David Harbour Likes a Gal Who Can Suck Down a Hoagie

Turns out David Harbour is into some freaky food stuff. The Stranger Things star opened up to Women’s Health about what he looks for in a girl and let’s just say he’s not the type of guy to go for your run of the mill Hollywood skeezer. Naa… this guy likes deep thinkers with deep stomachs.

“I think about the sexuality of various generations, and I feel like we’re getting less sexy. I look back to the ’70s and ’80s and of course we always want to see a beautiful body, but there’s something about showing the sexuality of someone who lives their life, somebody who knows how to eat a sandwich, who occasionally lets this kind of demon out of them—I want more of that. Those are the people I find sexy. I want to bring love handles and eating sandwiches back.” (from Women’s Health)

If eating a sandwich is what David Harbour identifies as a demon being let out, then I might as well be Regan MacNeil. I do side with what he’s saying here though. I’ve dated ladies that weren’t “eaters” and while it made dinner dates a lot cheaper, it sucked to not be able to mutually hog out on crab rangoon before having the kind of sex where you both have to hold in farts the whole time from all the cream cheese that’s pressure cooking inside your bowels. That’s my favorite.

I like David Harbour. He’s got this Jack Nicholson vibe to him that will surely land him the lead when they remake The Shining… which will happen because nothing is fucking sacred anymore. He’s also into real women which makes me respect him more.