David Tyree: Gay Marriage is The Beginning of ‘Anarchy’

June 16th, 2011 // 230 Comments

Because Tracy Morgan actually realized homophobia is fucking retarded, or at least requires better comedic timing, former New York Giants receiver David Tyree has stepped up by joining forces with the National Organization of Marriage and reminded everyone that some black people are still really religious and surprisingly unable to remember when it was legal to blast them with firehoses for being different. And now to make Republican heads explode because, once again, the colored man has dominated another one of their pastimes. TMZ reports:

During the interview, Tyree is asked about the push to legalize gay marriage in the United States — and says if it happens, “This will be the beginning of our country sliding toward … it’s a strong word, but anarchy.”
To reinforce his point, Tyree says, “You can’t teach something that you don’t have … so two men will never be able to show a woman how to be a woman.”
And the kicker, Tyree — who’s black — says, “How can marriage be marriage for thousands of years and now all the sudden because a minority, an influential minority, has a push or agenda … and totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country.”

An agenda that “totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country.” Interesting logic because you know what else our country wasn’t founded on? Letting black people speak, vote, look at white women and/or generally walk around freely without a pair of shackles on. But, no, you’re right, they totally had it figured out back then.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Intifada

    Tyree is modeling the same prejudice of the people who would call him a stupid fucking nigger. I wouldn’t say that, mind you, but some would.

  2. bitingontinfoil

    Sorry, but when was this person last relevant? BTW: Didn’t black ppl come up w/the term “on the DL” basically meaning black men who like the stiff hard one but wont admit it? Like…hmmmm..Chris Brown for example?

  3. David Tyree
    dragonaut
    Commented on this photo:

    Your attempt to equate the suffering of blacks with the petty whining of people that want to fuck each other in the ass is a fucking travesty and an insult to those who were lynched, hosed, and treated like animals because of their color. It is people like you and the other squeaky wheels in the gay mob that make the rest of us sick of the “plight” of gays. Last I heard, it was a “civil right” to be able to disagree with the opinions of others, whereas diseased, disgusting, bath-house behavior was’nt one of the topics of the bill of rights. I am sick to death of the accusations of “bigotry” and “homophobia” if someone does’nt cheerlead the gay lifestyle. Homosexuality is STILL considered immoral and filthy by the VAST majority of the planet, and you guys are going to have to get used to that fact.
    I am a “live and let live” kind of guy, but I have had enough of these “victim” groups and their constant attempts to equate their alternate lifestyle to the genuine civil rights struggles of blacks. Enough.

  4. Carla V.

    “An agenda that “totally reshapes something that was not founded in our country.” Interesting logic because you know what else our country wasn’t founded on? Letting black people speak, vote, look at white women and/or generally walk around freely without a pair of shackles on. But, no, you’re right, they totally had it figured out back then.”

    Once again, out of the ballpark, Fish, total WIN…. can I dry-hump you now ;)

  5. Burt

    You’d think those religious nutjobs would be for gay marriage since it’s a sure way to stop gay couples from having sex. ;)

    • Yitzchak

      LOL! Though I will say that I’m not anywhere close to being gay married, and I haven’t been touched by another man in 20 months. :-(

  6. Chris Torvik

    If a poop shute were made for sex, then sperm would come out of it – not sh*t.

    • Yitzchak

      Seriously? In that case, what is a vagina made for since sperm doesn’t come out of that, either?

    • Mr. Awesomepants

      Well it’s a good thing that heterosexual couples never have anal sex. Or oral sex, for that matter.

  7. XYZ

    MARRIAGE = invention of the church/organized religion in order to have a better control of the sheeple. And Tyree is obviously a retard, I dont see why everybody is in flames over him. Dont waste ur time and energy on a moron like him.

    • Yitzchak

      You’re totally right (especially that part about organized religion and sheeple), but this gay man is not going to lie: dude is hot!

  8. XYZ

    Besides, who are the 1st to attack gay ppl? CLOSETED GAY PPL. Maybe Tyree is one of them, nothing unusual, on the contrary, especially in the world of football.

    • Carrie

      I’ve said for years that Fred Phelps (founder of the Westboro Baptist Church) is in the closet and just pissed he’s too much of a pansy to join everybody on the other side of the door.

  9. Magnus

    Democracy-government by the people; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents under a free electoral system.

    In case you didn’t know. Get mad at him all you want it is his opinion and his “vote” thank god I live in a country where he is allowed to do that. If you hate it then don’t vote for it. Personally I’d rather the government was not involved in Marriage at all. It’s just a Tax racket. So the “gay’s” are fighting to be taxed and here I thought they were supposed to be witty and smart. Uh, guess not. I wish they would ban hetero unions so I wouldn’t have to file jointly or pay the state to let me join with the one I love or have to file paperwork to dissolve my name and prior status or in some states take a blood test or have to fill out a long questioner.

    The irony here is that they are fighting for a title when normally don’t they hate titles? ie Gay, homo, queer, dike what have you . Seems like they have a problem with their priorities, they should make up a new name for what they have and not let straight people do whatever that is and then everyone would be happy.

