David and Victoria Beckham were spotted at The Little Door restaurant doing whatever it is you’d call this. Maybe it’s because I’m such a gentleman, but fingering your wife in public outside a restaurant seems a little tacky. At least put on a top hat or a monocle. You know, to class it up a bit. I never engage in sexual activities unless I’m wearing a full tuxedo and holding a cup of tea with my pinky sticking out.
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CHROME | July 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm
THEIR BOTH JUST NASTY!
Hash | July 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Primeiro
CHROME | July 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm
DAM I WAS FIRST…COOL!!
Hash | July 18, 2007 at 2:01 pm
fail.
Dean | July 18, 2007 at 2:01 pm
not first
Ianborg | July 18, 2007 at 2:01 pm
He’s covering up her vageeeen so the cameras don’t snipe it
p911gt10c | July 18, 2007 at 2:03 pm
#6: you’re right, and we should thank him for it. Endlessly
Dean | July 18, 2007 at 2:03 pm
not first
Elloco | July 18, 2007 at 2:04 pm
#6 is right and thank allah that he is. Who wants to see that THING’s vajaja?
me | July 18, 2007 at 2:04 pm
COVERING UP HER COO COO SO IT’S NOT EXPOSED LIKE B SPEARS, LINDSAY HOHAN, AND PARIS
Fabio | July 18, 2007 at 2:04 pm
he wants some cottage cheese dip
Nasty Old People | July 18, 2007 at 2:05 pm
She’s fingering herself too …
=O Maybe he put the instructions on his hands , coz she’s soo dumb that she doesn’t knows how to finger herself …
Poor Fake-Boob >.<
Hash | July 18, 2007 at 2:05 pm
She got pregnant again and he’s trying to pull the fetus out, saying “I have no more space for new tattoos”. Old fashioned british abortion, you know.
Diana Z. | July 18, 2007 at 2:06 pm
#6 is right.David knows the media loves them some beaver shots!!!! I think it is so sweet that he has so much love and respect for Victoria he is protecting her. God i need me a guy like him so very few.Good lookin out David.I think they are a lovely couple and i hope they rub off on some of our American peeps.
kay | July 18, 2007 at 2:06 pm
why is his hair white?
Tanya | July 18, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Don’t they know that the crotch shot is a staple in the Hollywood Celebrities these days
Cutter | July 18, 2007 at 2:08 pm
“I think it is so sweet that he has so much love and respect for Victoria he is protecting her”
Wouldn’t it be easier (read: smarter) to just wear underwear?!
Whatever | July 18, 2007 at 2:08 pm
#13
atleast she could wear a thong , if that’s the truth
Yeah | July 18, 2007 at 2:09 pm
It just looks like he is trying to cover her up. Or like she is trying to hand him something from her purse without the cameras seeing.
Whatever | July 18, 2007 at 2:10 pm
# 1 I fcking agree with you =)
yurstupid | July 18, 2007 at 2:13 pm
@13- That’s pathetic.
at least she's being modest! | July 18, 2007 at 2:16 pm
At least she has some modesty and is trying to get out of the car with elp so she doesn’t have her cootchie hanging out all over the place, unlike some other celebrities…Lohan, Spears, Hilton…she has some decency about her. Even if she isn’t wearing underwear or is wearing them , it is nice to see her husband is a gentleman and helps her so she doesn’t flash anything!
adeliza | July 18, 2007 at 2:19 pm
#13- WHAT?!?!?!?
R u Retarded? | July 18, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Are you retarded or what? prolly if ur a woman u´ve never been fingered or don´t even know where ur cooch is!! and if ur a man maybe u don´t know where the vagina is! he´s obviously just covering her so she won´t make a britney
mrs.t | July 18, 2007 at 2:23 pm
He had a little piece of food stuck in his teeth and grabbed for the nearest toothpick.
eaglepupil | July 18, 2007 at 2:25 pm
That was your “pinky” sticking out Fish? Seriously–I jest. Thanks for some man meat even if it is the back of Beckham’s head and not his sweet sweet ass! I am somewhat satiated now.
David Beckham | July 18, 2007 at 2:26 pm
hay gaiz i wuz actuely telin her pussy 2 tlk 2 da hand cus my faec aren’t lisenen hehe <;o
mrs.t | July 18, 2007 at 2:27 pm
And Posh is now an official member of the No Panty Coalition. Give her a Visa-she’s ready to work.
Camilla | July 18, 2007 at 2:28 pm
He wants tartar sauce with his fish n chips
lapet | July 18, 2007 at 2:30 pm
He lost his nail file so he’s just using the old wifes bones.
mrs.t | July 18, 2007 at 2:31 pm
#28: Tangy! Poon-tangy!
lambman | July 18, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Um, did she need her batteries replaced or something?
Melde | July 18, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Thank you David Beckham from saving us from the horror that is your wife’s nether regions. It’s like keeping Pandora’s box closed.
mmmmm spicy | July 18, 2007 at 2:33 pm
She eats almost nothing, so about once a month she produces a small, dried out, compacted, leathery stool. Pretty much it looks like a piece of beef jerky. She needs help pulling it out and they never know when it’s going to be produced.
Jamal | July 18, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Easy gossip queens of the world. It simply looks like they are trying to remove something on her leg. You may have gone a bit overboard on this one to try to make a story. Get off your couch, jog around the block, drop 20 lbs, date a girl for the first time, and quit being retarded.
mrs.t | July 18, 2007 at 2:37 pm
#34: you may be right. The convo went a little something like this:
Posh: “See!? It jumped…there it is! Get IT!!!!!!”
Becks: “Looks like a bitty crab, innit?”
WOW | July 18, 2007 at 2:38 pm
#13 Did you read what you wrote before you sent it? Perhaps you need to go back to 5th grade to learn about punctuation and sentence structure…
mrs.t | July 18, 2007 at 2:39 pm
And I do my run at 5:30 am each and every day, so I’m good.
Diana Z. | July 18, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Sorry guys.iknow im retarted.
Guy | July 18, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Why doesn’t he just divorce her? He can so so much better
Bern | July 18, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I laugh at anything in which the word “monocle” is used. I’m that easy. Also “Sasquatch.”
Crunk Juice | July 18, 2007 at 2:43 pm
My penis can bench 500lbs…
Sheva | July 18, 2007 at 2:43 pm
David is trying to keep the cooter from escaping from its home. That’s true love folks.
amber | July 18, 2007 at 2:43 pm
she would have to have an awfully saggy vag for him to be fingering her in these photos.
mrs.t | July 18, 2007 at 2:43 pm
He can’t divorce her now. It’s too hard too find a good beard these days.
DBLTC.
Hey dumbfuck! | July 18, 2007 at 2:45 pm
go away #34.
mrs.t | July 18, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Squeak | July 18, 2007 at 2:48 pm
#35 lol
mrs.t | July 18, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Paint-covered children are running into my house-goodbye, cruel fishies!
Wow | July 18, 2007 at 2:52 pm
#48 what?