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Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Hoo-ee! DON’T piss THAT guy off!!
SoftBlueGlow | July 25, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Oh those pesky Paparazzi!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com – Anonymous Confessions
Sharp as a Marble | July 25, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Douglas Adam’s brilliance knows no bounds, eh?
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Hoo-ee! DON’T piss THAT guy off!!
Sharp as a Marble | July 25, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Douglas Adam’s brilliance knows no bounds, eh?
doomhammer | July 25, 2006 at 1:56 pm
First freaks…
doomhammer | July 25, 2006 at 1:56 pm
First freaks…
SoftBlueGlow | July 25, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Oh those pesky Paparazzi!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
doomhammer | July 25, 2006 at 1:57 pm
awww, im the freak arent I.
SoftBlueGlow | July 25, 2006 at 1:57 pm
I see we’re all having some issues with our comments. Glad I’m not the only one.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
mickshell | July 25, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Courtney is more intimidating than him….
Fugurself | July 25, 2006 at 1:59 pm
In the last pic David is crying because the paparazzo called him a biatch.
leahdeadly | July 25, 2006 at 1:59 pm
deja vu, huh?
it looks like it is way too hot to be wearing jeans. Is his shirt pretty sweaty?
sharkbite | July 25, 2006 at 1:59 pm
He looks like such a scuz-bucket. Just dirty and, hell, almost reminds me a little of K-Fed.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
tits_on_snack | July 25, 2006 at 2:02 pm
He has a daughter. Huh. I so don’t care about this guy, and don’t see why anyone else does either. Didn’t he play a retard in one of the Scary Movies?
Morticia | July 25, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Damn he’s fugly!
Morticia | July 25, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Damn he’s fugly!
hopeless_screenwriter | July 25, 2006 at 2:06 pm
The pink shirt is cute. The towel is what scares the fuck out of me. I assure you if I approach you with one of my towels run your ass off, because it weighs about 50 pounds and it’s quite crusty.
jane's eyre | July 25, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Did he think that going out and shouting at the papparazzi was going to make them see the error of their ways, how rude it is to camp out out his house, and what low-life scum they are? puh-leaze.
blueballs | July 25, 2006 at 2:07 pm
#12 He’s not crying, he’s wiping the sand that the putzerazzi kicked in his face.
If he was smart, he would have gotten his baby and some suds and gone out and let them take a few pictures, gotten them drunk, then had them take their pants off and pose for embarassing pics of them blowing each other that david could have taken and used to post up on THE SUPERFICIAL
ImSuicidal | July 25, 2006 at 2:08 pm
Is he crying in the last pic, there’s no crying in paparazzi stomping.
Melissa | July 25, 2006 at 2:08 pm
In that last shot it looks like he ran away crying. Those photogs must have hurt his feelings. :(
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 2:09 pm
My boyfriend can snap the shit out of me with a hand-towel. That could potentially be some scary shit if he knows how to use it.
BTW- First, bitches!
hopeless_screenwriter | July 25, 2006 at 2:09 pm
The pink shirt is cute. The towel is what scares the fuck out of me. If I approach you with my towel run to the hills, because it weighs 50 pounds and is extremely jagged and crusty. I have I name for it. I call it Dirty Filthy Whore!!!
bookakke | July 25, 2006 at 2:10 pm
why is he sweating so much?
SoftBlueGlow | July 25, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Did he have any cool to lose in the first place?
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
hopeless_screenwriter | July 25, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Stop following me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melissa | July 25, 2006 at 2:12 pm
#23 you are so far from first it’s pathetic!
pinky_nip | July 25, 2006 at 2:13 pm
@28: DUH.. She was first, moron, look above.
BTW, one word comes to mind with these pictures: pussy.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 25, 2006 at 2:16 pm
@23 No shit. Getting snapped stings like a mother, and leaves a nice welt, sometimes it can even draw blood.
But have you ever been smacked in the face with a 50 lb. cum rag.
I doubt it.
Congrats on being first.