  10. Jester

    Wah Wah Wah, Fuck off and die you degenerates. Homosexuals want marital rights not for access to pull the plug in the hospital when their “Partner” keels over. Homosexuals are selfishly driven to ruin the true sanctity of Marriage to further the liberal quest of tearing down the fabric of community in the United States. Homosexuals have some sort of deranged need for public acceptance all the while acting out in a manner that horrifies the rest of the country (See Gay Pride Parades, Gay Day at Disney) and ultimately are the unwitting “Useful Idiots” of the Marxist agenda liberals in this country. Fuck off an die marxist liberal degenerates, we’re on to your endgame.

    • Diana

      wah wah wah, they are ruining my ”holy marriage”!
      I can just picture you rocking a chair with a banjo in one hand and a rifle on the other one, you big stinky redneck. is that prejudice? of course it is. that is exactly what you are doing by talking about ”all homosexuals wanting marital rights to ruin the true sanctity of marriage” true sanctity, really? marriage is not firstly about religion, but about two (sometimes more) people loving each other and wanting to commit. every country and every religion may address it differently. when millions of people ”bow to be with each other until death do them part” and then divorce the next year they are ruining the sanctity of marriage. ”fabric of community in the United States, really? same sex marriage is something that concerns – WORLDWIDE.
      I am not saying that a lot of gay people do seek a lot of attention but I can just tell you about myself. I love my girlfriend, we lead normal -under the radar, no parades, no fuss- lives. we just want to continue to love and care for each other and we are certainly not hurting anyone in the process. why can’t we get married? fuck off and die, you big ugly redneck.

  11. Jester

    Two days in a row of liberal spew, this could spell the end of my support for your bullshit Fish. Suck a dick.

  12. TracyJ

    Let he who has not sinned throw the first stone.
    They guy is probably gay anyway. His opinion sure is queer.

  13. kimmykimkim

    I don’t care who this guy is, what color he is or what he does for a living. The fact is the definition of the word “anarchy” is without government, without control/order. So I don’t get how the government passing or not passing a law could be anarchy. But whatever, this guy seems like an idiot so I’m not putting stock into what he says. But what I really don’t get is why it seems that some people on here who I am assuming are black based on what they’re saying about white guilt, white people, whatever the fuck – why do you guys sometimes seem to want to perpetuate more racism? What year is this? Why are people still fighting over race? Jesus Christ, everybody! Celebrate your diversity! Learn to appreciate other peoples cultures (Im talking to all humans here.) And those of you who have a problem with gay people, seriously get over it because one day YOU might have a gay family member, a gay son or daughter. And when its you’re very own flesh and blood, everything changes, and maybe that could help u learn to love. Yes I know this is the superficial n I should get deep about it somewhere else but whatever. I was not raised to be prejudice and guess what you guys! Born and raised in Texas. There just needs to be more love and acceptance in this world. And so as to not leave this post without a stupid comment, I would like to say, in the words of Mr. Slippyfist from South Park, we’re “all pink on the inside.”

  14. Joltin' Django

    I wonder how many folks who’re so hot and bothered for gay marriage are also in favor of polygamy. I mean, the argument for gay marriage, i.e, that it’s wrong to deny two people who love each other – and who happen to be the same gender – the same rights as heterosexuals, surely extends to THREE (or four or five …) people who love each other, right? If not, why?! The concept of plural marriage has been around a WHOLE hell of a lot longer than gay marriage … so, again, if you favor gay marriage, you favor plural marriage, too, n’est-ce pas? I’m waiting for a cogent argument as to why one is good (gay marriage), and one is bad (plural marriage). I have a feeling I’ll be waiting a long time — at least for the cogent part.

  15. rachel

    I appreciate that you support gays, but sometimes I find the juxtaposition of pro-gay rhetoric and sexist jokes disturbing. I know that we come here for jokes about breasts and for gossip, but I sometimes think that women are considered an appropriate target while other groups are not.

  16. David Tyree
    Paco
    Commented on this photo:

    If we were in 1850 you would be picking cotton.

  17. LEB

    If black people value marriage so much, then why are they as an American demographic the LEAST likely to get married and MOST likely to have children out of wedlock?

  18. Jack

    You gay men need to check your panties and see if you still have balls. This is ridiculous. Gays just go find a deserted island and move, then do whatever the hell it is you want to do over there. Go somewhere else with all your bitching. Hunned.

  19. NightmareCentral

    Blacks are the most homophobic race.

  20. Marc Freden

    The prediction was anarchy…so said former NY Giants Superbowl star David Tyree. He was talking about the results of the hotly contested gay marriage bill which just passed in New York, granting the right to gays the nation over to…God forbid…tie the knot. Just what could he mean by anarchy? Could he mean the national rush of drag queens to Kleinfeld Bridal—of television reality fame—to ‘say yes to the dress’? Did he mean that traditional brides would have to plan that much further in advance as all the good ballrooms of Manhattan will be scooped by the double income no kids, DINKs, flush with cash and desire to outdo the last do? Or is it something simpler, like public displays of affection springing up everywhere—handholding, kisses goodbye? I dare ask, has Tyree ever walked through Chelsea? If it means anarchy…bring it on. The last time I understood true anarchy was during the LA Riots where people of Tyree’s own ethnicity took to the streets to burn what they could to…I guess…make a point and scare a nation. Fears not Tyree, gays are scared of fire—too much product in our hair makes us more combustible than the average straight guy. There will be no burnings in the streets.

  21. Mp

    Let me start with I am a die hard giants fan. Infact I am wearing one of my Giants shirts right now. That being said what was he thinking? Putting aside that he is a retired athlete, he is african american no minority should EVER complain about a group getting a legally recognized right

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