David and Victoria Beckham are officially moving to Los Angeles after David signed a multi-hundred-million dollar deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy soccer team. This isn’t particularly interesting, except that it means we’ll be seeing a lot more of Victoria Beckham these days. Which is either really exciting or really annoying depending on your stance on Oompa Loompas.
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Enrique | January 11, 2007 at 12:51 pm
First!!!
BigJim | January 11, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Ha, Ha! Sucks to be you guys. We sent that stupid bitch Celine Dion down there and now the limeys are sending these two fuckwits.
Just goes to show that shit attracts flies.
Seriously, you guys are mostly okay. It’s just your fascist government that’s fucked up.
BigJim | January 11, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Enrique has a small penis.
sikofdis | January 11, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Yeah…”American Futbol” is a real step up from what he’s used to. Now he can deal with half-full stadiums and indiferent fans while his piece-of-shit, talentless wife sucks coc…I Mean Looks For Work!!!
Enrique | January 11, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I knew that one day with enough hard work, perseverance, and a little luck, I would one day reach the pinnacle of superficial commenting and be first to post.
I’d like to thank all my family, my agent, my lovely wife, and most importantly my fans for sticking with me through several failed attempts to be first and my subsequent comments that usually consisted of outbursts of profanity and declarations of “I’d do her” in some form or other.
This is the start of a great new year!!!
Oh, and I’m pretty sure it would take very few beers before I’d do her;)
jazzdrummer420 | January 11, 2007 at 12:55 pm
“I’m a little tea pot short and stout here is my handle now where is my spout…”
WTF is she wearing since when does that become attractive…
Easy now BigJim… you might start a riot over here
Enrique | January 11, 2007 at 12:56 pm
C’mon now SlimJim, that wasn’t very nice, now was it?
mrs.t | January 11, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Now that she’ll be in LA, she and Paris need to combine forces for the ultimate porn adventure: Big Willy, The Wonka Eye, and the Scrawny Oompa Loompa. They just need to find someone to play the part of Big Willy. Richport, are you available?
wedgeone | January 11, 2007 at 1:00 pm
#7 – If you want nice, go to a Britney Spears fan site. We only know sarcasm and anger here.
Does this crazy bitch ever change her hairstyle? Seems like every pic I’ve seen of her in the last 6 months has been the same, except for some goofy clothes. The one she’s got went out when Bill & Hilary left the White House.
I hope that this pic just had bad lighting and that she really isn’t walking around with one leg more orange than the other.
amhi | January 11, 2007 at 1:08 pm
nnnooo
We’ll take her hubby, though. :)
DrunkBlogger | January 11, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Makes sense. If Posh wants to wear dresses like that, this is the place. She has to become anorexic and start talking to herself though. They are the perfect accessories.
ponk | January 11, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I saw a toilet paper dispenser that looked like that once. true story.
Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 1:12 pm
I didn’t know you can make this much,just with soccer.Back in my days after you scored you got a few beers for free back in the mobile canteen of the club.
jrzmommy | January 11, 2007 at 1:12 pm
that is the silliest god dammed dress I’ve ever seen in my life.
carpemundus | January 11, 2007 at 1:19 pm
i think that this might be good. lets wait and see
http://www.carpemundus.com – optimistic
Lowlands | January 11, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Btw how come he has green eyes?
Whammer Jammer | January 11, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Great, just great. Now we’re going to be bombarded with pictures of this worthless, unsmiling twit and her ridiculous clothes shopping in Beverly Hills or Malibu. I understand the Brits love her; what will she do when us American’s don’t swoon all over her? She’s gonna be whining to go back to England.
frenchtoaststix | January 11, 2007 at 1:29 pm
In the words of my testosterone-influenced brothers, I’d hit it. Him, that is. Her, you can put on the top of a music box, since that dress looks utterly ridiculous.
We don’t really give a shit much about soccer over here, so WTF?
jrzmommy | January 11, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I’m going to get myself hired as a contractor on the house they buy and implant little stereo systems that will play at a frequency only picked up by HIM and the message will be “Ditch the stick. Ditch the stick. Ditch the stick.”
Cratylus | January 11, 2007 at 1:33 pm
He’s a well-paid celebrity, and he’s going to trade that to become a nobody with more money? Nobody gives a damn about soccer in the States. What a fool.
downshine | January 11, 2007 at 1:39 pm
the only reason he is coming to LA is because all the other european teams dont think hes worth the money hes demanding. beckham’s game isnt what it used to be and european teams arent willing to pay so much money for a now has-been football player.
that and the beckhams have been trying to spread their fame to the US but have failed miserably. i guess in their desire to sate their egos theyve decided to move to the US. i hope pauly shore ends up being more well known than these two after a few months…
jrzmommy | January 11, 2007 at 1:42 pm
fine, whatever, he’s not worth the money, yaddah yaddah yaddah……….I’ll still fuck him.
jrzmommy | January 11, 2007 at 1:43 pm
and he can bring that hot little Italian piece of ass team mate Fabio Cannavaro with him, too. I’ll do him when I”m done with Becks.
Spindoc | January 11, 2007 at 1:44 pm
#2 Big Jim, Remind me again about Canada’s position on immigration? Oh thats right, it’s a scoring system and you get points for having a college degree, speaking French owning property etc… so you keep out all the rabble. Kinda elitist fascist sounding isn’t it. ;) Don’t think all of us down here are ignorant of Canada. We’ve been WAITING to get you guys back for Corey Hart, Loverboy, and that coffee flavored chocolate bar!
Spindoc | January 11, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Whooops, almost forgot my comment about these two.
