“Have you tried thinking about cheeseburgers, Michael?”
Because Armageddon is upon us and because we can, here’s David Hasselhoff in character as Captain Hook mounting KITT in London yesterday. Which is really all I should have to say to sell this post, but fine, you forced it out of me: These faces. Just look at these faces. It’s like watching bourbon personify itself with pure wonder.
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The car has my sympathy.
He lost all his momentum when he saw there was no cheeseburger on the other side.
Well this show seems like a confused hot mess.
Sweet Jesus I feel bad for KITT? So they don’t service KITT? Bald dangerous tires,mud ,and dents on car. Please “Hoff” drive KITT on a mountain curve, we would be all happier!
Not Mud! That’s the WORST!
Sorry I was wrong. Zoom in and its rust (:
OOooooooh :(
From the title I was expecting him to slide across, fall off the end and land on his face.
Disappointed.
Does KITT have the ‘ejection seat’ option, like Bond?
If so, I hope the roof doesn’t open.
This may be the most screwed-up photo on this site that doesn’t involve a Lohan, the Jersey Whores or a Kardashian.
Off to the bar. It’s a weekend.
“Great. Now I’m gonna have to hear it again from the General Lee. ‘Oh, Schneider and Wopat didn’t get all fat. They can still slide across easy. Your guy sucks.’ Thanks again, ASSelhoff.”
Kitt has definitely seen better days, and so has The Hoff.
Wouldn’t the hook have to face inward to be of any use? Eh, what difference does it make…. this guy is useless with 2 hands and 2 feet anyway.
“Aaargh, shiver me paint job!!”
“Hey fellas, can I keep the wig for the night? And do you have it in a merkin?”
“Hey everybody, this Peter Pan production is more fun than a bottle of gin and a bag of cheeseburgers!”
No means no, Michael.
Did KITT shrink?
Poor KITT, what did he do to deserve this?
“Michael, don’t screw this up for me. This is all I have left now that they killed off my character on Grey’s Anatomy.”
KITT did not survive intact.
“Michael. Get the fuck off me Michael.”
The car is a more worthwhile human that he is.
*than
Are we sure that’s not Weird Al?
Actually kind of awesome. In the douchiest sense of the word awesome
I just shat out a car!
He looks like he needs a “Floor Burger” right about now.
OK, who want’s to lay odds he gets drunk and does himself an injury with that hook?
He needs the three “Bs”.
Booze,Bathroom and Burger King.
MANCHESTER!!! IT WAS MANCHESTER
Give him some confetti and he’s Rip Taylor.