David Schwimmer And Zoe Buckman’s Daughter Just Scored Two Christmases

After almost seven years of marriage, David Schwimmer and his photographer wife, Zoe, are “taking some time apart”. Being one of the few Hollywood relationships that doesn’t make you want to sanitize your eyeballs, this is pretty sad news. It’s been a classy, decade-long run for the couple and they will surely be missed by the “Friends: Where Are They Now” gallery writers and people who hide from the brutality of the present by obsessively watching reruns of 1990’s shows.

Even though this was both Schwimmer (50) and Buckman’s (31) first marriage, they’re handling the public split like pros and it’s utterly heartbreaking. They told US Weekly:

It is with great love, respect and friendship that we have decided to take some time apart while we determine the future of our relationship… Our priority is, of course, our daughter’s happiness and well being during this challenging time, and so we ask for your support and respect for our privacy as we continue to raise her together and navigate this new chapter for our family.

No one knows what lead to the couple calling it quits, but I can only assume that the Schwim-dog is ready to start rolling in poon after he made Robert Kardashian not look like such a scumbag in “The People V. OJ Simpson”.