David Hasselhoff Tried To Slide Across KITT While Dressed As Captain Hook. It Didn’t Work.

November 16th, 2012 // 34 Comments

“Have you tried thinking about cheeseburgers, Michael?”

Because Armageddon is upon us and because we can, here’s David Hasselhoff in character as Captain Hook mounting KITT in London yesterday. Which is really all I should have to say to sell this post, but fine, you forced it out of me: These faces. Just look at these faces. It’s like watching bourbon personify itself with pure wonder.

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. tlmck

    The car has my sympathy.

  2. He lost all his momentum when he saw there was no cheeseburger on the other side.

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    Well this show seems like a confused hot mess.

  4. Sweet Jesus I feel bad for KITT? So they don’t service KITT? Bald dangerous tires,mud ,and dents on car. Please “Hoff” drive KITT on a mountain curve, we would be all happier!

  5. Sheppy

    OOooooooh :(
    From the title I was expecting him to slide across, fall off the end and land on his face.
    Disappointed.

  6. Kodos

    Does KITT have the ‘ejection seat’ option, like Bond?

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      If so, I hope the roof doesn’t open.

      This may be the most screwed-up photo on this site that doesn’t involve a Lohan, the Jersey Whores or a Kardashian.

      Off to the bar. It’s a weekend.

  7. “Great. Now I’m gonna have to hear it again from the General Lee. ‘Oh, Schneider and Wopat didn’t get all fat. They can still slide across easy. Your guy sucks.’ Thanks again, ASSelhoff.”

  8. Kitt has definitely seen better days, and so has The Hoff.

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    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Wouldn’t the hook have to face inward to be of any use? Eh, what difference does it make…. this guy is useless with 2 hands and 2 feet anyway.

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Aaargh, shiver me paint job!!”

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    Smapdi
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    “Hey fellas, can I keep the wig for the night? And do you have it in a merkin?”

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey everybody, this Peter Pan production is more fun than a bottle of gin and a bag of cheeseburgers!”

  13. eh

    No means no, Michael.

  14. Elton J.

    Did KITT shrink?

  15. El Jefe

    Poor KITT, what did he do to deserve this?

  16. “Michael, don’t screw this up for me. This is all I have left now that they killed off my character on Grey’s Anatomy.”

  17. KARR

    KITT did not survive intact.

  18. “Michael. Get the fuck off me Michael.”

  19. The Royal Penis

    The car is a more worthwhile human that he is.

  20. Are we sure that’s not Weird Al?

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    Actually kind of awesome. In the douchiest sense of the word awesome

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    Commented on this photo:

    I just shat out a car!

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    Beer Baron
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    He looks like he needs a “Floor Burger” right about now.

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    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, who want’s to lay odds he gets drunk and does himself an injury with that hook?

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    The collective "meh"
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    He needs the three “Bs”.
    Booze,Bathroom and Burger King.

  26. Andy

    MANCHESTER!!! IT WAS MANCHESTER

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    Fishballs
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    Give him some confetti and he’s Rip Taylor.

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mother of god, my balls are itchy…. “

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    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    “Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Captain Knight Hook, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of Drunken Debauchery, Nude Cheese Photography, Molestation of Small Furry Animals, in a world of paparazzi who operate above the law. “

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    yumm
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought that’s Brooke Shields.. no joke .

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