David Beckham will never stop loving cheerleaders

October 29th, 2008 // 97 Comments

The folks over at Socialite Life got a hold of some pics of David Beckham ogling cheerleaders again at last night’s Lakers game (above). And seriously, who can blame the guy? Just look at his wife. Victoria Beckham’s built like an 18th century waif from a Charles Dickens’ novel: “Please, sir, may I have another – line of coke. I’m starting to grow breasts again.”

Photos: David – Ramey; Victoria – Splash News
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  1. Lindsay

    Barf to both…

  2. CaptainMorgan

    That guy can have whatever he wants. Yes, I’m jealous over here under my rock. I’d be happy with Posh. VERY happy.

  3. Lisa

    Well duh he is a man. Most guys look at cheerleaders!

  4. Deacon Jones

    HAHAHA

    Can you blame him, his wife looks like a wet sewer rat with soup bowls for implants. I wouldnt fuck her with MY dick.

  5. Also keep in mind these under cover Floozies knows exactly what theyre doing prancing around…

  6. steve

    I think she actually looks pretty good in these pictures.

  7. I think she looks pretty good in these pictures.

  8. nmaximus

    Cheerleader on the right is a bit of a butterface

  9. Max Planck

    She will be calling Heather McCartney’s attorney pretty soon from what I can see.

  10. Bickus Dickus

    I never understood why he or his disgusting wife were famous. I guess they were superfamous over in England, but I figured, well, England’s fucked up, I mean, what kind of a country, in this day and age, still has Kings & Queens, and Princes and shit, I mean, what the fuck England, kick those fucking leeches out of that castle and make ‘em get jobs or something, for fucksake….so that’s probably why they were famous.

    So my point is, why the fuck are they famous over here? I mean, Posh is a disgusting little troll, and who the fuck cares about soccer in the US???
    I don’t get it….

  11. veggi

    And the ham sandwich wins again..

  12. Rob

    ofcourse he’s looking at cheerleaders, his wife looks like a fucking alien…and an ugly alien at that!!

  13. free lily

    Does Victoria ever smile?

  14. JT

    Shes gorgous and you guys are idiots/gay, and wow a guy loked at cheerleaders, what a pig?

  15. JT

    Shes gorgous and you guys are idiots/gay, and wow a guy loked at cheerleaders, what a pig?

  16. Aldo Nova

    You know, Kobe could do any one of these chicks yet he chooses not to. Beckham should follow Kobe’s lead on that matter

  17. Deacon Jones

    @14

    Gorgeous? C’mon. You’re eurotrash arent you JT. Admit it

  18. Deacon Jones

    @16

    Yeah, you’re right. He just ass rapes hotel clerks in Denver.

  19. What’s the big deal? That’s exactly how my current boyfriend looks at my daughter. It’s completely innocent. Besides, I deserve to have a boyfriend and anyway I’m pretty sure most girls have chronic urinary tract infections while growing up.

  20. Whoop!

    Is that Whoopi Goldberg reaching into the armpit of the one on the left?

  21. mer

    Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen her looking so good. Or human.

  22. pistola

    victoria beckham looks good here!

  23. pistola

    victoria beckham looks good here!

  24. Black Like Me

    ” Just a week before a historic Election Day, registered Democrats in North Carolina are out-voting Republicans by a nearly 2-to-1 margin, according to official election statistics.The state is seen as a crucial battleground for Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama. The turnout by Democrats also appears to be higher in at least two other battleground states, Colorado and Nevada, whose electoral votes could make the difference for either White House hopeful.”

    hahahahahahahaha…I don’t give a fuck if Obama is going to “force socialism on America” and “hand the country over to terrorists.” All I know is he’s winning already. The only remaining question is margin of victory. Sorry, crackers, but this day was inevitable. I hope you’re not too attached to your earnings and your property.

  25. mytwocents

    those cheerleaders are nothings …no literally they are nobodys

    Posh is talented and fashionable and drop dead gorgeous
    Those girls eh they look like every teeny boopper in Cali don’t they please

    He is looking at them skeevy in those pics ewwwwh . plus he better not get too arrogant…his soccer stud career is def on the outs ok he better appreciate what hes got!

  26. Black Like Me

    More good news:

    “WASHINGTON (AP) — Democrats are dominating early voting in six key states President Bush won four years ago, forcing Republican John McCain to play catch-up even before Election Day arrives.

    Democrats outnumber Republicans among early voters in Iowa, North Carolina, Florida, Colorado, New Mexico and Nevada, according to statistics from election and party officials in those states. Bush won all six in 2004, and McCain needs to win most of them to claim the White House this year.

