Ever since Gillian Anderson announced she’d broken up with her longtime boyfriend, rumors have been circulating this week that she’s already shacked up with David Duchovny even though David Duchovny lives in a porn dungeon. Except now his rep is denying they’re dating which means we’re not going to get to see a half-alien baby or whatever the hell their kid was on the show, so let’s go with Porpoise Boy. It was a Porpoise Boy. Celebuzz reports:
“It is not true,” his rep told Celebuzz exclusively on Thursday.
The rumors first surfaced on Wednesday, when Celebrity Dirty Laundry published a story claiming that Duchovny and Anderson “have been in a serious relationship for some time now, and she and her children are shacking up with the Californication actor” in Los Angeles.
If there’s one thing Fox Mulder taught us, it’s never trust us the “official statement.” And if there’s another thing he taught us, it’s that watching porn all the time doesn’t make your wife want to start having sex with you again. Even if you surprise her with it in the shower. “Hey, honey, check out this great recipe I found online. You’re gonna love- Wait, this isn’t a cooking video… Kinda hot though, huh? And now you’re crying. Goddammit.”