Full Disclosure: Using this photo was 99.99999% of the reason for this post.
When David Boreanaz cheated on his wife with just a slew of women (NSFW), he never knew it would become the “bonding experience” that would temper their love for each other and turn out alright in the end. Frankly, he just planned to get caught, go through a messy divorce and then resume trolling for random vagina. — I’m kidding, he would’ve kept trolling the whole time without stopping. TV Week reports:
The Bones star admitted last year that he cheated on his wife, former Playboy playmate Jaime Bergman, which he now tells TV Week ended up being “a bonding experience, in the long run.”
“In a sacred ground like marriage, you find yourself out of it at certain times for reasons unknown that can be destructive,” he says. “There could be a demon that kind of comes out and overtakes you.”
In David Boreanaz’s defense, of course, this whole experience made him appreciate his wife more: The man’s got no game. He spent the entire time masturbating in front of women because that’s what happens when you’re married for so long. You forget how shit works. “Well, I can tell by the look on your face you’re not enjoying me jerking it here. But don’t feel bad, don’t feel bad. Let’s try something new, I’m going to start the car and after a couple of miles, I’m going force your head into my crotch, and we’ll just see what happens. Oh, yeah, that door only unlocks from my side. Here we go!”
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That’s because his wife was under the other girl?
So it’s true? They really are making a Simple Jack movie?
“There could be a demon that kind of comes out and overtakes you.”
Did Forrest Gump’s barber cut his hair?
My first thought is that Alfalfa and Phil Hartman’s love child discovered the side part. Brrr – truly unfortunate.
My first reaction upon seeing his picture was “good god, who in the fuck cuts this guy’s hair?”
It was either Stevie Wonder, or maybe some other hair butcher who should be shot.
On a related note, I found that masturbating also brought me closer to his wife. I felt a deep and meaningful connection as I unloaded on the Jan ’99 centerfold.
Ever see her in the series “Son of the Beach” where she played “B. J. Cummings” – if not, find it!
marriages can survive cheating. right tiki? ewwwps wrong example
That hair will go well with the 58 Chevy with the red tuck and roll interior and the 327 with triple Strombergs.
There are times when it’s best to say nothing. Unless he’s deliberately trolling to get attention (in which case: well played, sir) this is one of them.
And I see a messy divorce in the next few years. Not because of the cheating, but because he won’t stop and he has verbal diarrhea.
Or maybe because of that ridiculous haircut…???
A demon, eh? Sounds like a job for Angel Investigations
Sounds like a job for the succubus from Lost Girl. Shit she’s hot. The physical exam episode was my tv watching highlight last season.
God, I can’t believe that I used to watch this douche on Buffy and Angel.
I use 2 have a HUGE crush on him when he played in “Angel” & “Bones” I can’t believe what im reading …!
He should get her bronzed
No, really!
I thought all men named their penis, “My Demon”.
mine’s called Elvis
Mine is called MrrphMrpMrrrphMrph
“And here’s my imitation of Peter Griffin saying ‘a how do you do’!”
That’s some kind of fucking nazi hair cut out of the 30s.
Other douchebag’s look at this guy and think “i’m glad i’m not as bigger douchebag as David Boreanaz”
He’s a new douchebag benchmark.
cheating with cows isn’t taken serious………………..
UNLESS YOU LIVE ON A FARM!!
V for vagina …….ladies.
“I find the most sensual part of a women is the boobie.”
Looks like he was also cheating on his hairdresser with Supercuts.
I’m pretty sure that the picture is of Jerry Lewis.
So tell us Mr. Boreanaz, how many women were you in bed with the times you cheated on your wife?
He cheated on a woman most men would be glad to be with…What’s his excuse?
Excuse? Maybe it’s just another reason for him to feel he is better then you.
How the hell do you cheat on Jaime Bergman?! But I guess for every thousand guys who’d want to boink her there is an a##hole!
Successful troll is successful.
Somebody please tell me he’s in character for a role as Robert McNamara. It’s the only way his hair makes sense.
Why on EARTH would you say something like this after the dust has settled, and your life is settling back down??? What a complete MORON! He may as well post pictures of himself with all the women he banged, and thank them! Ironically, he made this statement the same day Rachel Uchitel announced she had gotten married. Hmmmm…. David is one insecure dude, who probably still jerks off to anything that moves. Douche.
Um, guys. Do you actually know the man? Do the writers know him professionally OR personally? NO! SO why dont you just lay off. People make mistakes and it was his wifes choice to stay with him, so let it still be her choice, sometimes love can overcome obstacles, just look at Buffy and Angel, they fell in love, he had pure happiness with her lost his soul, turned REALLY evil and tried to kill her a few times, regot his soul, she sent him to hell and now hes back and they STILL LOVE EACH OTHER, I know they break up but they still love each other even now… Both Buffy and Angel and Mr Boreanaz and his wife.