Darren Aronofsky is a Snappy Dresser and Other News

“Helloooo! Oh, nothin’. Just on my phonesy.”

- David Letterman is awesome. [Popeater]

- Celine Dion showcases the twins. [Dlisted]

- Lady Gaga wearing a condom. All over her body. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aubrey O’Day is a runway model now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sofia Vergara is in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- So is Susie Abromeit. [Maxim]

- Vanessa Hudgens has some gams on her. [Popoholic]

- Pamela Anderson is constantly getting screwed. (PUNS!) [Celebslam]

- Google is conspiring against Glenn Beck and Rick Santorum. [BuzzFeed]

- Paris Hilton: Sparking shameful boners for over a decade. [TooFab]

- And sticking to that theme: Britnay! [Evil Beet]

- Lady GaGa has a Canadian half-sister? [Heavy]

- Celebrate Black History Month the way Martin Luther King, Jr. would’ve wanted it. — That’s actually not entirely off. [theCHIVE]

- Baby Mamas in Sports who will fucking cut you. [Bleacher Report]

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