David Beckham holding a giant rope in his underwear

The Superficial | June 11, 2009 - 12:03 pm

David Beckham unveiled his new Armani ad on Oxford St. in London this morning, and I’d probably be enticed to buy these briefs if I was part of the target demographic. Sadly, for Armani, I’m not a gay sailor on the S.S. Ropecock.

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