David Beckham or Josh Hartnett?

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2008

Alright, ladies, there’s been an abundance of strippers today, so here’s two men who went out and engaged in completely opposite activities last night: David Beckham bungee jumped in New Zealand while Josh Hartnett went to The Groucho Club in London. So which one floats your boat and the mythical little man who “allegedly” lives there?

NOTE: If it helps in the decision making process, I spent my evening wearing footie pajamas and drinking canned beer. Please don’t hold these two to such unobtainable standards of raw sexuality. (You’re welcome, fellas.)

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