    Georgia, another red state, doesn’t track early voters by party, but it does by race. About 1.4 million Georgians have already cast ballots, and blacks are voting in disproportionate numbers. Black voters overwhelmingly support Democrat Barack Obama, who is bidding to become the nation’s first black president.”

    Why waste your time arguing about policies? Read that last paragraph again. Policies are irrelevant. You lose, we win. How’s it feel?

  27. Harry

    This guy has to be slamming his head against the wall everytime he thinks about the sweetness he could be enjoying. But…no! He had to get married to a high maintenance, cold fish, and is now in the trap all famous guys get into: cheat and risk losing half your money.

  28. Ze German

    Even Elton John would have peeked at those girls…
    So, how is Victoria’s solo singing career coming along?
    (She sure is amazingly talented…)

  29. Shut your cock sucker

    Hey Black Like Me.

    Shut the fuck up. I already voted for Obama.

    You are a fucking idiot with some really great copy/paste skills. Please don’t dumb down my decision by being a complete retard.

  30. @5 Thanks for bring that to our attention. I would have never known that these cheerleaders were really just sex objects..

  31. Randal

    Victoria Beckham coming from the 18th century isn’t too far off. She’s been a unique fashion statement for a long time that I can see how some folks would confuse that length of time for the 18th century.

    Still looking stunning girl!

    Randal

  32. JImmy? youre throwing crap at the wall to see whats stick? go sit somewhere idiot…

  33. Black Like Me

    #29 – sorry, slavery was abolished long ago. I’m going to celebrate if I want to. It’s been 300 years.

  34. Deacon Jones

    @29

    Good point.

    Hey 26, you’re still going to have to get a job though. What do you think this place is, France?

  35. Black Like Me

    #34- Yeah and the job will have equal pay. It’s not France. It’s the America that actually resembles all the lofty prose from 200 years ago. You wouldn’t recognize it.

  36. @32 Go blow yourself. You are the least interesting and unfunny thing on this site.

  37. p0nk

    i hate cheerleaders that don’t know what they’re doing.

  38. Jackson

    David was probably thinking if I can only convince my wife to eat more than 500 calories a day then she would have a hot body like the cheerleaders, but instead looks like an anorexic with ugly big hard breast implants.

  39. eyepopper

    @10, Big Dickus:- you’ve got a King George, and plenty of queens as well in Congress and the Senate, so England and the US must be two sides of the same coin.

    Becks is famous for his image – - it certainly isn’t for his footballing skills. BTW, no-one calls it “soccer” around the world — only fags in the USA.

  40. AJ

    Victoria actually looks nice in these pictures because for once she does not look like a whore or a desperate house wife.

  41. AJ

    Victoria actually looks nice in these pictures because for once she does not look like a whore or a desperate house wife.

  42. yeah... and

    i wouldn’t exactly call that “ogling”… more like glancing at them. get real.

  43. Why would i blow myself when i know deep down inside you want to do it for me?
    stop contradicting yourself jimmy, if im not interesting theres an easy way to solve it,,,just skip over my post,,,which is very very difficult to do,,,be true to yourself jimmy…

  44. Sam

    “no-one calls it “soccer” around the world”

    As you’ve noticed, we don’t have to bother with what people “around the world” think, say, or do. The race is for a very distant second place. Good luck to all of you.

  45. sla

    That look hardly qualifies as “ogling” — and what normal guy wouldn’t look at cheerleaders? And Posh really does look cute here — normal clothes, decent hair, non-slutty makeup, great lip gloss and a nice manicure.

    I give them both a thumbs up.

  46. Hey jimmy i know what youre worried about,,,I might come off witty enough your buddies Frist and Veggi end up cybering with me???

  47. AHAHAHAHAHAHA…what a bunch of dorks most of you are.. sitting behind your screens, prolly whacking off to some online porn, and you dare say you wouldn’t touch Posh to save your life? I call BS ON Y’ALL! Lay her down in the birthday suit right before your eyes and we’ll see who fast those pants drop!

    Losers!

  48. AHAHAHAHAHAHA…what a bunch of dorks most of you are.. sitting behind your screens, prolly whacking off to some online porn, and you dare say you wouldn’t touch Posh to save your life? I call BS ON Y’ALL! Lay her down in the birthday suit right before your eyes and we’ll see who fast those pants drop!

    Losers!

  49. AHAHAHAHAHAHA…what a bunch of dorks most of you are.. sitting behind your screens, prolly whacking off to some online porn, and you dare say you wouldn’t touch Posh to save your life? I call BS ON Y’ALL! Lay her down in the birthday suit right before your eyes and we’ll see who fast those pants drop!

    Losers!

  50. Deacon Jones

    @35
    Equal pay? Compared to who? And what the fuck does “lofty prose” mean? I must be trippin yo

    ……maybe I will vote for McCain

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