David Beckham is totally inappropriate

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zoundz to me like U love
her huzband…too
fuckin bad your a dude…
U know U want hiz
cock in your mouth, fucker..
don’t hate me coz
U can’t have that zhit, lozer..

I knew a Chinese-English girl who dated Beckham when he was in his early 20s.

She was always a million times hotter than Posh.

wtf ?!!

#151 No, we’ll just hate you because you’re a moronic fucking asshole whose z-filled diarrhea posts are far more annoying than Britney Spears doing just about anything.

hey, number one hundred and fifty fucking one, mister ‘krazi hot bum fucked’, give yourself another stupid fucking smiley face and fuck off while you’re doing it.

covering her up so she doesn’t look like a hooker

Victoria looks like Frankestein! Look at her shoulder!

daretta was here

@ 79 – veggi – i’m going to assume your comment was misdirected, because it made absolutely no sense in relation to what i said.

Uh yeah, I get that he’s sparing the world the sight of his wife’s angular/bony bajingo but I’m certain there’s a better way. Like,I don’t know, standing in front of the car door while she makes her exit. Or better yet, couldn’t she have placed her purse in her lap as opposed to her hubby’s hand? Call me crazy, but that seems like the more likely plan of attack to thwart the paps from getting a vag shot.

Maybe he was protecting her from some assholes who love to get a good pic of her \/

I don’t think he literally fingered her in public. He possibily protected her privacy from taking a picture of hers. He doesn’t want her to be like Britney Spears or Lidnsey Lohan. So you can still say he’s a gentleman for protecting his darling wife’s V. :)

HAHA
thats it baby!
love u

To solve it all, why don’t the hollywood hoochies wear some panties??? They know the cameras are on at all times.

Whatever he is doing, I wish he would do it to me.

Is David starting to go Bald on his crown?!!

Bald look is next!

LOOK CLOSELY FUCKIN’ MORONS… his hands at her KNEES, NOT all in her business… people are so fucking stupid now a days, no wonder this worlds going to shit!

# 105 Victoria had c-sections with all her kids…she invented scheduled c-sections that’s where “too posh to push” came from know your history numb nuts!
At least this is one celebrity couple that has some tact compared to the rest of glammed up trailer trash running around hollywood

ahhh, I think you are all wrong. It looks like she is hiding something and he is trying to take it. Just playing around. Why do you assume she has no undies on?

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.yay! agree with NUMBER 66!!!!!!!!

victoria’s hot, stylish & she does have class

beckhams gorgous. & so sweet:). none of the other la chicks seem to have guys who would do that for them.

he’s probably just trying to keep the paparazzi from getting a shot of her “knickers”. i saw her show and she really isn’t that bad of a person, she actually has a sense of humor. i used to hate her but she wasn’t what i expected at all. superficial stop writing so much about her, its boring and mostly untrue like the last post of her supposedly having cellulite legs or whatever, it was obviously photoshopped. write about truly dum celebrities like paris hilton, lindsey lohan, britney spears and madonna. this site really isn’t as funny as it used to be!

Gee, yeah, I mean, clearly he’s fingering her or covering up her vagina, yeah, that’s really logical.

Or maybe MAYBE they’re getting their photos taken and it’s making it hard to read a mobile phone or those damned blackberry things so he’s shielding the screen from the flashes.

But fingering makes SO much more sense.

My guess – she’s pulled a muscle in her thigh – that’s why she’s holding on to it. Maybe her hubby’s just helping her to massage it – he should know about leg injuries…

wow, I totally thought she was being fondled by a valet before I read the caption…

no you idiots he is blocking the camera men from getting a nice little shot of her vagina. at least he is a gentleman and dosnt want the whole world to see what color his wifes panties are.

no you idiots he is blocking the camera men from getting a nice little shot of her vagina. at least he is a gentleman and dosnt want the whole world to see what color his wifes panties are.

David’s hair turned white cause $cientology is removing his evil thetans. He found a thetan in the skank’s twat so he was helping her remove it.

Hmmm I wish David Beckham would cover up my Va-Jay-Jay with his hands!

No, no that’s where her on/off switch is. These modern day bionics have been developed ever since the film Stepford wives gave the inventer his big break and found funding for his project. Unfortunately, the Vicky prototype is a touch underdeveloped…never mind there are others that funtion better. Now perhaps you understand why Mr Becks had to have his jolly lollys elsewhere. Every now and then he feels the need of a real human to have sex with and by jove he finds it.

this story is shit! u are all jelaous of her!!!
kiss for victoriaXX

All you people need to get a life, you hate these celebrities sooo much that you can’t stop talking about them? Correct me if I’m wrong, even though you’re talking bad about them, you’re still talking about them. Very sad. It seems the more you hate something, the more you need to have it in your life. Just something to chew on for all you chronic haters. Just ignore it, them. I stumbled on this site by accident and really couldn’t believe how hypocritical you all are. IF YOU HATE THESE PEOPLE, why waste your breath even talking about them. WEIRDOS!!!!

Wow some of you people are so inconsiderate. Have any of you actually met him, I highly doubt it. He is such a nice person and so considerate of others. He is just making sure that those pervs who are so called ” paparazti” don’t get what they want. Get your head of of the gutter people! That is friking nasty! If that was you, I bet you wopuld do the same thing, the poparatzi is always trying to get shots like that, its so retarted and sick!

Don’t judge before you actually meet someone!

i like its~~~~~~~

thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!