Your new palinski,
Hopeless (I think)
Fugurself | July 25, 2006 at 2:17 pm
#29 Pinky I’d like to lick ur pussy
jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 2:17 pm
It reminds me of a picture that my friend had from when he was in the first Gulf War–about 300 Iraqi soldiers surrendered to 25 US Marines. so there’s all these dudes just sitting in the sand all obedient and shit and the Marine guys are “keeping order”. My friend Joe said it was weird all these dudes just sitting in the sand not doing anything.
What’s all over Arquette’s shirt?
HolisticWisdomcom | July 25, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Anyone who loves their kids knows that when others try to mess with them, no matter if you are 4’9″ you are going to have a fight on your hands. I think he looks like a Dad who cares and this society needs more of them! Go David! For those of you calling him a pussy, well… perhaps you are not privy to what that is… for help in better understanding this you can take a look at an article or two on women’s sexuality-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/womens-sexual-health.htm
Spindoc | July 25, 2006 at 2:19 pm
This guy should be thanking GOD that his Annorexic Sleastack of a wife made enough money that they can even afford that house. Just be happy they are still out there David, ooops, I mean Mr. Courtney Cox, because as soon as they leave nobody will be tuning into whatever your next crappy project is.
hopeless_screenwriter | July 25, 2006 at 2:25 pm
@32 Fugurself. Very subtle. You are such the charmer, reminds of the line my friend always uses after every one night stand.
Friend: I hope you don’t just think of me as a 1-niter, I’m sure there will be 2 or 3 more times we will get the urge to engage in meaningless fornication.
Very subtle and quite effective.
P.s. You can just tell that pinky has a very tight pussy. A huuuuuge asshole, but a tight pussy. I’d rather eat her ass actually.
Subtle aren’t I?
Hopeless (I think)
jane's eyre | July 25, 2006 at 2:27 pm
Does being “Holistic” mean you don’t shave? Just a random thought.
jrzmommy | July 25, 2006 at 2:28 pm
33–he looks like a dad amped up on some pixie dust. what’s with your annoying plugs for your stupid fucking website and how exactly does David Arquette spazzing out on a beach in Malibu pertain to women’s sexuality? You make as much sense as an acid trip.
chelleann66 | July 25, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Weiner alert
Italian Stallion | July 25, 2006 at 2:33 pm
I hope he doesn’t wear that shirt when he buys his rainbow bumberstickers, they might think he’s a fag………….
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 2:33 pm
#28 – Look at the first post, you dumb whore.
#30 – That’s another thing I was first at – getting smacked in the face with a 50 pound jizz rag. I call it my “woobie.”
francesfarmer | July 25, 2006 at 2:33 pm
The only reason this post makes me laugh is because it reminds me of David/Duey’s character rip off in scary movie when he comes out of his room with a boner after giving himself a blowjob with the vacuum hose
David’s towel says: Wanna get hiiiiiiiigh?
bluecanary | July 25, 2006 at 2:38 pm
He should be glad someone wants to take a picture of anyone in his family. they’re all just has-beens and failures.
PapaHotNuts | July 25, 2006 at 2:38 pm
I think they were playing duck duck goose, all sitting nicely in a circle. When David was repeatedly skipped, he finally grabbed his magic towel, called everybody dummies, and cried his way home. This guy knows how to be a man.
Zanna | July 25, 2006 at 2:41 pm
Who the hell even WANTS a picture of their baby? It’ll bring in what..enough for a 40 and a pack of smokes?
Proteon | July 25, 2006 at 2:42 pm
BOTTOM LINE:
No pictures of his daughter were taken. Haha fuckos.
spatz | July 25, 2006 at 2:42 pm
thats funny cause i dont see any of them with cameras.
he looks like he’s accosting a group of european looking dudes on the beach.
ImSuicidal | July 25, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Maybe he lost his job as the pivot point for their circle jerk!!!
Jacq | July 25, 2006 at 2:45 pm
#41 – I can’t make good desicions when I’m hiiiiigh! Maybe I should smoke…
ER | July 25, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Pink shirt, green shoes, AND rolled up jeans….NICE :( He’s stuck in the 80′s
jane's eyre | July 25, 2006 at 2:46 pm
I always thought David looked a bit like a chipmunk with a mouthful of acorns.