David and Victoria Beckham are officially moving to Los Angeles after David signed a multi-hundred-million dollar deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team. This isn’t particularly interesting, except that it means we’ll be seeing a lot more of Victoria Beckham these days. Which is either really exciting or really annoying depending on your stance on Oompa Loompas.
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(100)Who’s Beckham his agent?It must be a genius.
It may look a great amount what he’s going to earn.But probarly for Victoria it’s just enough for shopping for about a month.After that she wanna make a comeback with the Spicegirls again.
I think Victoria has a over-developed clit…About 4 inches long…
When i’m talking about “clit-slapping”,tears are coming in the eyes of David beckham…
(104)coming up,troll…
(105)I was listening to David his interview.That’s why.
I was wondering,why is Victoria dressed like a ballerina and is David not wearing tights?
In summary :
BigJim is a Canadian pussy ( forgive the oxymoron ), whose sole correct observations are limited to the indisputable facts that Coldplay and Dubya are both retarded.
Canada, and coincidentally, RichPort, are both undeniably, and incurably gay.
Beckham’s got a sweet agent, and little remaining talent. Posh is a comically-dressed, well-used, orange, leather fucksack. But Enrique would do her.
In conclusion, RPLTC! “Cock, it’s not just for breakfast anymore!”
62 All I have to saw to you is that Cannavaro’s piss can keep to the ground where it belongs. Him and rest of the dirty slovenly excuse for the Italian soccer team can enjoy their time as world champions. It doesn’t matter because when they got home their little cheating ring known as Juventus was demoted. You’re OBVIOUSLY right that defending your sister’s honor is much less classy than cheating. Bravo to you.
73, 74 My fiancee and I are expecting our first child in a few months and we’re naming him Zinedine. Does that answer your question?
As for Posh and Becks… they won’t change anything.
great couple!!
WHAT is she WEARING?
Beckham must be some kind of sorry-ass husband to let her out of the house in that insane get-up.
He is so beautiful and she looks like some sort of worried insect.
I wish those two stayed on the other side of the Alantic. Posh Spice does not have enough street-creds….K-Fed has more street-creds than her and that is not saying much. All I hope, I better see Paris Hilton all over Posh ;) -very niiice
A washed-up soccer wank and his Paris Hilton wannabe wife.
Send them back! We have enough scum (English or otherwise) in the country already.
(God, her taste in men and clothes is up her ass!)
that oompa loompa….i’m already sick of her..
meh, we already have enough celebs – we don’t need a washed out soccer player and a oompa loompa!
I agree how ridiculous it is that David Beckham earns more in half a year than some people would dream to have in their lifetime. His family sits on billions of dollars while everyday thousands of people die from starvation and disease. If he gave even a mere 20% of his families yearly income to charities that are set up to help these people, many lives could be saved! If he’s not in for the whole Save-A-Life thing he could give money to scientific research to help reduce global warming and its effects.