David Beckham or Josh Hartnett?

December 10th, 2008 // 109 Comments

Alright, ladies, there’s been an abundance of strippers today, so here’s two men who went out and engaged in completely opposite activities last night: David Beckham bungee jumped in New Zealand while Josh Hartnett went to The Groucho Club in London. So which one floats your boat and the mythical little man who “allegedly” lives there?

NOTE: If it helps in the decision making process, I spent my evening wearing footie pajamas and drinking canned beer. Please don’t hold these two to such unobtainable standards of raw sexuality. (You’re welcome, fellas.)

Photos: Splash News, WENN

  1. dew

    Is this new writer the one that posts 4 celebs in a single post? Probably, since this is a lame post. Yawn!

    My answer: Neither. It seems like Hollywood has more feminizing chemicals in the water than most places.

  2. ummm...yeah

    Assholes should’ve hit bottom…oh yeah they do huh?

  3. ^

    44- uh, If that’s skinny, then prefer skinny over fat or muscular. He’s big enough in pic 4. Arms that is, lol…

  4. britney's weave

    johnny depp.

  5. bluma schmuma

    Hahahah..the ladies finally have a voice!!!! I say neither….they both look like a couple of homos. Give me a live Carl Sagan or a Stephen Hawking VS 2.0 with a patch so he can actually fux0r and hey…I’m game. Ha. *sigh…I need a fucking hobby*

  6. Kahlee

    And I still prefer the superficial writer…

  7. soccermum

    David of course, I like the way his balls dribble.

  8. Julie Ann

    Gotta go with Josh on this one…Beckham just doesn’t do it for me!

  9. britney's weave

    why is it considered an insult to call these guys gay? is that supposed to somehow make them less physically attractive to straight women?

  10. what a joke! someone just PSed his pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous seeking affairs club TallLoving.com.. you know it is a tall men seeking fun site.. he must be seeking something exciting there! lol …

  11. will

    @61 – OMG! LOL! Fuck you, cunt.

  12. bluma schmuma

    Hahahah..the ladies finally have a voice!!!! I say neither….they both look like a couple of homos. Give me a live Carl Sagan or a Stephen Hawking VS 2.0 with a patch so he can actually fux0r and hey…I’m game. Ha. *sigh…I need a fucking hobby*


    New Zealand sucks!

    I went there once on a business trip, and I think that I might have been given the date rape drug. The only reason that I didn’t call the police was because the thought of having to go back to that God Awful Place, which did I mention also smells really bad and makes you think you are in Hell, was worse than being drugged and molested by waiters from the hotel.

  14. Notice

    David Beckham is a queer magnet. For proof, just look at his wife. Notice all the homosexuals on here (posting with female names) about how hot he is. LMAO!

    The dude is overrated, weak, injury prone, sounds like a fairy, a douchebag deluxe, and is rumored to be having an affair with Tom Cruise.

    David Beckham Loves the Deep Butt (Tom Cruise)
    Tom Cruise Loves the Eunoch (David Beckham)

  15. Jas

    No contest: Josh Hartnett.

  16. Lauren

    This isn’t even a competition.
    Obvious choice is always Beckham.

  17. krissy

    The Superficial writer really sucks and his/her material is repetitive and boring. Get some new material, you stupid bitch.

  18. IndianaJane

    Hartnett. Beckham scares me a little.

  19. stinstein

    Beckham any day… daayum.

  20. LOismyBFF

    I wish it was Mcauley Culken instead.

  21. Keri

    Josh by far! David is hot until he opens his mouth. He just looks like he would have a sexy voice but not so much

  22. i thought about it and well yeah both those guys are physically perfect, but i don’t want a man who spends more time at the salon than me. Truly if i had to pick a man to have a crush on… i’d have to pick the superficial ;)

    You should post a photo of you up
    or at least one of your package

  23. Hamper_Lint

    Beckham … can I change my panties now ?

  24. kristy

    So when the hell did the superficial get new writers and what is with this lame attempt to “please the ladies”?? I used to actually read this site.

  25. Shallow Val

    Hugh Jackma- err, I meant Josh Hartnett! Have you seen 30 Days of Night? His vampire character would break that little emo twig from Twilight in half over his knee, and then pick his teeth with the bones. So sexy.

  26. Aja ( the real )

    ooh yeah, Johnny Depp is a better choice. He is sexy and has a brain and talent,,,


  28. Aja ( the real )

    I am a whore. I have a hairy bushy moist brush of a twat, my legs are spread wide wide WIDE apart and I’m open for business: 49¢ for a half an hour of fucking and sucking or until you splooge, whichever kumz first. 5¢ for a titty fuck. C’mon guys, I wanna hump and pump!!!

    Aja ( the real whore/tart/strumpet/hooker/three-holer/corn-holer/Mexican donkey show star/and all around gang-banging cluster-fucking train-puller)

  29. geez brangelina pretty much go around and shop for kids when are they gonna stop

  30. kitty


  31. ekki_skila



  32. Maddox's diaper

    David Beckham or Josh Hartnett?
    Hot or Ugly?

  33. woodhorse

    @35 that would be Brian Peppers

  34. Vanessa

    #76. I left 30 Days Of Night when I saw it. That movie is horrible. Twilight was much better, though it wasn’t great. I actually stayed to see that one. Anyways, I like both, they’re both sexy.

  35. thegoddessmelissa

    JOSH FREAKIN HARTNETT. What a prime cut of man meat. Beckham looks like a girl to me. Don’t get me wrong- sometimes I likes the ladeez, too, but NOT in my selection of man meat. Must be tall, dark and brooding. Not tanned, coiffed and smiley. Now, I wouldn’t kick Stealing Ur Designs Spice outta bed for eating all the sushi… but that’s another story, isn’t it?

  36. Lucy

    Josh Hartnett!!!!

  37. veggi

    #86 – hahahaha. haha. ha. You must be “a character.” haha. ha. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  38. Crista

    Becks every day of the week. The bungee jumper next to him in the first pic, not bad either.

  39. Crista

    Becks every day of the week. The bungee jumper next to him in the first pic, not bad either.

  40. Ileanita

    beckham easy. josh looks like a nerd and not in a hot way

  41. Dana

    Josh Hartnett is usually yummy but David Beckham is lookin hot!

  42. michy

    Both of them please

  43. The Superficial writer gets my vote. Killer humor AND footie pajamas? Bow out now, Beckham and Hartnett.

  44. Bickus Dickus

    Josh Harnett is such a tool. Why they put this assplug in movies is beyond me. The guy has the personality and screen presence of a used piece of toilet paper. He must be blowing some Hollywood exec because the guy is about as talented as Spencer Pratt.

  45. Kate

    Josh H. FTW. I’ve never been a Beckham fan.

  46. Jrz

    David Beckham or Josh Hartnett? Um….I choose the convent.

  47. Jules

    Josh, plz!!

  48. Daniel


    (the pics don’t do him justice and beckham looks good there, but Josh is just factually hotter. I’m a scientist so I know.)

  49. I figured I’d say Becks but I’m liking Hartnett surprisingly… because Becks looks like a redneck in those pictures.

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