David Beckham unveiled his new Armani ad on Oxford St. in London this morning, and I’d probably be enticed to buy these briefs if I was part of the target demographic. Sadly, for Armani, I’m not a gay sailor on the S.S. Ropecock.
Derp! I can’t see his boobs – Gay boner!
ID HIT IT
This is just ridiculous….
He is repulsive. And has the voice of a 14 year-old boy.
Nice fucking Howdy Doody do…
He’s not attractive. At all.
He’s got a real nice body, but he just seems like such a douche bag. To me, anyway. If I could find a ‘real’ (read: not a douche, somebody that doesn’t use more hair gel and body oil than I do) man with a body like that I’d club him over the head and take him back to my cave. Rawr. And the bastard would be lucky to be there. Hmph.
You can cater to the female audience all you want fish, but ill say the fishfems come to see how disgusting the comments from the guy can get and also to compare and contrast body parts with celebs…
Silly, he is NOT holding a rope in his underwear. It is clearly outside of his underwear.
#10 – I don’t think he meant that he is holding the rope in his underwear. I think he means that he is in his underwear while holding the rope….it’s all in the wording.
Exactly, 10. I see no rope in his underwear. Maybe a piece of string, but no rope.
Wrong, fish means that he has a giant rope in his underwear. You assume it is the literal rope but he was making a comment with word play about his package.
Artistic Director: GAY
Stylist (stylist??): GAY
Hair stylist: UBER GAY
= David Beckman in his underwear with a greasy hairdo holding a big fat rope.
9#: Catering to the female audience? Dude, he is selling underwear for guys!!
THANK YOU FISH!!!!! Finally somethin for the ladies, and the gay men!!!! More for the gay men, cuz what the hell is with the hair? Yikes!!! bad, bad hair, but oooooo my goodness, I could hop on that train and ride it till the sun cummmmssss up!!!! yeeehaw!!!
HE IS FUCKING HOT AS HELL! Victoria you lucky biotch!!
HE IS F*CKING HOT AS HELL! Victoria you lucky biotch!!
This is HOT. If he was a mute, that would be even hotter.
it never ceases to amaze me how fragile men are. one million posts on here of giant fake breasts, bikinis, yada yada. one pic of becks in his underoos and suddenly the gay jokes go flying to protect your oh-so-fragile and amazingly hypocritical self-esteem. even you, superficial writer.
this guy is blazing hot and your girlfriend totally thinks so.
That last line almost cost me a keyboard. Still laughing. I love you, Superfish.
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