Are Mulder & Scully Doing It?

August 10th, 2012 // 40 Comments

Ever since Gillian Anderson announced she’d broken up with her longtime boyfriend, rumors have been circulating this week that she’s already shacked up with David Duchovny even though David Duchovny lives in a porn dungeon. Except now his rep is denying they’re dating which means we’re not going to get to see a half-alien baby or whatever the hell their kid was on the show, so let’s go with Porpoise Boy. It was a Porpoise Boy. Celebuzz reports:

“It is not true,” his rep told Celebuzz exclusively on Thursday.
The rumors first surfaced on Wednesday, when Celebrity Dirty Laundry published a story claiming that Duchovny and Anderson “have been in a serious relationship for some time now, and she and her children are shacking up with the Californication actor” in Los Angeles.

If there’s one thing Fox Mulder taught us, it’s never trust us the “official statement.” And if there’s another thing he taught us, it’s that watching porn all the time doesn’t make your wife want to start having sex with you again. Even if you surprise her with it in the shower. “Hey, honey, check out this great recipe I found online. You’re gonna love- Wait, this isn’t a cooking video… Kinda hot though, huh? And now you’re crying. Goddammit.”

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  1. michaelsheen

    Doubtful. They hated each other the whole time on The X-Files.

    • Confusus

      On the other hand, why not? It’s not like either has a thriving career right now.

      Even if they aren’t knocking boots, spreading such a rumor reminds us they still exist. Fake publicity is better than no publicity.

    • Chelsea

      You’ve obviously never experience the raw hot power of hate fucking, sir.

    • Stupid

      Bullshit to that reply. They cared for each other deeply. You know shit about The X-Files.

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    moopy
    Commented on this photo:

    she is beautiful!!

  3. Probably. They need to do something to get attention. I thought the chick passed away years ago.

  4. meh

    Maybe 15 years ago this would have been something, but now they’re both old!

  5. vgrly

    I ship it.

  6. Cressida

    “Are Mulder & Scully Doing It?”

    Yep.

  7. Dan Quayle

    Alien therapy unto again

  8. CranAppleSnapple

    I thought she liked the ladies?

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    She’s still pretty damn hot.

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    shankyouverymuch
    Commented on this photo:

    Scull-Fucky has MASS armpit juice going on- big congrates!!!

  11. Carla

    I was about to click on the Deadeyes Stewart post to enjoy theTwitard troll jizz show the comments have become, but then I saw this and FUCK YES! Mulder & Skully wet dream nostalgia here I come!!!

  12. Big Z

    Always had the idea that “Piper” was the daughter of DD .. who else?

  13. Scott

    I liked her better as a redhead.

  14. El Jefe

    So basically this is the geriatric version of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis?

    • Except David Duchovny. has an MA from Yale. But hey, Kutcher found two sticky Skittles in the crack of his car seat which is practically the same thing.

      • El Jefe

        That is completely irrelevant to the comparison I was making. Secondly his degree from Yale means nothing in his current career and is not necessary for his job. Ashton probably makes more money and is definitely more famous despite being the douchebag that he is.

      • Stupid

        I think there are more X-Files fans out there than whatever Kutcher & Kunis have put together in total, which is squat.

    • jedi bro

      I think the difference is that I actually give a shit about Gillian Anderson.

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    Chelsea
    Commented on this photo:

    I would have let this man do anything to me 15 years ago and looking at these pictures today, nothing has changed. Well, except than I was 12 back then and wouldn’t have known what to do with him. But I’m grown now, David!

    …Yep, I’m desperate.

  16. Gillian Anderson David Duchovny Dating Rumors
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    Her dress was definitely not made by Mennen.

  17. Devilish Diva

    She’s gotten better with age and he…well, um…not so much.
    Besides, isn’t he a sex addict?

  18. Diva

    He s gotten better with age she well, um. Not so much. Besides, isn t she a LESBIAN. LOL

    • Carla

      Who let their drunk ass “diva” mom on here? I can just hear her “LOL”-ing at her all-caps “LESBIAN” “dishing” as she texts the “gals” from church to come see what a “hoot” she’s having.

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    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    In a rare moment of honesty, I would like say I’m actually impressed by her acting.

    Oh, and MILF!

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    InkyBlack
    Commented on this photo:

    So it’s true, too much porn does make you go blind.

    Fuck.

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    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    The truth is in there.

  22. Veronica

    I bet they do it doggy style so they can both watch X-Files!

  23. mick

    God, that dude is looking more & more like an old paedophile every day…he’s nasty-lookin now.

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    O'chunt
    Commented on this photo:

    Scully is always welcome in my house. Always.

  25. baja

    psssssssssssst:JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND ASK HER.

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    Rory
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks amazing!

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