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I love that guy! He needs more movie or tv roles or something!
Look at the 2nd picture. It looks like he’s saying “all of you are gonna get yours, man!” “You’ll see!”…
Bravo, man, bravo!
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I don’t get why everyone is so obsessed with celebrity babies. Infants all look the same, like wrinkled little hobbits.
David Arquette is wearing a pastel pink shirt… How gay is that? Every one knows real men wear lavender.
hey, let’s not jump to conclusion…let’s say that was a WET towel…i’ve been in enough locker rooms to know that it needs to be feared….maybe next he’ll start whipping his daughter’s water wings at them…
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My God, isn’t bad enough that when I:
a:) walk down the street
b:) come into the office
c:) shop
d:) exist,
that eveyone wants to eat me out.. now even on the SF, everyone wants my delicious pussy.
It does have healing powers. True story.
@52 That’s not pink, that’s salmon…muy macho
Does yelling at the paparazzi EVER work? Do they ever say, “hey, ya, your right man, this isn’t cool, I’m going to stop, sorry.”
He looks like whatever he is saying is high-pitched and screechy.
If he were to put his hand on his hip, he would turn so queer that his shirt would be every color of the rainbow.
It reminds me of Corky on Waiting for Guffman when he goes off on the town council when he asks for more money for his play. “You’re all BASTARD PEOPLE!!”
Didn’t he already lose his cool when he did “Airheads”?
He is lucky he didn’t get sand kicked in his face.
LMAO @ that second pic. “I want YOU to stay the fuck away!”
BTW, pinky, my tongue wants to play tetherball with your clit.
Didn’t he already lose his cool when he did “Airheads”?
He is lucky he didn’t get sand kicked in his face.
Nice underwear/crack shot of the guy in the brown shirt in the top picture. Nice…I think I threw up a little.
I have decided that when I grow up, I’m going to be a paparazzo. You get to hang out on the beach and harass celebritites and their children. Then make gillions by selling the pics to the highest bidder.
Pretty much what I do now, except instead of the beach, celebrities and gillions of dollars, it’s the porch, mailman, and dirty looks.
Pretty awesome if I may say so.
@ #13 – No, his sweaty shirt is pretty.
@ #13 – No, his sweaty shirt is pretty.
Geez. What’s eating his pussy?
Geez. What’s eating his pussy?
Again with a celebrity wearing 100 pounds of clothes when it’s 6 zillion degrees. Are celebrities so fucking removed from life that they don’t realize there’s a heatwave going on outside their doors? Beach or not, it’s fucking hot outside.
He totally looks like someone spit a piece of gum in his hair and he got all pissy, yelling “I’m going to tell my mommy on you!!”. And then cried into his woobie. And we all know Monica from friends is really his mommy, not his wife.
fag.
He’s going to get his big brother Alexis to kick their asses – oh, wait…. nevermind. He’s going to get his big sister Alexis to threaten to blow them. Seriously, those paps look like a flock of something, just perched there on the sand, looking at a raging Arquette with a mix of mild amusement and unconcern. You can almost hear their jeering laughter in pic #2. And #34 Spindoc, thanks for the Land of the Lost reference. When I pulled myself from bed this morning I couldn’t conceive of seeing the word “Sleastack” on my computer screen. God I wanted to cornhole Holly when I was a kid.
He’s going to get his big brother Alexis to kick their asses – oh, wait…. nevermind. He’s going to get his big sister Alexis to threaten to blow them. Seriously, those paps look like a flock of something, just perched there on the sand, looking at a raging Arquette with a mix of mild amusement and unconcern. You can almost hear their jeering laughter in pic #2. And #34 Spindoc, thanks for the Land of the Lost reference. When I pulled myself from bed this morning I couldn’t conceive of seeing the word “Sleastack” on my computer screen. God I wanted to cornhole Holly when I was a kid.
Loses his cool? That’s assuming he ever was cool.
I hate to spoil your fun here, but over in the Lindsay v Paris pic, #116 has grabbed her ankles and is waiting!
Thank you #62…for seeing the same horror I did!
I am sort of shocked that it took 62 comments before someone pointed that out though.
He’s all sweaty an’ shit. Ewwww.
The first picture has some serious BUTTCRACK!!
Nothing like a little buttcrack on the beach – but I am sure David knows what it’s like to “do a little crack”…
Tray reading tyhe word multiple times it gets weirder – buttcrack buttcrack buttcrack buttcrack…BUTTCRACK!
Sorry, must be the heat…
SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!! I just read #62 – damn damn…
Is he crying? Man, the paparazzi must be calling him some bad bad names…
nothing worse then white trash with money. He belongs in a trailer park. Dude is 40 plus and hes wearing green shoes on the beach. its amazing he couldnt land a normal everyday job yet normal everyday people have made him rich by paying to see movies he was in and tv shows his goofy wife was a part of.Hes like Ace of Ventura, Beach Detective.
The green-fringed sneakers had me at “hello.”
he’s leaping like a unicorn in the last one.
Gay.
Gay.
Gay.
I am.
One guy has his foot/feet burried in the sand. I mean, If some vicious murderer were coming at you with a towel, I’d still consider him danger since he’s a vicious murderer.
David Arquette coming atcha w/ a towel, Yeah, I guess i’d ask my paparazi buddies to bury me to my head so his wife could sit on my .. err.. wait.. She’s a dumb cunt.. Yeah.
Ahhhhh, not paparazzi again. They are found everywhere. Heard that the ratio of spiders to humans on Earth is 5:1. This does not apply to the paparazzis! The ratio of paparazzi to celebrities must be something like 10:1!
Aaaaahhh, the infamous towel boy. This is the guy who gets reamed in the locker room by down low guys who throw their dirty towels on the floor and demand he pick them up. Constant pleas of “do you know who my wife is???” go unanswered as anything from hair grease to body wash are used to lubricate his well chafed and increasingly wide open exit hole, and dirty gym socks are stuffed in his mouth to mute his rantings and cries for mercy. Those guys on the beach on in fact NOT papparazzi, but just some more satisified customers asking him when his next shift begins…
he’s giving them what they want! These pictures are way more entertaining than stupid baby pictures.
#88…
Hey Rich, that was some reeeally funny stuff there – LOLOLOL!!
Anyway, this turd’s brother is a transsexual who is about to have his dinky sliced off so maybe this sort of behavior just runs in the family…
Yeah, he’s like the second or third scariest Arquette at best. The pink shirt doesn’t help, even though he is a former World Championship Wrestling champion.
david arquette is a has-been
a has-been that never really was….
is it just me? or is hopeless_screenwriter a total tool?
A towel? .. lol!
This guy is way tooooo lacking in testosterone… and look at him cry into his magic towel… how cute!
OMG. what a hilarous sight. Is he even working?
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