Every once in a while I like to check in on Tila Tequila just to see who’s still dumb enough to stick their penis in her. Cue Dave Navarro who’s apparently “in love,” according to E! News:
Tila, who knew Navarro for a while, first hooked up with the former Jane’s Addiction guitarist six months ago, and the duo got serious fast, a source tells E! News.
“She’s been dating him for about six months, and it’s pretty hot and heavy,” the insider says. “They’re both serious, but she is way, way into him and stays at his place all the time.”
Considering Tila Tequila is literally the size of waste basket, I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume this “stays at his place all the time” business is also news to Dave Navarro. In fact, this explains why that new ottoman he doesn’t remember buying keeps humping his dog. And using the Internet.
UPDATE: Dave immediately took to Twitter to deny this story which is surprising for a rock star known for banging pretty much anything regardless of gender. Apparently there’s a line with these people and that line is Teriyaki Smurf Hookers.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
Cuz he needs to be prettier than his lovers. Even when he wakes up with no make up he knows he at least looks better than her all dolled up.
:)
Spot on. +1
and what the fuck is wrong with her spray tan? looks like an elevation map of a red-clay desert.
I thought she was gay.
She is still gay, she gets her dick sucked by someone with lipstick eyeliner and mascara. Doesn’t get gayer…
;)
I thought she was dead..
she’s whatever will get someone to pay attention to her. gay, pregnant, drug addict, singer, interesting…she’s faked them all.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
From Carmen Electra to Tila Tequila . . .
serious, serious downgrade. Sorry, dude.
Without a doubt, he could do so much better..though he is better looking than her.
yeah, but he’s never distinguished himself as being any sort great thinker. on an intellectual level, he and tila are about on par with each other.
Hopefully he is banging her, over the head, with a hammer.
Lol!!
+1
Considering they’re a couple of lipstick lesbians, this makes a lot of sense.
i hate this beeetch but wish i had her body
No you don’t…..You know some of the places it has been….
And here I thought “Strays” was the worst thing he ever did.
Strays wasn’t horrible. TT is.
derr. dave navaro is gay and tila is a little boy.
If I was there, I would have did everybody a favor and used this hoe as a speed bump. I cant stand this hoe!
yes, she makes a very, very poor hoe.
LMAO, we can make up for it, I”ll bring my slutvel and we can bury this hoe.
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*ppfft!* freaking funny.
DON’T JUMP! No, I kid.
From the penthouse (Carmen Electra) to the shithouse.
Pics or it didnt happen. Why no pics of Dave w/ Tila?
second that
You think she’ll walk into a mouse trap if I put the media in front of it?
I’m dumb enough to stick my penis in her. A lot.
Yeap, I was thinking the same thing and feeling bad about myself.
I can’t blame him.
She’s batshit crazy = incredible lay. And I mean batshit.
Yep – and there’s something to be said for a gal who will suck us like there’s no tomorrow! A rare, rare find.
Who the hell is Dave Navarro?
http://us.yhs4.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=altavista&itag=ody&q=dave+navarro&kgs=1&kls=0
That piece of crap is in Jane’s Addiction? Is he like a new member, or has he always been there?
Also, Chili Peppers and NIN. He was a 90′s hottie.
Man Cash, you’re either young as hell or don’t know dick about music!
To Cash
chilli peppers and NIN means Red Hot Chilli Peppers and Nine Inch Nails,
I think Dave Navarro also was Or helped Marilyn Manson in a Cd at one point, I know they are really good friends, I recall hearing that Dave Navarro was involved with some Marilyn Manson music
He was actually a big deal in the 90′s Now he seems like an idiot, but back then he was cool, A great guitar player and he was important
Hey Deacon,
Look dude, I know what music I like, that doesn’t mean I memorize the names of the fucking band members. The steakhouse up the street makes a killer ribeye, but that doesn’t mean I know the names of the back of the house staff that cooked it.
Now if Dave Navarro was Miles Davis, I might know his name, but Dave Navarro is no fucking Miles Davis, is he? Miles Davis would never fuck this little asian midget, Brother had standards.
@Cash STFU moron
Who’s the dude doing the terrible drag? And who’s the one in red?
Any day now that pregnancy is going to start showing…any day now
I don’t care what you all think, if I came across her looking like she does in pic #2, I’d fucker her right then and there for all the world to see. Course, I doubt she’d even notice and stop talking on her phone, considering how often that sort of thing probably happens to her, but still.
Navarro joined Jane’s Addiction in 1986 and the band broke-up in 1991.
And what would Jane’s Addiction have been without Perry Farrell?
Barnum and Bailey present Dave Navarro, the Bearded Lady.
Ha thats funny.
couple of nice looking dudes.
Tila is still alive?
Dave has denied this on Twitter.
Blame him, I don’t—–Yoda.
Her chlamydia is showing….
You’re doing it wrong, Tila. They said go play IN traffic.
Hey, we all do stupid things. Now Dave’s doing a stupid thing.
Two irrelevants, one post. Shame on you fish.
I’m old enough to remember when the “Playboy” brand name was valued. It had some class.
This is such garbage.
o tai jau tikrai baisu…
I agree.
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dziaugiuos,kad sutariam :)
:) you said but this is really scary, and you are glad you got the consensus. :)
Just in case you thought I was kidding :P
well Dave’s about the same size as a waste paper basket as well.
I saw Dave at airport baggage claim last year. The dude’s barely 5 feet tall. They’re a perfect match.
Is that Octomom on the left?
No that’s just an octopus.
“An Insider” claimed they were hot and heavy — meaning Tila right??
I have never seen a picture more fitting for Tila Tequila, A giant tit.
That pic made me immediately think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs
Goddamn she’s ugly
why isn’t she infected by AIDS now, folks?
‘ Teriyaki Smurf Hookers’…..bwahahaha!!!
What a couple of boobs.
That’s the biggest herpes outbreak I’ve ever seen.
Sense…this picture makes none.
Just a simple nut!
ah yes, another person sexually unsatisfied and disappointed by Tila Tequila
someone please throw that thing in reverse
Someone push it over the edge!
She’s always been the crazy bitch that won’t go away, I’m sure her reference to staying there all the time is that she broke a window lock or left a latch open so she could climb back in while he was away.
Nothing about this midget would shock me anymore, seriously her headlines of 2010 secured her as a lifetime nutcase.
I’d step in behind her in image #2 and play a little game of hide the sausage. I’d pound that little tight/sloppy/loose poopChute of hers until I had her screaming for more. Tila give me a call, and wear those plastic little shorts of yours. We’ll play.
Wasn’t Navarro also been rumored to be dating Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife, Brooke Mueller? They are all diseased lowlifes.