Alright, ladies, there’s been an abundance of strippers today, so here’s two men who went out and engaged in completely opposite activities last night: David Beckham bungee jumped in New Zealand while Josh Hartnett went to The Groucho Club in London. So which one floats your boat and the mythical little man who “allegedly” lives there?
NOTE: If it helps in the decision making process, I spent my evening wearing footie pajamas and drinking canned beer. Please don’t hold these two to such unobtainable standards of raw sexuality. (You’re welcome, fellas.)
Photos: Splash News, WENN
Tic Tic | December 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm
This is lame….
Rough Daddy | December 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Thats a tmz bit superfish, anyway the winner is roughers of course!
Mel D | December 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Josh H now please!
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Aja ( the real ) | December 10, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I find them both repulsive
casey | December 10, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Much better than the last one! I’m going with David Beckham. Way hotter.
Tic Tic | December 10, 2008 at 5:05 pm
And they are fags….
Lulu | December 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Umm.. Becks?
l | December 10, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Hartnett. If the stupid glasses get taken off there’s a decent face underneath. Plus he looks fun to tie down. Beckham looks like shit and honestly, looks who he’s married to. The man(?) has issues.
havoc | December 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm
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havoc | December 10, 2008 at 5:10 pm
* insert yo-yo joke here*
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Karen | December 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Cue the jealous guys and their “he’s gay” comments…lmao…
fishy | December 10, 2008 at 5:14 pm
samantha ronson.
fishy | December 10, 2008 at 5:15 pm
samantha ronson.
agentgirl | December 10, 2008 at 5:17 pm
Beckham, hands down
Jenny | December 10, 2008 at 5:18 pm
David son!
Thumperchica | December 10, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Beckham.
Erin | December 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Beckham, but he’s not allowed to talk. His girly voice is a turn off.
Beth | December 10, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Beckham for sure. The younger guys like Hartnett are all emo-wusses, just like all the whiney male “rock” bands around today (“Every day I try-aye-aye-aye but I caint help hurtin you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou”).
Angelina | December 10, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Joshie
Pat | December 10, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Yeah, um…who cares.
Here’s the “impeccable timing” story of the month:
“LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – The main union representing U.S. film and television actors said on Wednesday it would mail ballots to members in January seeking authorization for a strike over a new contract.”
Michelle | December 10, 2008 at 5:31 pm
The beautiful Becks, hands down. The other one isn’t bad either!
Anna | December 10, 2008 at 5:31 pm
Please stop these “or” things. They are almost as retarded as not writing an identifiable question. What are you asking here? – Which is a bigger waste of time? Which is a smaller waste of time? Who has picked up more STDs from strippers in the last 6 months? Who would you rather never see appear on the Superficial again? Honestly, they are all about equal. So, just let it be and let’s stick with the snark that works. Ok? Ok.
Annonyononymouse | December 10, 2008 at 5:35 pm
HARTNETT
mmmm hmmmmm... | December 10, 2008 at 5:36 pm
david beckham has the most perfect male body i have ever seen. he’s unreal!
Sephystal | December 10, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I would love to be Hartnet’s girl! He just seems like a real down to earth kind of guy. That’s what the good stuff is made of.
the management | December 10, 2008 at 5:38 pm
#22, Anna, sweetie, dearest darling…don’t fucking tell us what to do, bitch.
Sophie Fatale | December 10, 2008 at 5:39 pm
josh.
becks is too perfect it’s kinda scary, josh seems like he has issues, i like boys with issues
Debby | December 10, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Becks and his friend in the white shirt please. Josh Hartnett looks like he stinks.
12=32 | December 10, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Josh Harnett for sure!
Grr!
seanababy16 | December 10, 2008 at 5:47 pm
hands down, without a doubt
josh harnett!!
becks is too girly (N)
Isabelle | December 10, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Beckham.
No contest.
With each generation American men become weaker and less masculine. In 8 years you can ask President Hillary why that is.
carolina | December 10, 2008 at 5:50 pm
JOSH HARNETT, IS THE BEST
vanessa | December 10, 2008 at 5:53 pm
beckman please. that english accent is a panty dropper for sure!
Cindy | December 10, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Beckham seems so cold and aloof. I absolutely LOVE Josh’s neediness!!!
FRIST!!! | December 10, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Whichever one isn’t freaked out by stretch marks and the occasional unplucked nipple hair.
Cate | December 10, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Can I still pick Hugh Jackman like last time?
HUGH JACKMAN!!!!!
oh yes | December 10, 2008 at 6:12 pm
I’ll take them both! At the same time, one after the other, doesn’t really matter. As long as Hartnett keeps those glasses on the whole time.
alliejane | December 10, 2008 at 6:13 pm
any thing… ANYTHING Victoria Beckham touches is tainted with EVIL.
YOU HEAR ME!?!
FUCKING EVIL!!!
therefore, I would choose Harnett. please and thank you.
Dozer | December 10, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I like Fishy’s proposal for Samantha Ronson. Definately more masculine than these 2.
shelly | December 10, 2008 at 6:24 pm
ewww that gerbil guy with a gab between his teeth? no way!! David of course.
sunshine | December 10, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Is it just me, or is Mr. Hartnett channeling Johnny Depp in these pics?
0cean | December 10, 2008 at 6:31 pm
I hate pale hands.
Andrea | December 10, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Hartnett is pretty, no doubt, but pretty boys always bring the risk of diseases they picked up on the down low. Beckham is an actual man. True, his wife is an alien of some type, but that his for-show family. He’s well known for boinking his young groupies. He’s got a great life, as long as he doesn’t drink too much and pass out while visiting the Cruises.
arnold naked | December 10, 2008 at 6:38 pm
don’t any of you chicks out there realize that david beckham is as skinny as the dorky dude from Road Trip. Any picture in a magazine where he looks muscular has had some serious photoshop treatment done to it. Haha and his bird chest and noodle arms are as visible as ever looking at these pictures
Angela | December 10, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Either one would be a GIANT upgrade from any of the guys on this site.
Wendy | December 10, 2008 at 6:43 pm
#44 – gee, you don’t sound jealous at all. Just keep telling yourself that girls really prefer soft hairy bellied nerds.
Wendys Trainer | December 10, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Wendy, I appreciate your comment. I would also suggest that attitude coming from a jealous nerd. That seriously what I would have said. But honestly, you don’t find Beckham to be a tad skinny? Or seriously skinny?….. Annnnd the only reason I made comment, which happened to be my first ever on this ridiculous site, is because that is my line of work and what I do as a professional. If you had the September issue of Men’s Health I could show you what I mean.
to angela | December 10, 2008 at 7:01 pm
# 45
do you really think that you should be railing on the guys on this site. If you’re on here, you’re in the same league as us.
but then again, we’re all on this site because we’re all ugly and like to rail on celebrities to make ourselves feel less so. Let’s keep on dreaming.
ps. Josh Harnett. Just can’t stand Becks and now that his carreer has no more relevance and his talent is on the downhill, we can’t help but notice he talks like a woman and is married to a soulless plastic barbie. At least she tries to be classy, but that’s her only redemption.
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To Ed | December 10, 2008 at 7:14 pm
He bungee jumped on Sunday, not yesterday.
Stop trying to sell this as “new” news.