Boy, that’s a headline I never thought I’d write (along with “Britney passes bar exam” and “Oprah in Playboy”). But it just goes to show that some sins come back to haunt you. Stripper Erika Keith has pictures to corroborate her story that she enjoyed a night of passion with David Arquette in 1997, a year after he started dating Courtney Cox. The 32-year-old Keith, now a masseuse, has also passed a lie detector test.
She performed all-nude lap dances for Arquette at an Atlanta, Georgia, club, and slipped him her phone number. Arquette then allegedly met up with her and some friends at a bar the next night for drinking and sex. They ended up back at her apartment where, she says, “We had sex on the floor once, maybe twice. He was a good lover, but it was drunken sex so it was aggressive.” Keith’s claims have been corroborated by a friend, who sat in the former stripper’s lounge while the two had sex.
By all rights David Arquette’s life should consist of working at Bob Evans, smoking copious amounts of pot, and masturbating to The O.C.. But that’s the goddamn thing about fame. You can look like a wet gopher and still have Monica Gellar on one hand and strippers giving you phone numbers in the other. God bless America.
rivercmb | December 9, 2005 at 9:49 am
Why would she even tell that, it was 8 yrs ago! He has a wife and kid now. That just comes off as self-centered attention grabbing.
Gambitgirl | December 9, 2005 at 10:09 am
too right river. this smack os bullshit for 2 reasons.
1. why wait 8 years to say something, even if it is david arquette (which is a good reason to hide it forever).
2. why would he risk losing courtney cox, the only legitimate hottie and decent actress he’ll ever have a shot at, over some dime-a-dozen stripper?
suzy | December 9, 2005 at 10:11 am
EXACTLY!! i agree with the previous posters
PKClover | December 9, 2005 at 10:51 am
Let the good people have their sex. Sex feels good.
MortyFishbein | December 9, 2005 at 12:38 pm
I’m amazed at this. Yeah, it was like 8 years ago. She should have said something then because isn’t that like the last time he was actually famous. I mean now, he just holds ol’ Stegosaurus’ bag when they go to mall. Way to go, Erika! You fucked the B-List equivalent of Al Bundy!
This reiterates what I have always said: STRIPPERS ARE DUMB AS SHIT.
courtney | December 9, 2005 at 1:00 pm
What a dumb slut. Poor Courtney Cox, I hope this doesnt do anything to their relationship, they seem to be one of the last couples left!
Lil old me | December 9, 2005 at 1:08 pm
It was definitely stupid of him to cheat on Courteney because he is lucky to have her but oh well, people make mistakes. For that dumb slut to wait eight years to bring this up is just ridiculous. I really hope they don’t break up because of this. They have such a cute little family!
spacca | December 9, 2005 at 2:54 pm
I think they have failled to realise that the lapdance club was infact a gay bar and the massuse is actually a he-man as nobody in their right mind could find David attractive
BadassFred | December 9, 2005 at 5:53 pm
If they split up do you think would Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox decide to be gay and get married?
Linnea | December 9, 2005 at 6:48 pm
*Sigh* He’s having lots of sex and I’m not. That stings. That stings like the herpes on Paris Hilton’s genitals. And yes, I realize nobody mentioned Paris Hilton but imagining her getting some awful disease is the only thing that gets me through the day now.
apotheosis | December 9, 2005 at 9:00 pm
That pic looks like Bobcat Goldthwait circa Police Academy 3.
BadGoat | December 9, 2005 at 9:39 pm
I never understand why women talk, especially about something that happened 8 years ago. She’s an idiot.
hafaball | December 9, 2005 at 11:10 pm
What was this one about? I kind of vomitted after reading the Oprah in PLayboy joke…something about Patricia Arquette having sex with Monica Lewinsky? That’s cool.
Luigi Novi | December 9, 2005 at 11:10 pm
The 32-year-old Keith, now a masseuse, has also passed a lie detector test.
There’s no such thing. You’re thinking about polygraphs, which are not lie detectors. They measure skin response and pulse only. There is no known technology for detecting lies, for the simple reasons that changes in physiology like heartbeat and pulse are not consistent for all people. In fact, there is NO specific physiological change that accompanies lies. The idea that polygraphs are lie detectors is pseudoscientific.
nikki | December 10, 2005 at 1:26 am
who knows. maybe he told Courtney 7.5 years ago and it’s not an issue.
slinkhard | December 10, 2005 at 5:21 am
‘I never understand why women talk’
Was there a sentence missing there after that, or what? Otherwise, I’m kinda starting to see why women wouldn’t want to talk to you…
sadietolstoy | December 10, 2005 at 6:28 pm
If this guys hadn’t hooked up with Courtney Cox, he’d probably be lucky if he was working dinner theater. I really don’t give a damn what he does.
BadGoat | December 11, 2005 at 11:34 pm
Re Post 16
Let me clarify – What I was referring to is that ‘I don’t understand why women talk’ about their affairs years later; especially when the man is at the present married with children.
