David Beckham unveiled his new Armani ad on Oxford St. in London this morning, and I’d probably be enticed to buy these briefs if I was part of the target demographic. Sadly, for Armani, I’m not a gay sailor on the S.S. Ropecock.
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ropeburn | June 11, 2009 at 12:29 pm
rope burn!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Derp! | June 11, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Derp! I can’t see his boobs – Gay boner!
Laura | June 11, 2009 at 12:34 pm
ID HIT IT
Cris | June 11, 2009 at 12:38 pm
This is just ridiculous….
Erica | June 11, 2009 at 12:44 pm
He is repulsive. And has the voice of a 14 year-old boy.
RichPort's Ghost | June 11, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Nice fucking Howdy Doody do…
alex | June 11, 2009 at 12:46 pm
He’s not attractive. At all.
Andie | June 11, 2009 at 12:47 pm
He’s got a real nice body, but he just seems like such a douche bag. To me, anyway. If I could find a ‘real’ (read: not a douche, somebody that doesn’t use more hair gel and body oil than I do) man with a body like that I’d club him over the head and take him back to my cave. Rawr. And the bastard would be lucky to be there. Hmph.
ROUGH daddy mvp | June 11, 2009 at 12:51 pm
You can cater to the female audience all you want fish, but ill say the fishfems come to see how disgusting the comments from the guy can get and also to compare and contrast body parts with celebs…
Jumpy McDougal | June 11, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Silly, he is NOT holding a rope in his underwear. It is clearly outside of his underwear.
Duh | June 11, 2009 at 12:55 pm
#10 – I don’t think he meant that he is holding the rope in his underwear. I think he means that he is in his underwear while holding the rope….it’s all in the wording.
Bobaloo | June 11, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Exactly, 10. I see no rope in his underwear. Maybe a piece of string, but no rope.
Stuey | June 11, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Wrong, fish means that he has a giant rope in his underwear. You assume it is the literal rope but he was making a comment with word play about his package.
AW75 | June 11, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Artistic Director: GAY
Stylist (stylist??): GAY
Hair stylist: UBER GAY
= David Beckman in his underwear with a greasy hairdo holding a big fat rope.
9#: Catering to the female audience? Dude, he is selling underwear for guys!!
e-rock | June 11, 2009 at 1:05 pm
THANK YOU FISH!!!!! Finally somethin for the ladies, and the gay men!!!! More for the gay men, cuz what the hell is with the hair? Yikes!!! bad, bad hair, but oooooo my goodness, I could hop on that train and ride it till the sun cummmmssss up!!!! yeeehaw!!!
lulu | June 11, 2009 at 1:07 pm
HE IS FUCKING HOT AS HELL! Victoria you lucky biotch!!
lulu | June 11, 2009 at 1:07 pm
HE IS F*CKING HOT AS HELL! Victoria you lucky biotch!!
KV | June 11, 2009 at 1:13 pm
This is HOT. If he was a mute, that would be even hotter.
hahaha! | June 11, 2009 at 1:14 pm
it never ceases to amaze me how fragile men are. one million posts on here of giant fake breasts, bikinis, yada yada. one pic of becks in his underoos and suddenly the gay jokes go flying to protect your oh-so-fragile and amazingly hypocritical self-esteem. even you, superficial writer.
this guy is blazing hot and your girlfriend totally thinks so.
ion | June 11, 2009 at 1:15 pm
That last line almost cost me a keyboard. Still laughing. I love you, Superfish.
Raven | June 11, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Looks like they overdid his hair transplant. I see his new and improved hairline based on that pic now starts in the middle of the forehead.
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havoc | June 11, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Soccer still isn’t a sport…..
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ROUGH daddy mvp | June 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Yeah its for “guys” alright…
nun | June 11, 2009 at 1:33 pm
I love him.
- NUN.
Funeral Guy | June 11, 2009 at 1:35 pm
GAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! (Did I mention that this is VERY gay?)
yabo | June 11, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Seriously, on what planet is a skinny, tattooed (yeah we get it you’re a tuff guy) effeminate douche considered remotely masculine? For fuck’s sake people he plays kickball, but only when he isn’t sitting out like a twat ’cause he has a boo-boo…
Oh and a nice but futile attempt…he’s British remember…to make it look like he’s packing. This fuckhead is overcompensating on every level.
RichPort's Ghost | June 11, 2009 at 1:36 pm
#22 – “Soccer” is the advice my granddad gave to my father when he complained that my mother was acting up and was wondering what he should do next.
Ms Whiplash | June 11, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Buddy’s hot as hell, but he actually looks way sexier to me in the pics in his suit. Posh is a lucky, lucky lady. They make a pretty hot couple.
eric | June 11, 2009 at 1:41 pm
i’d go gay for him…
Val | June 11, 2009 at 1:41 pm
God he’s beautiful. As long as he keeps his stupid fairy mouth shut.
Courtyardpigeon | June 11, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I’m guessing he probably has gotten laid more than I have. Just a guess.
plaga7 | June 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm
havoc:
You dickass… Football is the most important sport around the world… just cause you AMERICAN only cares what your ignorant country likes means nothing!
About the picture? So freacking GAY.
chupen una buena verga putitos!
;)
Daddyoh | June 11, 2009 at 2:18 pm
That’s a BIG ROPE! :)
Some Girl | June 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm
They ruined this picture with that hair.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | June 11, 2009 at 2:33 pm
What an idiotic pose. They’re obviously trying to give him the 1940s Clark Gable sort of look, but the ugly tattoos scream “21st Century Douchebag!!”
AW75 | June 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm
#19 Fragile???
Sorry buddy, but you can make a steaming hot pic of a naked athlete without turning him into some cheesy gay icon. The guy looks ridiculous. With a body like that, they really screwed up to make him look ridiculous.
havoc | June 11, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Wow, sounds like I struck a nerve with the beaner….
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Death2Speidi | June 11, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Right on #18….this guy is heaven on earth…until he opens his mouth.
april | June 11, 2009 at 3:06 pm
O.M.G. And I like the hair.
Zanna | June 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Look what’s hanging on to Britney’s tampon string….
threetimesalady | June 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm
He has a really fuckin weird voice. But I’d still sleep with him because first and foremost I’m a lady and secondly because it looks like he’s packin some heat or a lot of quarters. Either way I’m prepared to take that risk.
AW75 | June 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm
#37: You are hitting vacuum, havoc. Get over yourself, u racist slob.
(Bless the day this nation finally got the economy its people deserve)
JungleRed | June 11, 2009 at 3:48 pm
He is so fucking hot. That’s how a man’s body is supposed to look. mmm…
I think Tom Cruise just peed on himself.
Becks United | June 11, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Brilliant headline!
michy | June 11, 2009 at 4:17 pm
this is how all men should look like!!!!!
dingdongdonkeykong | June 11, 2009 at 4:17 pm
wish every man was like him. unfourtunately majority are fat slobs.
KickRocks | June 11, 2009 at 4:37 pm
you homos can pick apart this photo shoot all day long, but the fact remains the same – this dude is fucking HOT and pretty much anyone’s wife, girlfriend, mother or sister would F this guy if given a chance. Get into it.
eurotrash | June 11, 2009 at 4:42 pm
its football, not soccer… aside from that, this guy’s perfect physique is completely ruined as soon as he speaks..
Me | June 11, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Anyone posting after Me likes to bend David Beckham’s third leg.
Lila | June 11, 2009 at 6:04 pm
He’s hot. Nice to see some gratuitous male pictures for a change.
@32: Grow the fuck up.
Loooove the false bravado of anonymity and what it does for insecure teenagers.