David Boreanaz: ‘Cheating Brought Me Closer To My Wife.’ Oh, Good.
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When David Boreanaz cheated on his wife with just a slew of women (NSFW), he never knew it would become the “bonding experience” that would temper their love for each other and turn out alright in the end. Frankly, he just planned to get caught, go through a messy divorce and then resume trolling for random vagina. — I’m kidding, he would’ve kept trolling the whole time without stopping. TV Week reports:
The Bones star admitted last year that he cheated on his wife, former Playboy playmate Jaime Bergman, which he now tells TV Week ended up being “a bonding experience, in the long run.”
“In a sacred ground like marriage, you find yourself out of it at certain times for reasons unknown that can be destructive,” he says. “There could be a demon that kind of comes out and overtakes you.”
In David Boreanaz’s defense, of course, this whole experience made him appreciate his wife more: The man’s got no game. He spent the entire time masturbating in front of women because that’s what happens when you’re married for so long. You forget how shit works. “Well, I can tell by the look on your face you’re not enjoying me jerking it here. But don’t feel bad, don’t feel bad. Let’s try something new, I’m going to start the car and after a couple of miles, I’m going force your head into my crotch, and we’ll just see what happens. Oh, yeah, that door only unlocks from my side. Here we go!”
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