I AM a woman Slinkhard, r-e-l-a-x.
slinkhard | December 12, 2005 at 4:34 am
Plenty of guys sell their stories too, even after the female celebrities have married.
But now I have Frankie Goes to Hollywood in my head thanks to you telling me to r-e-l-a-x!
geena | December 12, 2005 at 10:29 am
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like a sleazy stalker? And it’s not like he tries to play it down or anything. Lose the molester mustache, please.
HollyJ | December 12, 2005 at 2:26 pm
WHY is he posing in front of red velvet Damask? Is he at The Mustang Ranch for this photo?
From the look on his face, Courtney is just outside the photo with a pair of pliers clamped onto his anal sphincter.
He looks like a gay redneck.
BadGoat | December 13, 2005 at 12:57 am
Re Post 19
Really Slinkhard? Please give me the name of 5 guys who have sold their stories after affairs with famous women. Prove me wrong, I dare you; I double dare you.
R-e-l-a-x don’t do it…
slinkhard | December 13, 2005 at 5:41 am
Buy any Sunday tabloid paper, there’s always tons from either sex.
BadGoat | December 13, 2005 at 10:59 pm
Hmm.. Okay, I’ll have to check the tabloids.
Olivia | January 29, 2007 at 10:56 am
What are you guys on about. I think Teri was brave to come out with this story, if she didn’t her uncle would have gotten away with everything. Besides what does she need publicity for, Desperate Housewives is a hit, she’s still looking great at 42, she has a beautiful daughter and a good career.And she probably didn’t come out with it before because how was she supposed to know that her uncle was gonna do it to a 14 year old girl.She probably felt embarrassed about it(she probably lived in horror for most of her life after what he did to her), she only came out about it now because she felt that she had to. Teri is amazing, how can you say all this mean stuff about her when she is only trying to do what is right.She is making sure that justice is served and that the 14 year old’s sucicide won’t just be cast aside. And the reason why she is half naked on the cover is because they are trying to sell magazines – hello people! Besides why is she a whore?
Olivia | January 29, 2007 at 10:57 am
What are you guys on about. I think Teri was brave to come out with this story, if she didn’t her uncle would have gotten away with everything. Besides what does she need publicity for, Desperate Housewives is a hit, she’s still looking great at 42, she has a beautiful daughter and a good career.And she probably didn’t come out with it before because how was she supposed to know that her uncle was gonna do it to a 14 year old girl.She probably felt embarrassed about it, she only came out about it now because she felt that she had to. Teri is amazing, how can you say all this mean stuff about her when she is only trying to do what is right.She is making sure that justice is served and that the 14 year old’s sucicide won’t just be cast aside. And the reason why she is half naked on the cover is because they are trying to sell magazines – hello people! Besides why is she a whore?
Olivia | January 29, 2007 at 10:58 am
What are you guys on about. I think Teri was brave to come out with this story, if she didn’t her uncle would have gotten away with everything. Besides what does she need publicity for, Desperate Housewives is a hit, she’s still looking great at 42, she has a beautiful daughter and a good career.And she probably didn’t come out with it before because how was she supposed to know that her uncle was gonna do it to a 14 year old girl.She probably felt embarrassed about it, she only came out about it now because she felt that she had to. Teri is amazing, how can you say all this mean stuff about her when she is only trying to do what is right.She is making sure that justice is served and that the 14 year old’s sucicide won’t just be cast aside. And the reason why she is half naked on the cover is because they are trying to sell magazines – hello people! Besides why is she a whore?
Olivia | January 29, 2007 at 11:00 am
What are you guys on about. I think Teri was brave to come out with this story, if she didn’t her uncle would have gotten away with everything. Besides what does she need publicity for, Desperate Housewives is a hit, she’s still looking great at 42, she has a beautiful daughter and a good career.And she probably didn’t come out with it before because how was she supposed to know that her uncle was gonna do it to a 14 year old girl.She probably felt embarrassed about it, she only came out about it now because she felt that she had to. Teri is amazing, how can you say all this mean stuff about her when she is only trying to do what is right.She is making sure that justice is served and that the 14 year old’s sucicide won’t just be cast aside. And the reason why she is half naked on the cover is because they are trying to sell magazines – hello people! Besides why is she a whore?
Olivia | January 29, 2007 at 11:00 am
What are you guys on about. I think Teri was brave to come out with this story, if she didn’t her uncle would have gotten away with everything. Besides what does she need publicity for, Desperate Housewives is a hit, she’s still looking great at 42, she has a beautiful daughter and a good career.And she probably didn’t come out with it before because how was she supposed to know that her uncle was gonna do it to a 14 year old girl.She probably felt embarrassed about it, she only came out about it now because she felt that she had to. Teri is amazing, how can you say all this mean stuff about her when she is only trying to do what is right.She is making sure that justice is served and that the 14 year old’s sucicide won’t just be cast aside. And the reason why she is half naked on the cover is because they are trying to sell magazines – hello people! Besides why is she a whore?