David and Victoria Beckham were spotted at The Little Door restaurant doing whatever it is you’d call this. Maybe it’s because I’m such a gentleman, but fingering your wife in public outside a restaurant seems a little tacky. At least put on a top hat or a monocle. You know, to class it up a bit. I never engage in sexual activities unless I’m wearing a full tuxedo and holding a cup of tea with my pinky sticking out.
THEIR BOTH JUST NASTY!
Primeiro
DAM I WAS FIRST…COOL!!
fail.
not first
He’s covering up her vageeeen so the cameras don’t snipe it
#6: you’re right, and we should thank him for it. Endlessly
not first
#6 is right and thank allah that he is. Who wants to see that THING’s vajaja?
COVERING UP HER COO COO SO IT’S NOT EXPOSED LIKE B SPEARS, LINDSAY HOHAN, AND PARIS
he wants some cottage cheese dip
She’s fingering herself too …
=O Maybe he put the instructions on his hands , coz she’s soo dumb that she doesn’t knows how to finger herself …
Poor Fake-Boob >.<
She got pregnant again and he’s trying to pull the fetus out, saying “I have no more space for new tattoos”. Old fashioned british abortion, you know.
#6 is right.David knows the media loves them some beaver shots!!!! I think it is so sweet that he has so much love and respect for Victoria he is protecting her. God i need me a guy like him so very few.Good lookin out David.I think they are a lovely couple and i hope they rub off on some of our American peeps.
why is his hair white?
Don’t they know that the crotch shot is a staple in the Hollywood Celebrities these days
“I think it is so sweet that he has so much love and respect for Victoria he is protecting her”
Wouldn’t it be easier (read: smarter) to just wear underwear?!
#13
atleast she could wear a thong , if that’s the truth
It just looks like he is trying to cover her up. Or like she is trying to hand him something from her purse without the cameras seeing.
# 1 I fcking agree with you =)
@13- That’s pathetic.
At least she has some modesty and is trying to get out of the car with elp so she doesn’t have her cootchie hanging out all over the place, unlike some other celebrities…Lohan, Spears, Hilton…she has some decency about her. Even if she isn’t wearing underwear or is wearing them , it is nice to see her husband is a gentleman and helps her so she doesn’t flash anything!
#13- WHAT?!?!?!?
Are you retarded or what? prolly if ur a woman u´ve never been fingered or don´t even know where ur cooch is!! and if ur a man maybe u don´t know where the vagina is! he´s obviously just covering her so she won´t make a britney
He had a little piece of food stuck in his teeth and grabbed for the nearest toothpick.
That was your “pinky” sticking out Fish? Seriously–I jest. Thanks for some man meat even if it is the back of Beckham’s head and not his sweet sweet ass! I am somewhat satiated now.
hay gaiz i wuz actuely telin her pussy 2 tlk 2 da hand cus my faec aren’t lisenen hehe <;o
And Posh is now an official member of the No Panty Coalition. Give her a Visa-she’s ready to work.
He wants tartar sauce with his fish n chips
He lost his nail file so he’s just using the old wifes bones.
#28: Tangy! Poon-tangy!
Um, did she need her batteries replaced or something?
Thank you David Beckham from saving us from the horror that is your wife’s nether regions. It’s like keeping Pandora’s box closed.
She eats almost nothing, so about once a month she produces a small, dried out, compacted, leathery stool. Pretty much it looks like a piece of beef jerky. She needs help pulling it out and they never know when it’s going to be produced.
Easy gossip queens of the world. It simply looks like they are trying to remove something on her leg. You may have gone a bit overboard on this one to try to make a story. Get off your couch, jog around the block, drop 20 lbs, date a girl for the first time, and quit being retarded.
#34: you may be right. The convo went a little something like this:
Posh: “See!? It jumped…there it is! Get IT!!!!!!”
Becks: “Looks like a bitty crab, innit?”
#13 Did you read what you wrote before you sent it? Perhaps you need to go back to 5th grade to learn about punctuation and sentence structure…
And I do my run at 5:30 am each and every day, so I’m good.
Sorry guys.iknow im retarted.
Why doesn’t he just divorce her? He can so so much better
I laugh at anything in which the word “monocle” is used. I’m that easy. Also “Sasquatch.”
My penis can bench 500lbs…
David is trying to keep the cooter from escaping from its home. That’s true love folks.
she would have to have an awfully saggy vag for him to be fingering her in these photos.
He can’t divorce her now. It’s too hard too find a good beard these days.
DBLTC.
go away #34.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr
#35 lol
Paint-covered children are running into my house-goodbye, cruel fishies!
#48 what?