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Hoo-ee! DON’T piss THAT guy off!!
Oh those pesky Paparazzi!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com – Anonymous Confessions
Douglas Adam’s brilliance knows no bounds, eh?
Hoo-ee! DON’T piss THAT guy off!!
Douglas Adam’s brilliance knows no bounds, eh?
First freaks…
First freaks…
Oh those pesky Paparazzi!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
awww, im the freak arent I.
I see we’re all having some issues with our comments. Glad I’m not the only one.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
Courtney is more intimidating than him….
In the last pic David is crying because the paparazzo called him a biatch.
deja vu, huh?
it looks like it is way too hot to be wearing jeans. Is his shirt pretty sweaty?
He looks like such a scuz-bucket. Just dirty and, hell, almost reminds me a little of K-Fed.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
He has a daughter. Huh. I so don’t care about this guy, and don’t see why anyone else does either. Didn’t he play a retard in one of the Scary Movies?
Damn he’s fugly!
Damn he’s fugly!
The pink shirt is cute. The towel is what scares the fuck out of me. I assure you if I approach you with one of my towels run your ass off, because it weighs about 50 pounds and it’s quite crusty.
Did he think that going out and shouting at the papparazzi was going to make them see the error of their ways, how rude it is to camp out out his house, and what low-life scum they are? puh-leaze.
#12 He’s not crying, he’s wiping the sand that the putzerazzi kicked in his face.
If he was smart, he would have gotten his baby and some suds and gone out and let them take a few pictures, gotten them drunk, then had them take their pants off and pose for embarassing pics of them blowing each other that david could have taken and used to post up on THE SUPERFICIAL
Is he crying in the last pic, there’s no crying in paparazzi stomping.
In that last shot it looks like he ran away crying. Those photogs must have hurt his feelings. :(
My boyfriend can snap the shit out of me with a hand-towel. That could potentially be some scary shit if he knows how to use it.
BTW- First, bitches!
The pink shirt is cute. The towel is what scares the fuck out of me. If I approach you with my towel run to the hills, because it weighs 50 pounds and is extremely jagged and crusty. I have I name for it. I call it Dirty Filthy Whore!!!
why is he sweating so much?
Did he have any cool to lose in the first place?
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Stop following me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#23 you are so far from first it’s pathetic!
@28: DUH.. She was first, moron, look above.
BTW, one word comes to mind with these pictures: pussy.
@23 No shit. Getting snapped stings like a mother, and leaves a nice welt, sometimes it can even draw blood.
But have you ever been smacked in the face with a 50 lb. cum rag.
I doubt it.
Congrats on being first.
Your new palinski,
Hopeless (I think)
#29 Pinky I’d like to lick ur pussy
It reminds me of a picture that my friend had from when he was in the first Gulf War–about 300 Iraqi soldiers surrendered to 25 US Marines. so there’s all these dudes just sitting in the sand all obedient and shit and the Marine guys are “keeping order”. My friend Joe said it was weird all these dudes just sitting in the sand not doing anything.
What’s all over Arquette’s shirt?
Anyone who loves their kids knows that when others try to mess with them, no matter if you are 4’9″ you are going to have a fight on your hands. I think he looks like a Dad who cares and this society needs more of them! Go David! For those of you calling him a pussy, well… perhaps you are not privy to what that is… for help in better understanding this you can take a look at an article or two on women’s sexuality-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/womens-sexual-health.htm
This guy should be thanking GOD that his Annorexic Sleastack of a wife made enough money that they can even afford that house. Just be happy they are still out there David, ooops, I mean Mr. Courtney Cox, because as soon as they leave nobody will be tuning into whatever your next crappy project is.
@32 Fugurself. Very subtle. You are such the charmer, reminds of the line my friend always uses after every one night stand.
Friend: I hope you don’t just think of me as a 1-niter, I’m sure there will be 2 or 3 more times we will get the urge to engage in meaningless fornication.
Very subtle and quite effective.
P.s. You can just tell that pinky has a very tight pussy. A huuuuuge asshole, but a tight pussy. I’d rather eat her ass actually.
Subtle aren’t I?
Hopeless (I think)
Does being “Holistic” mean you don’t shave? Just a random thought.
33–he looks like a dad amped up on some pixie dust. what’s with your annoying plugs for your stupid fucking website and how exactly does David Arquette spazzing out on a beach in Malibu pertain to women’s sexuality? You make as much sense as an acid trip.
Weiner alert
I hope he doesn’t wear that shirt when he buys his rainbow bumberstickers, they might think he’s a fag………….
#28 – Look at the first post, you dumb whore.
#30 – That’s another thing I was first at – getting smacked in the face with a 50 pound jizz rag. I call it my “woobie.”
The only reason this post makes me laugh is because it reminds me of David/Duey’s character rip off in scary movie when he comes out of his room with a boner after giving himself a blowjob with the vacuum hose
David’s towel says: Wanna get hiiiiiiiigh?
He should be glad someone wants to take a picture of anyone in his family. they’re all just has-beens and failures.
I think they were playing duck duck goose, all sitting nicely in a circle. When David was repeatedly skipped, he finally grabbed his magic towel, called everybody dummies, and cried his way home. This guy knows how to be a man.
Who the hell even WANTS a picture of their baby? It’ll bring in what..enough for a 40 and a pack of smokes?
BOTTOM LINE:
No pictures of his daughter were taken. Haha fuckos.
thats funny cause i dont see any of them with cameras.
he looks like he’s accosting a group of european looking dudes on the beach.
Maybe he lost his job as the pivot point for their circle jerk!!!
#41 – I can’t make good desicions when I’m hiiiiigh! Maybe I should smoke…
Pink shirt, green shoes, AND rolled up jeans….NICE :( He’s stuck in the 80′s
I always thought David looked a bit like a chipmunk with a mouthful of acorns.