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- Trey Parker and Matt Stone apologize for ripping off CollegeHumor. [Popeater]
- Joan Collins has no love for Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted]
- Neve Campbell in a bikini. Yay? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Emmanuelle Chriqui is perfection. [Popoholic]
- MTV subpoenaed for all video of Teen Mom Amber Portwood. [Hollywood Life]
- Whitney Port is out of a job. [Just Jared]
- Kings of Leon used to have boner problems. [StarPulse]
- Shannon Elizabeth and Diora Baird are in a movie together. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Snook-O-Lantern [BuzzFeed]
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I feel compelled to thank the blogger for posting an attractive male in a state of semi-undress.
But really, this one is about as erotic as a Snookie post. Nothing much to see here ladies……move along.
I still rather look at this than the Snookie.
DAMNNNNNNN I AM WAY TOO HORNY NOW!!! I LOOOOVVVVEEEEEEE THIS FRICKIN’ SITE!!!! KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK FISHYPOO MY LOVE!!!!
I’m sorry, but David Beckham in a suit of armor would still be more sexy than Snookie. I mean, sure he’s wearing a shirt, but I can still appreciate that booty. And so can those three guys on the right.
Those 3 yearning men on the right have a better view of the Beckham ass. Lucky guys.
No way, Cock Dr. Beckham has a FINE ass. A fine ass, I say.
A fine male ass is hard to find in a world of mostly concave male asses. (And yet countless males wish for a girl with tits and an ass.)
I would tongue punch his starfish
I bet David Beckham is smelly.
I still rather smell that than the Snookie.
his body is perfect
this just made my day…no wait my year….and maybe this life and my after life
this is great and all but what the hell? Why does he need to change in the middle of a game?
Thank you Fish it’s plain to see that David gets hard thinking of me…
Randal
Wow, that Snook-O-Lantern is more attractive than the real thing.
Look at those pictures of Emmanuelle Chriqui and don’t tell you don’t see J-Woww. Especially the second thumbnail below.
Perfection? Try gross.
First of all, football kits can rip and tear when a talentless nutjob tries to pull you like a starved mountain lion.
Second, that’s a damn footballers jock strap: they combine protection and underwear.
Third, americans should not write anything about european things. It all just goes wrong and is totally uninteresting to your readers.
Fourth… nothing, I just never get to make a fourth point.
Piss off, eurotrash. Your shift at the paris riot is looming…move along.
He took the ugliest male underwear style and made it hot.
*Wimbledon clap*
Kings of Leon have always been limp d*cks. They should stop blaming drugs and alcohol.
Excellent post.
David Beckham doesn’t do it for me. His voice is too sweet and quiet. And on top of that, British accents generally vaguely make me think of homosexuality. And his wife is too skinny. I don’t know. Just doesn’t do it for me.
I’d do him. If I weren’t married, that is.
LOOK AT THAT BADONKADONKDONK, please tell me i’m not the only one who noticed his fat ass
That is the farthest thing from a fat ass you can have. Jesus…that’s solid muscle.
BADONKADONKKKKK, and also, pshh. Still a nice ass.
HOT. Nice strong legs. British, Irish, Scottish accents = hot. Don’t care if a few don’t like it, it’s still nice to finally see a hot male on this site. Appreciate it ; )
The package, the legs, the ass…wow
fish you got us ladies so male starved in this site it makes David Beckham look like a God.
Do us a favor and post more dick, thank you
I second that!! Nom noms!! =)
well said, viv.
Third! (although David Beckham does have the body of a god and a gorgeous face to go with it, so I’m not so sure it’s just the lack of cock around here)
burtons wife says:
this is hot, he has a big dick..:)
The rest of his body doesn’t impress me (still way too skinny), but his ass is definitely ace.
Haha at the men in the background staring as well.
…next time show his actual DICK….
For a guy who runs for a living, he sure has skinny legs.
Yeah, but those are some sexy skinny legs. LOL
Lmao..I know right…he has nice thighs!!!
My cock is wider then his arms lol.
lol HIS cock is wider than his arms
Some hang it to left or right and some even in the middle folks!
Victoria Beckham probably like things to be symmetric.
wish dat had been victoria..^^
sexyyyyy
i have donated my ouveries to beckhamburger
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYUM.
he is wearing a cup morons to protect the boys , granted I’m sure he is better than average in length and girth, still thats not all him. duh!
I will be continually doing a search online for tips which can help me. Appreciate it!