David Cassidy Arrested For DUI

November 4th, 2010 // 11 Comments
David Cassidy Mug Shot

If you’re wondering why your mom’s been frantically baking a cake with a file in it all morning, former teen heartthrob David Cassidy was arrested for DUI last night. Except he claims he’s innocent despite botching two breathalyzers. TMZ reports:

David’s rep, Jo-Ann Geffen, tells TMZ … the former teen idol admits he did take a pain pill for his back earlier in the day — and may have been tired from an early morning funeral he had to attend — but he definitely wasn’t drunk.
Cassidy is also disputing the results of the two breathalyzer tests he took at the time of arrest — in which he blew a 0.139 and 0.141 — insisting his true blood alcohol content was not properly measured.

Ah, the old “I took a Vicodin on my way home from a funeral” excuse. Clearly, David is an amateur drunk-driver because that’s never going to get you of a breathalyzer. Which is why I always go with, “AIDS, officer. I have AIDS. And this gin’s medicinal.”

Works every time.

Photos: Splash News


  1. Wow i rem when he was on more teen mag covers than that bitch bieber is today. Was so hot for his sister on the PF. Well he dont look too bad. Yeah carry around mouthwash and blame that. Love how he tries to equivocate on how drunk he was cos his breath had more alcohol than his blood. Lmao, still a n00b at 60.

  2. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    I wouldn’t mind giving this one a rectal exam.

  3. fester

    A better defense would have been, “Of course I’m drunk. How else am I supposed to live with being David FUCKING Cassidy?” then immediately puking on the arresting officer’s shoes.

  4. Sunshine

    He doesn’t look too bad for being 60. I’d hit it, if he’s not gay. He sort of looks like a gay metro-sexual in the photo, but I think it is just because he is stink o.

  5. You can see the depths of his soul through his flared nostrils. And it’s dark in there.

  6. Anal Leakage


  7. Rough unites the "internets"

    Back problem? grow up dude, and lose the weight…

  8. Ash Bones

    I’d bang his daughter..

  9. Crabby Old Guy

    “I woke up in jail this morning…I woke up in jail this morning…I woke up in jail – with you on my mind.”

    Come on, everybody – just like a big rock show!

  10. See Alice

    Look at me officer I’ve hit the wall . Can you blame me for drinking ?

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