David Hasselhoff Tried To Slide Across KITT While Dressed As Captain Hook. It Didn’t Work.

“Have you tried thinking about cheeseburgers, Michael?”

Because Armageddon is upon us and because we can, here’s David Hasselhoff in character as Captain Hook mounting KITT in London yesterday. Which is really all I should have to say to sell this post, but fine, you forced it out of me: These faces. Just look at these faces. It’s like watching bourbon personify itself with pure wonder.

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