Ok, nice to know a fading soccer star can still come to the U.S. we’re like the Hollywood Squares of Soccer, all the has beens end up here. Secondly….and this is a serious question. Does this bitch look at herself before she leaves the house? I’m not even refering to her body which makes her look like a pissed off starving scarcrow, thats a given, but what the fuck is she wearing? It looks like something you’d give a 9 year old really really tacky third world girl for her first communion, same size too.
Seriously, that woman is so outside reality it is bizarre.
BigJim | January 11, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Spindoc:
Don’t forget to fire bomb a church that conducts gay marriages on your way home. Afterwards, you can tour a prison filled with folks who like to smoke the occasional joint.
Then, if you’ve still got the energy, go invade a sovereign nation or two.
George Bush Loves The Cock!
Boogie Monster | January 11, 2007 at 1:52 pm
What the fuck is she wearing? The saddest thing about her outfit is that she probably paid half a mill to look that stupid.
#12 – I believe you because my grandma has one in her bathroom.
jrzmommy | January 11, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Shhhhhh—-just stare at David and everything will be okay…….see, you guys, it’s all better now that David is here.
Pointandlaugh | January 11, 2007 at 2:00 pm
just wait…..in less than a year into his season with the Galaxy, Beckham will realize how little the U.S. cares about soccer, and how empty the stands are, and he’ll go crying back to England, begging Manchester United to take him back.
Truthseeker013 | January 11, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Cool1 Now, whoever their lucky new neighbors are can use her for their Hallowe’en skeleton. Fashionable *and* neighborly.
hotguy | January 11, 2007 at 2:02 pm
#2 go fuck urself sideways with a razor blade. Celine for one aint even on the same screwed up page as sum of these twats. How dare u offend Dion on this supposed homosexual page, HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU. Removes tampon and throws at the dumb fuck. Bitch!
Peter Coffin | January 11, 2007 at 2:04 pm
They must have seen the sun for the first time sometime on vacation.
omelette ze roar | January 11, 2007 at 2:07 pm
I remember being 8 years old, thinking that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
Now she’s just so fake.
QUIT RAPING MY CHILDHOOD, POSH!
D:
Jenna | January 11, 2007 at 2:10 pm
I think this woman is an actual robot. Really, ahve you ever seen anything that looks remotly flexable on her?
Bell91501198 | January 11, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I’d hit it. Victoria that is.
Spindoc | January 11, 2007 at 2:17 pm
#26, Hmmm, please name me which church it was that was firebombed, considering I’ve been a few gay weddings down here and seem to have emerged unscathed. Oh but wait, that would require you to know what you were talking about instead of merely spouting out unsupported rhetoric. While we’re at it, how many baby seals have your hunters clubbed today? Any more Indian Tribes protesting against your government? Oh and lets not forget the crime in your cities that is several times higher than the major cities down here. The fact that Canada has higher reported rates than the United States for breaking and entering, motor vehicle theft and arson sure makes it sound nice, friendly, peaceful and all that touchy feely crap. No why don’t you go kill me a seal and try not to get your house burned down by some roving arsonist before you get it to me. Or would you prefer I ask you in French?
RussianMafia | January 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm
She is clearly his beard.
Sheva | January 11, 2007 at 2:23 pm
How come that stupid anorexic chick is wearing Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress?
And Beck’em, he ain’t worth 250 million playing on any club.
I don’t know who’s writing those checks. How the mighty English captain has fallen.
And please don’t mention Cannavaro’s name in the same post. The man is about as close to God’s act of perfection on earth in the last World Cup.
Forza Italia!
Spindoc | January 11, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I can smell the tanning spray on her all the way through my computer screen.
Mick | January 11, 2007 at 2:28 pm
I like her because she pretty much does what she wants and dress how ever the hell she feels. You guys get so worked up about it. haha.
David Beckham is rather hot though, never really noticed it much before.
lattygirl | January 11, 2007 at 2:32 pm
My only comment is about that dress; the only thing that it reminds me of is one of those birthday cakes where you shove a Barbie doll in a pile of icing.
BigJim | January 11, 2007 at 2:41 pm
Spin:
Go jerk off to your picture of tub girl.
And don’t piss me off or I’ll crank up the Nickleback really loud.
karifarrell | January 11, 2007 at 2:49 pm
#32 No sun….I hear her bed is an actual tanning bed.
Why does she always look plastic? Something is very fucking wrong…
Don’t anyone make fun of me, but I totally LOVE that skirt. I would wear it every day. I just hate it on HER.
RussianMafia | January 11, 2007 at 2:57 pm
She acts like her life is a runway and she is a fashion icon,
she might have been,
but she is toooooo old and orange. Double o whammy.
Also ironically she still gets acne.
Spindoc | January 11, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Tubgirl…good clean fun. As for Nickleback, go ahead, just please, any Brits in here don’t pump up the volume on Coldplay…it smells like Paltrow farts.
BigJim | January 11, 2007 at 3:16 pm
One thing we can agree on. I once heard Coldplay referred to as “Vagina Rock.”
happy_bunny | January 11, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Oh noes :(
biatcho | January 11, 2007 at 3:26 pm
hehehe, and everyone in Manchester just keeps on laughing… what a fucking loser.
Although the only good thing that could come of it is that it will attract more peeps to get into the real football. That and there is a chance they could die in a fiery plane crash on the way to the States.
six to one, half a dozen of the other.
21st century digital boy | January 11, 2007 at 3:44 pm
So, you’re telling me that soccer players actually get paid here?
biatcho | January 11, 2007 at 3:52 pm
They will now, digital boy. no matter how terrible they are apparently!
Fucking Beckham is a one trick pony.