Darren Aronofsky is a Snappy Dresser and Other News

February 17th, 2011 // 25 Comments

“Helloooo! Oh, nothin’. Just on my phonesy.”

- David Letterman is awesome. [Popeater]

- Celine Dion showcases the twins. [Dlisted]

- Lady Gaga wearing a condom. All over her body. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aubrey O’Day is a runway model now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sofia Vergara is in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- So is Susie Abromeit. [Maxim]

- Vanessa Hudgens has some gams on her. [Popoholic]

- Pamela Anderson is constantly getting screwed. (PUNS!) [Celebslam]

- Google is conspiring against Glenn Beck and Rick Santorum. [BuzzFeed]

- Paris Hilton: Sparking shameful boners for over a decade. [TooFab]

- And sticking to that theme: Britnay! [Evil Beet]

- Lady GaGa has a Canadian half-sister? [Heavy]

- Celebrate Black History Month the way Martin Luther King, Jr. would’ve wanted it. — That’s actually not entirely off. [theCHIVE]

- Baby Mamas in Sports who will fucking cut you. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. gogo

    told you i was cuRSSED FIIRSSSTTTT

  2. Wotwot

    What’s with the Groucho Marx glasses and nose gag? …oh

  3. nonminti

    he must choose between the moustache and that scarf because I can’t handle that much.Good thing he is still near home,go and change :)

  4. sally fields would love that gaga ‘condom’ outfit

  5. Hipster-douche style, here is your poster boy.

  6. misterfister

    oven dodger

  7. jojo

    Fabulouuuuuus!, Everything is just fabulous. Have I mentioned how fabulous things are? Ok then fabulous.

  8. Sarah Palin's vagina

    Can anyone identify that scarf? It looks like it flares!

  9. Fubar

    Looks like a creepy pedophile.

  10. MrsEllis

    He does look pretty douchy here, but I’d sooner fuck him than any other guy on this site. He went Harvard, he’s a great director.

  11. He looks like an extra gay David Arquette…

  12. Frank Rizzo

    When you tell me Lady Gaga has a canadian half-sister, I really expect Justin Bieber to be the punchline…

  13. KWDragon

    Wow! David Arquette has really toned it down since leaving rehab.

  14. Nice labia-scarf buddy.

  15. the captain

    he even fuck boys in cgange to hear “AAH’s” & “OOOOOOOOH’s” from them.

  16. Rhialto

    He’s probably calling himself. It would be even more hilaric if he’s at home at the same time.

  17. Darren Aronofsky
    buenaventura
    Commented on this photo:

    and after failing as an actor, tobias fünke made it as a director.

  18. Wow…Sarah Jessica Parker looks great in glasses.

  19. TSW

    Kip Dynomite’s wardrobe has improved considerably since leaving Idaho.

  20. Brett

    You can afford to look that way when you are a genius.

  21. kandykornkid

    is he French?

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