David Boreanaz is Romantic

July 22nd, 2010 // 41 Comments

Coming off the heels of admitting he cheated on his wife, an actress [Ed. Picture here.] is now suing David Boreanaz for sexual harassment over claims he acted exactly like I do on every single one of my dates. Wait, what? Let me see that. TMZ reports:

The suit also claims David was driving with Kristina in September, 2009 and told her he was “the boss” and that he could “make things happen for her.”
The suit claims David then parked his car, and “attempted to kiss her and touch her breasts but she pushed him away.” The suit then alleges Boreanaz “unzipped his pants, pulled out his penis and began stroking it until he ejaculated.
Another encounter allegedly occurred with Hagan in David’s trailer on September 29, according to the docs. Once again Hagan claims Boreanaz grabbed, kissed, and fondled her — and then “masturbated in front of her.”

So David Boreanaz is a serial masturbater. Neat. On that note, someone needs to get him together with Mel Gibson so he can teach him a thing or two about stress relief. “See, Mel? I didn’t immediately ignite in hellfire and I don’t feel like breaking shit in a violent rage. Even better? This chick technically can’t press charges for rape and not just because she won’t get to be Special Agent #3 on next week’s Bones. It’s practically Biblical.”

Photos: Splash News


  1. memem


  2. uncle phil

    ok seriously though. who out there hasn’t masturbated in front of their co-workers? let see a show of hands. one, two, three,…there’s a whole row there,….wow. a lot of you haven’t. i think i need to go apologize to some folks.

    • Kat

      It happens. Kind of like congratulating someone on the baby and then you realize they’re just fat.

      • Chris

        What’s more upsetting to me is that she stood there until he was done and didn’t even lend a hand. Poor team skills!

  3. Deacon Jones

    If I knew for a fact he made that face in Pic #1 WHILE he masturbated in front of her, he’d have a new admirer.

    • Anna

      haha, now I can’t look at that picture without laughing hysterically. Although, i think his face in picture #3 would be a close second.

  4. ugh

    I thought he was hot….. now yuck
    just a perv

  5. Karen

    Finally, a guy the male commenters can relate to.

  6. Drew

    Absolute bullshit and I hope a judge see’s it.

    Unless this guy can blow his load in a matter of 2-3 strokes, nobody is going to sit there and watch a guy beat off until he cums unless they want to be there. Any self respecting woman would have been out of there before he even managed to get it out of his pants.

    Probably should have thought that out a bit more, sweety.

  7. Kat

    Hahaha, I believe it. He’s married to a Playboy model, he has admittedly cheated before (and probably only admitted it so the chick couldn’t blackmail him), and other co-workers have said he does things like moon them and try to kiss him.

    He’s hansome, but he just looks like a pervert.

    • Vito

      I’m afraid I haven’t been privy to any information regarding David Boreanaz doing anything of the sort. Which co-workers would that be? I’ve seen the entire cast interviewed together and they all seemed to be pretty close, if not totally good friends. Additionally, I’ve read that his family and Emily are very close friends, and that Emily and Michaela Conlin are best of buddies. What is your source for this info?

      BTW, if he cheated on his wife then that would be between him and his wife. And just because a man slept with another woman it doesn’t make him LOOK like a perv.

  8. Deacon Jones

    Oh, and that girl’s tits are fucking spectacular, even through a business suit today they were busting out.

    This really isnt his fault, she knew what she was getting into when she got the tit job (ducks under desk).

  9. Johnny Cockring, Esq.

    He’ll get off (haha) if he argues that it’s a rare form of Tourette syndrome.

  10. Bethy

    She is suing him because she took a ride on the casting couch? Atleast the Couch that I know about you have to work for…she just sat there…lucky bitch.

  11. Nameless

    HAHAHAHAHA! That main pic is hilarious. He looks like he just got finished rubbing one out during the limo ride to the red carpet.

  12. YourMum

    Ok… So why did she just stay there and watched it if it was making her uncomfortable?

  13. Randal(l)

    This is complete bull plop. So she pushed him away when he tried to kiss her, but sat there while he jerked it. I know from personal experience that if someone starts jerking off no one will hang around long enough to see the guy splooge unless they want to be there (or at least pretend they do so they can sue him later) It’s money grubbing whores like her who make me wish I wasn’t a voyeuristic compulsive masturbator


    • ian

      i think that last sentence of yours might just be the best combination of words ever conceived in the history of the english language.


  14. Violet.

    Lucky girl.

  15. Sarah

    I would like to know where the problem is in the equation? Sign me up, but I don’t want your money.

  16. djs

    I don’t see why this is a problem lol he’s hot!

  17. pascale

    This is one of the funniest commentaries ever. “Neat.” — gold.

  18. M e n-M a r t。c/ 0/ m where women control the dating, is a good place for women to choose their sexy men. Sexy dating ? Why not?

  19. Jonny Topside

    It must of been Angelus.

  20. Commented on this photo:

    So, the guy yanks it out and starts spanking that rhesus and she just, what, stays there?
    Or maybe Angel’s sectret identity is The Flashturbator: “Zip! Yank! Tug! A-aaah!” before you even know what the hell is going on.

  21. ryry

    this is literally word for word what i was gonna write….thus, i love you

  22. captain america


  23. testington

    regardless he is fucking hot, pick 2 is just yummy

  24. Oh

    I don’t understand why she didn’t get out of the car when he started whacking it! Personally, I think when a man whacks it in front of me, it’s hot. I encourage my husband to do that! It’s hot!! If I were this girl, much like I said of the Stamos girl, I WOULD HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF IT! Boreanaz is a very hot man! He’s… dreamy almost. If he whacked it in front of me, not only would I watch, but I’d be trying to get up all on that. He does look like the kind of guy who likes an audience ;] I think he should rent out a theater, sell tickets until it’s sold out, and for his main performance, drop his pants & whack it in front of EVERYONE! I’d go…

  25. Jerkbags

    Kristina Hagan?
    Nothing Special

  26. Pikes

    You know, all the way through watching Angel, I just assumed he was gay. I’m not homophobic – he just set off my gaydar

  27. Steelerchick

    He’s sooooooo romantic!!! :P

  28. teehee

    He kinda looks like a male model version of ted bundy!

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