David Hasselhoff is The Gay Matrix Now

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Here’s David Hasselhoff performing at something called G-A-Y London which I naturally assume is some sort of club where they hold Fantasy Football draft parties. I guess I could use someone else’s computer to actually look up this place and find out what it really is, but that would require effort and also violate a promise I made to my counselor during prayer group. Right about now you may be thinking to yourself “Geez, this sounds kinda homophobic.” You’re probably Ryan Murphy. But there’s a good chance that you also haven’t seen this pic where for one horrifyingly sober moment, The Hoff realizes that he agreed to do a show where he’s not going to get paid and he’s probably going home with swollen prostate again.

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