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Here’s David Hasselhoff performing at something called G-A-Y London which I naturally assume is some sort of club where they hold Fantasy Football draft parties. I guess I could use someone else’s computer to actually look up this place and find out what it really is, but that would require effort and also violate a promise I made to my counselor during prayer group. Right about now you may be thinking to yourself “Geez, this sounds kinda homophobic.” You’re probably Ryan Murphy. But there’s a good chance that you also haven’t seen this pic where for one horrifyingly sober moment, The Hoff realizes that he agreed to do a show where he’s not going to get paid and he’s probably going home with swollen prostate again.
The Hoff: I can take about an hour on the tower of power, long as I gets a little golden shower. Oh god, oh god I’m so fantastic, now thanks to Freddie I’m a sexual spastic.
haha nice zappa/bobby brown reference!
i knew you’d be surprised….
Ugh. There’s nothing worse than a drag queen without her wig.
“I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious.”
In fairness, after waking from an alcoholic coma and finding himself in a gay nightclub the Hoff probably just assumed he was back in Germany.
I guess Karl Lagerfeld had that ugly daughter after all.
David Hasselhoff – “But can I dodge ejaculate?”
Trannies – “With that full-length leather trench coat, you won’t have to…”
“Cum on me if you want to live…”
This is exactly how I remember Baywatch.
I guess people will mess with the Hoff after all, for the right price…I guess? You call this performance art? WTF?
This version’s going to have its own rendition of the Matrix’s renowned bullet-dodging scene, except Hoff will be bending over forward in slow motion and there’s no backside to that coat and those pants.
Love the shot of all the trannies beating him with their wigs.
Don’t quite understand what’s going on here except that it’s all GAY.
Well, at least it’s good to see the Chris Kattan is finding work. Do you think he just tells his parents that he’s still on SNL?
O come on Hoff, if you are gonna come out, then at least come out with guys that make Tara Reid look hot.
Snooki, Octomom scars, now Hoff w/trannies . . . need Swanepoel and/or Hunziker photos, stat!
eh, all we need now is “More Cowbell!:
“Morpheus, when you said you’d show me how deep the rabbit hole went, I really didn’t think rabbit hole meant ass-pussy.”
OK…soooo….which one is David Hasselpoff ??
i don’t know which scares me the most.. pre or post-op barbie
Not Khloe on the right?
Hasta la vista, libido.
damn, the hoff must need his booze money pretty bad to do a gig like this.
but, i guess when you need money that bad- dignity does not exist.
That place actually looks like it would be a fun time.
“I know Butt Fu.”
“Oh, but I need some time off from that emotion. Time to pick my burger off the floor…”
How did David Hasselhoff wind up in Robert Palmer’s nightmare?
“Fuck you, asshole. Oh, no—I didn’t mean that literally!”
Frankenstein meets perez Hilton?
FrankenHoff
He might get real drunk and then try for their weenies
Ah, so there IS going to be a third Sex and the City film after all…
Do you think he’s dumb enough to think he’s working with girls ?
He’s commando and pantless in this picture
Getting ready to be filmed eating drunk, only this time its hot dogs.
i hope the machines win.
Skynet’s gonna go live any time now, I know it.
Those “performers” look diseased and sadistic. Hoff might just have a real good time
This place is gayer than a Freddie Mercury revival concert
“Fistin’. Fistin’. Everybody feeling great.
Everybody is fistin’… fistin’… fistin’ the night away!”
Fisting for Jesus.
OMG thats disturbing
assbag says what?
Isn’t the phrase “Gay Matrix” a teensy bit redundant?
“Yeah, I know Kung Foo! She’ll be onstage at nine. And she says your tits look like bricks duct taped to a shaved bear.”
Really though guys, gay people are just like straight people. No differences at all. Nothing at all to justify any sort of non-standard treatment.
when you’re close to sixty it means yyou can easily drop dead just any second.
……………..SO LET’S WELCOME THE MIDLIFE CRISES!!!
“So how do I tuck this thing?”
Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won’t
if those were actually chicks surrounding him, this would have reached badass levels of epic proportions
Which one of the”girls” gets to use the strap – on first , oh , wait , they don’t need strap – ons !
Why is Sarah Jessica Parker there on the left?