correct.)

  22. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !!

  23. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !!

  24. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

  25. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

  26. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

  27. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

  28. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

  29. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

  30. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

  31. i read my moms playboy

    FUCK ME !! THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS AMAZING !!

  32. Deacon

    Hmmm, Posh Spice….. Yeah, I’d hit it. She looks like a super hot elf. I’d hit it for sure.

  33. Deacon

    Hmmm, Posh Spice….. Yeah, I’d hit it. She looks like a super hot elf. I’d hit it for sure.

  34. meknow

    ” No, look at me, girls. I’m David Beckham. Ya know, the soccer guy? Soccer, where you kick the ball? Who the fuck is that Kobe guy, no,look at me!”

  35. lou

    Beckham is OVERRATED!!!!

  36. Lord Thurstonberryofcamelotspencergastonberry

    David Beckham is everything that gay men love! He is more accurately referred to as a eunoch.

    Or, as those who know him put it, The Village Gay Idiot

  37. be sure: VICKY WILL, folks!!

  38. Katherine

    Victoria dyes her hair everyday or what? Every time I see her she has a different hair color…why doesn’t her hair fall off? She is so unfortunate looking for somebody with that much money, and Beckham looks awful in that first pic…makeup and airbrush please.

  39. michelle

    I knew that I would find this article here and I knew word for word what it would say., There is this dunb-ass DJ on a local station that steals all his material directly from this site, and passes it off as his own. I mean, today he did that whole Dickens quote and I knew that he wasn’t smart enough to come up with it in his own. Stupid f**ker.

  40. Spinnaz

    Left one’s nice. Even a newlywed husband would glance at the cheerleaders, big deal.

  41. Kahvi

    Nothing wrong with a man looking, or a woman for that matter. If we didn’t look, we wouldn’t be human.

  42. just

    David is quite simply THE MAN! He knows he has his woman in check and can do pretty much as he pleases. Old “posh” (ha,ha,ha posh) (rather her stylists) introduced him to fashion and gave him the understanding of how to dress and maximize his good looks.. big mistake. Her vanity will come around to bite her in the backside.

    If his wife isn’t providing enough (insert whatever you like) for him, then of course a man is going to look elsewhere. A woman that disagrees with this most basic of facts needs to wake up and smell the coffee. It won’t be coffee that her man is making because he is getting breakfast in bed elsewhere. Same applies to men too.

  43. Looks to me like he’s looking at Whoopi Goldberg (?). He’s a hottie – so much so that Victoria should keep him under house arrest.

  44. bitingontinfoil

    Looks more to me like he’s checking out the one in the ‘fro.

  45. David Beckham Loves the Cock

    Vickys cock is too small for the punk. Ideally he craves a couple. As in a man and a woman. Marriage to Vicky is to coverup his homosexuality.

    What MAN plays SOCCER? And, no, Liberace was not a MAN; he was gay.

    Beckham is in the closet. Hoping to find an NBA player to ram it up his ass if no couple were available.

    He’s checking out COCK. Male COCK.

    David Beckham Loves the Cock

  46. el ces

    Vicotria is fine like wine.

  47. el ces

    Well Victori…leave it.

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