David and Victoria Beckham try to party with Diddy
March 27th, 2007 // 157 Comments
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veggi | March 27, 2007 at 9:29 am
Yay! She looks terrible!!
YouRang | March 27, 2007 at 9:29 am
Now those are some angry breasts.
veggi | March 27, 2007 at 9:31 am
How can boobs do THAT?
zuzuspetals | March 27, 2007 at 9:32 am
I’ve never seen a guy try so hard to look like he’s not trying hard. “I’m feeling crazy so I’ll just tuck in one side of my really expensive shirt.”
Spock's Left Nut | March 27, 2007 at 9:33 am
Real boobs don’t do that, real women are not orange, and David Beckham really should have done better.
defaultbunny | March 27, 2007 at 9:33 am
god, that woman is just terrifying. she needs to:
1) eat a sandwich.
2) get her real tits back.
you’d think someone with as much money as her would be able to afford a natural looking boob-job rather that those monstrosities.
llllllllll | March 27, 2007 at 9:33 am
David Beckham looks like a fool. He looks like the mushroom character from Mario Brothers.
Spock's Left Nut | March 27, 2007 at 9:34 am
Becks is wearing that hat because he’s got Lord Voldemort living on the backside of his skull.
clairargent | March 27, 2007 at 9:35 am
She is so fucking weird looking. And didn’t he used to be really hot?
schack | March 27, 2007 at 9:35 am
you can’t afford a natural looking boob job unless your tits are big enough to hide the outline of the sacks. which is why boob jobs are so stupid. they only look nice on people who had nice tits to begin with.
Bugman4045 | March 27, 2007 at 9:37 am
For some reason these pictures just make me feel pity for them. I know it isn’t usual Superficial snarkiness, but the two of them look really pathetic.
Jimbo | March 27, 2007 at 9:38 am
Did Victoria piss off the plastic surgeon? He put her boobs on sideways. Or maybe David like them that way so has access to them while laying on his side
jrzmommy♠ | March 27, 2007 at 9:38 am
Well, my David Beckham crush is officially over.
Jimbo | March 27, 2007 at 9:42 am
Where is DanYELL. I have been out of town for a couple of days and now it is so quiet in here. It is kind of scary
wedgeone | March 27, 2007 at 9:45 am
That major side boobage is so strange looking … Why are they pointing out instead of up?
Her plastic surgeon should have his/her license revoked.
And why is she in a perennial state of orange? Having moved to L.A., shouldn’t she have rectified that by now?
edan | March 27, 2007 at 9:45 am
What is that man wearing on his head? Is that a sock hat?
schack | March 27, 2007 at 9:47 am
why don’t YOU be danielle, then, jimbo
schack | March 27, 2007 at 9:47 am
wedgie- she probably got high profile implants on purpose…you know, looking for the fuck-doll look.
veggi | March 27, 2007 at 9:50 am
His blind drunk grandma knitted that for him.
DrPhowstus | March 27, 2007 at 9:50 am
She looks like a japanese video game character. And, by the way, worst…..implants…..ever…..
Oink.
WTFiswrongwithUppl | March 27, 2007 at 9:50 am
Oh look, her nipple rouge is bleeding onto her shirt.
LMFAO@the top pics, those are fucking hilarious!
jrzmommy♠ | March 27, 2007 at 9:51 am
Don’t conjure her up Jimbo.
Carsten5577 | March 27, 2007 at 9:52 am
What’s with the silly negro hat? And she still has a pig nose.
Jimbo | March 27, 2007 at 9:52 am
Sorry
veggi | March 27, 2007 at 9:54 am
first, I was too busy looking at her square side boobs, now I can’t take my eyes off her tit-high leather pants. Scary spice!
Dean | March 27, 2007 at 9:54 am
Her nipples defy evolution. lol
schack | March 27, 2007 at 9:54 am
he’s an athlete and she’s starving to death, which means he eats and sleeps all day when he’s not working out, and she eats vicariously through him, and sleeps while he fucks her. i’m suprised they managed to stay awake through a late dinner.
