David Boreanaz is Romantic

Coming off the heels of admitting he cheated on his wife, an actress [Ed. Picture here.] is now suing David Boreanaz for sexual harassment over claims he acted exactly like I do on every single one of my dates. Wait, what? Let me see that. TMZ reports:

The suit also claims David was driving with Kristina in September, 2009 and told her he was “the boss” and that he could “make things happen for her.”
The suit claims David then parked his car, and “attempted to kiss her and touch her breasts but she pushed him away.” The suit then alleges Boreanaz “unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and began stroking it until he ejaculated.
Another encounter allegedly occurred with Hagan in David’s trailer on September 29, according to the docs. Once again Hagan claims Boreanaz grabbed, kissed, and fondled her — and then “masturbated in front of her.”

So David Boreanaz is a serial masturbater. Neat. On that note, someone needs to get him together with Mel Gibson so he can teach him a thing or two about stress relief. “See, Mel? I didn’t immediately ignite in hellfire and I don’t feel like breaking shit in a violent rage. Even better? This chick technically can’t press charges for rape and not just because she won’t get to be Special Agent #3 on next week’s Bones. It’s practically Biblical.”

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