David Beckham in Tighty Whiteys, Anyone? And Other News

October 25th, 2010 // 47 Comments

Merry Christmas, Tiny Tom!

- Trey Parker and Matt Stone apologize for ripping off CollegeHumor. [Popeater]

- Joan Collins has no love for Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted]

- Neve Campbell in a bikini. Yay? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui is perfection. [Popoholic]

- MTV subpoenaed for all video of Teen Mom Amber Portwood. [Hollywood Life]

- Whitney Port is out of a job. [Just Jared]

- Kings of Leon used to have boner problems. [StarPulse]

- Shannon Elizabeth and Diora Baird are in a movie together. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Snook-O-Lantern [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Cock Dr

    I feel compelled to thank the blogger for posting an attractive male in a state of semi-undress.
    But really, this one is about as erotic as a Snookie post. Nothing much to see here ladies……move along.

    • ntlj

      I still rather look at this than the Snookie.

    • GIRLY


    • Colin

      I’m sorry, but David Beckham in a suit of armor would still be more sexy than Snookie. I mean, sure he’s wearing a shirt, but I can still appreciate that booty. And so can those three guys on the right.

    • Blech

      No way, Cock Dr. Beckham has a FINE ass. A fine ass, I say.

      A fine male ass is hard to find in a world of mostly concave male asses. (And yet countless males wish for a girl with tits and an ass.)

  2. john

    I bet David Beckham is smelly.

  3. David Beckham
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    his body is perfect

  4. David Beckham
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    this just made my day…no wait my year….and maybe this life and my after life

  5. canuckchick

    this is great and all but what the hell? Why does he need to change in the middle of a game?

  6. Randal

    Thank you Fish it’s plain to see that David gets hard thinking of me…


  7. Amielia

    Wow, that Snook-O-Lantern is more attractive than the real thing.

  8. Drew

    Look at those pictures of Emmanuelle Chriqui and don’t tell you don’t see J-Woww. Especially the second thumbnail below.

    Perfection? Try gross.

  9. Fawks

    First of all, football kits can rip and tear when a talentless nutjob tries to pull you like a starved mountain lion.
    Second, that’s a damn footballers jock strap: they combine protection and underwear.
    Third, americans should not write anything about european things. It all just goes wrong and is totally uninteresting to your readers.
    Fourth… nothing, I just never get to make a fourth point.

  10. lux

    He took the ugliest male underwear style and made it hot.
    *Wimbledon clap*

  11. Kat

    Kings of Leon have always been limp d*cks. They should stop blaming drugs and alcohol.

  12. Chris

    Excellent post.

  13. MrsEllis

    David Beckham doesn’t do it for me. His voice is too sweet and quiet. And on top of that, British accents generally vaguely make me think of homosexuality. And his wife is too skinny. I don’t know. Just doesn’t do it for me.

  14. Dildo Monster

    LOOK AT THAT BADONKADONKDONK, please tell me i’m not the only one who noticed his fat ass

  15. swan

    HOT. Nice strong legs. British, Irish, Scottish accents = hot. Don’t care if a few don’t like it, it’s still nice to finally see a hot male on this site. Appreciate it ; )

  16. Vivian

    The package, the legs, the ass…wow

    fish you got us ladies so male starved in this site it makes David Beckham look like a God.

    Do us a favor and post more dick, thank you

  17. David Beckham
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    burtons wife says:

    this is hot, he has a big dick..:)

  18. Amy

    The rest of his body doesn’t impress me (still way too skinny), but his ass is definitely ace.

  19. David Beckham
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    Haha at the men in the background staring as well.

  20. …next time show his actual DICK….

  21. Burt

    For a guy who runs for a living, he sure has skinny legs.

  22. juck

    My cock is wider then his arms lol.

  23. Nero

    Some hang it to left or right and some even in the middle folks!

  24. nasty1

    wish dat had been victoria..^^

  25. David Beckham
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  26. David Beckham
    pussy farzeinischt
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    i have donated my ouveries to beckhamburger

  27. David Beckham
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  28. David Beckham
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    he is wearing a cup morons to protect the boys , granted I’m sure he is better than average in length and girth, still thats not all him. duh!

  29. Baron

    I will be continually doing a search online for tips which can help me. Appreciate it!

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