Jimbo | March 27, 2007 at 9:56 am
Hey Veggi whats up
veggi | March 27, 2007 at 9:58 am
Hey. Good. Other than these two making me feel drunk…
FRIST!!! | March 27, 2007 at 9:59 am
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in WEEKS!!! I LOVE IT!!! I literally was LMAOROTF and everybody who knows me, knows I never EVER use acronyms!!!
jrzmommy♠ | March 27, 2007 at 9:59 am
If you take her neck out of that first picture, she looks like The Floating Head of Death.
New York Pundit | March 27, 2007 at 9:59 am
Well… From the looks of the pics, I see their smack dealer recopped! It must have been hell being on the jones for a day or two waiting on that dime bag of H…
jrzmommy♠ | March 27, 2007 at 10:03 am
And when did he get Manorexia?
Jimbo | March 27, 2007 at 10:04 am
Not drunk, more like the flu. I have the sick feeling in my stomach like I want to blow chucks.
Spock's Left Nut | March 27, 2007 at 10:04 am
Dr. Phowstus: Your comment hit a chord. In the top photo, she looks like Xandir from the Comedy Central series “Drawn Together”:
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/drawn_together/cast/xandir.jhtml
ch474 | March 27, 2007 at 10:05 am
Who’s the zombie with the cauliflower head, and why is Skeletor trying to a)rip it’s head off, or b)put it back on after doing unspeakable things to it?
schack | March 27, 2007 at 10:05 am
sure, jimbo. that’s what they all say.
julyper | March 27, 2007 at 10:05 am
#8 LOL
schack | March 27, 2007 at 10:05 am
hey, are you jiimbo too?
veggi | March 27, 2007 at 10:06 am
cauliflower head! hahaha.
whitegold | March 27, 2007 at 10:07 am
Aww, that’s so cute, they tried to keep up with a Diddy party! Poor innocent kids ;o)
And Victoria’s perky tits look excellent! (but I will admit that a bit of added weight and a more normal skin colour would be beneficial)
ch474 | March 27, 2007 at 10:08 am
Holy crap, those really are the worst implants ever. I like the pants. Too bad all that’s left after the sale was half of one of Beck’s sweaty old workout T’s
veggi | March 27, 2007 at 10:09 am
If Vic’s tits look good, then Paris is disease free. WTF! Are you kidding!!!???
Jimbo | March 27, 2007 at 10:12 am
Her tits look good in one of the wierd sci-fi kind of movies. I bet her nipple move and follow you around the room. And if you look directly at them you will die
veggi | March 27, 2007 at 10:16 am
Then, when she zero’s in on you, her nipples shoot out a lazer that temporarily paralizes you. Mommy, hold me, I’m scared.
jrzmommy♠ | March 27, 2007 at 10:16 am
I think I’m going to print out her picture and use it on my kids….. This is what happens if you don’t pick up your toys….
kamihi | March 27, 2007 at 10:17 am
why is this orange hasbeen even on here, I read this to get away from British celeb trash and there they are on here too – AAAGH is nothing sacred? Gimme some o’ ya homegrown Yank trash!
biatcho | March 27, 2007 at 10:17 am
If you look at her tators head on it’d be like looking at some freak with fucked up eyes… no I’m over here… over here not over there, look at me damn it!
And he is only hot when he is wearing a football kit and preferably in the middle of a Cristiano Ronaldo/Gabriel Heinze Fuck sandwich, his everyday attire is far too faggish.
biatcho | March 27, 2007 at 10:21 am
In that first picture she resembles the lead singer of Spandau Ballet in the “This Much is True” Video. Only he has far more feminine qualities.
fergernauster | March 27, 2007 at 10:21 am
These two silly people can’t hack Hollywood, obviously.
Back over the water you go…