UPDATE: Dave Navarro is Banging Tila Tequila Now. Of Course.

January 19th, 2011 // 81 Comments

Every once in a while I like to check in on Tila Tequila just to see who’s still dumb enough to stick their penis in her. Cue Dave Navarro who’s apparently “in love,” according to E! News:

Tila, who knew Navarro for a while, first hooked up with the former Jane’s Addiction guitarist six months ago, and the duo got serious fast, a source tells E! News.
“She’s been dating him for about six months, and it’s pretty hot and heavy,” the insider says. “They’re both serious, but she is way, way into him and stays at his place all the time.”

Considering Tila Tequila is literally the size of waste basket, I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume this “stays at his place all the time” business is also news to Dave Navarro. In fact, this explains why that new ottoman he doesn’t remember buying keeps humping his dog. And using the Internet.

UPDATE: Dave immediately took to Twitter to deny this story which is surprising for a rock star known for banging pretty much anything regardless of gender. Apparently there’s a line with these people and that line is Teriyaki Smurf Hookers.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Cuz he needs to be prettier than his lovers. Even when he wakes up with no make up he knows he at least looks better than her all dolled up.
    :)

  2. LJ

    I thought she was gay.

  3. hmna

    From Carmen Electra to Tila Tequila . . .

    serious, serious downgrade. Sorry, dude.

    • Facebook me

      Without a doubt, he could do so much better..though he is better looking than her.

      • alguien

        yeah, but he’s never distinguished himself as being any sort great thinker. on an intellectual level, he and tila are about on par with each other.

  4. Hopefully he is banging her, over the head, with a hammer.

  5. Considering they’re a couple of lipstick lesbians, this makes a lot of sense.

  6. anon

    i hate this beeetch but wish i had her body

  7. And here I thought “Strays” was the worst thing he ever did.

  8. Tila Tequila
    Like a G6
    Commented on this photo:

    derr. dave navaro is gay and tila is a little boy.

  9. If I was there, I would have did everybody a favor and used this hoe as a speed bump. I cant stand this hoe!

  10. Tila Tequila
    Ken
    Commented on this photo:

    DON’T JUMP! No, I kid.

  11. Jennifer

    From the penthouse (Carmen Electra) to the shithouse.

  12. mia

    Pics or it didnt happen. Why no pics of Dave w/ Tila?

  13. Elle

    You think she’ll walk into a mouse trap if I put the media in front of it?

  14. dave

    I’m dumb enough to stick my penis in her. A lot.

  15. Deacon Jones

    I can’t blame him.
    She’s batshit crazy = incredible lay. And I mean batshit.

    • Dave's balls

      Yep – and there’s something to be said for a gal who will suck us like there’s no tomorrow! A rare, rare find.

  16. Who the hell is Dave Navarro?

  17. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the dude doing the terrible drag? And who’s the one in red?

  18. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    Any day now that pregnancy is going to start showing…any day now

  19. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what you all think, if I came across her looking like she does in pic #2, I’d fucker her right then and there for all the world to see. Course, I doubt she’d even notice and stop talking on her phone, considering how often that sort of thing probably happens to her, but still.

  20. Facebook me

    Navarro joined Jane’s Addiction in 1986 and the band broke-up in 1991.

  21. Lady Blah Blah

    Barnum and Bailey present Dave Navarro, the Bearded Lady.

  22. Tila Tequila
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    couple of nice looking dudes.

  23. JRS

    Tila is still alive?

  24. Mui

    Dave has denied this on Twitter.

  25. Tila Tequila
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    Her chlamydia is showing….

  26. Tila Tequila
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re doing it wrong, Tila. They said go play IN traffic.

  27. duder

    Hey, we all do stupid things. Now Dave’s doing a stupid thing.

  28. Tila Tequila
    Kristin
    Commented on this photo:

    Two irrelevants, one post. Shame on you fish.

  29. Tila Tequila
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m old enough to remember when the “Playboy” brand name was valued. It had some class.
    This is such garbage.

  30. nonminti

    o tai jau tikrai baisu…

  31. stevebeagle

    well Dave’s about the same size as a waste paper basket as well.

  32. UY

    I saw Dave at airport baggage claim last year. The dude’s barely 5 feet tall. They’re a perfect match.

  33. Tila Tequila
    HolyGeeze
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Octomom on the left?

  34. Nugget

    “An Insider” claimed they were hot and heavy — meaning Tila right??

  35. Tila Tequila
    Magz
    Commented on this photo:

    I have never seen a picture more fitting for Tila Tequila, A giant tit.

  36. timmy the dying boy

    That pic made me immediately think of this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs

  37. Goddamn she’s ugly

  38. wim

    why isn’t she infected by AIDS now, folks?

  39. angry_redhead

    ‘ Teriyaki Smurf Hookers’…..bwahahaha!!!

  40. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    What a couple of boobs.

  41. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the biggest herpes outbreak I’ve ever seen.

  42. Tila Tequila
    Commented on this photo:

    Sense…this picture makes none.

  43. Tila Tequila
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Just a simple nut!

  44. lightdragon

    ah yes, another person sexually unsatisfied and disappointed by Tila Tequila

  45. Tila Tequila
    JJ
    Commented on this photo:

    someone please throw that thing in reverse

  46. Tila Tequila
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone push it over the edge!

  47. nooooooooo

    She’s always been the crazy bitch that won’t go away, I’m sure her reference to staying there all the time is that she broke a window lock or left a latch open so she could climb back in while he was away.

    Nothing about this midget would shock me anymore, seriously her headlines of 2010 secured her as a lifetime nutcase.

  48. Tila Tequila
    RtSS
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d step in behind her in image #2 and play a little game of hide the sausage. I’d pound that little tight/sloppy/loose poopChute of hers until I had her screaming for more. Tila give me a call, and wear those plastic little shorts of yours. We’ll play.

  49. Superman

    Wasn’t Navarro also been rumored to be dating Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife, Brooke Mueller? They are all diseased lowlifes.

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