“Helloooo! Oh, nothin’. Just on my phonesy.”
- David Letterman is awesome. [Popeater]
- Celine Dion showcases the twins. [Dlisted]
- Lady Gaga wearing a condom. All over her body. [Lainey Gossip]
- Aubrey O’Day is a runway model now. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Sofia Vergara is in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- So is Susie Abromeit. [Maxim]
- Vanessa Hudgens has some gams on her. [Popoholic]
- Pamela Anderson is constantly getting screwed. (PUNS!) [Celebslam]
- Google is conspiring against Glenn Beck and Rick Santorum. [BuzzFeed]
- Paris Hilton: Sparking shameful boners for over a decade. [TooFab]
- And sticking to that theme: Britnay! [Evil Beet]
- Lady GaGa has a Canadian half-sister? [Heavy]
- Celebrate Black History Month the way Martin Luther King, Jr. would’ve wanted it. — That’s actually not entirely off. [theCHIVE]
- Baby Mamas in Sports who will fucking cut you. [Bleacher Report]
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told you i was cuRSSED FIIRSSSTTTT
What’s with the Groucho Marx glasses and nose gag? …oh
Ouch!
he must choose between the moustache and that scarf because I can’t handle that much.Good thing he is still near home,go and change :)
sally fields would love that gaga ‘condom’ outfit
Hipster-douche style, here is your poster boy.
oven dodger
Fabulouuuuuus!, Everything is just fabulous. Have I mentioned how fabulous things are? Ok then fabulous.
Can anyone identify that scarf? It looks like it flares!
Looks like a creepy pedophile.
He does look pretty douchy here, but I’d sooner fuck him than any other guy on this site. He went Harvard, he’s a great director.
He looks like an extra gay David Arquette…
Ha. Yes he does. And that is saying something considering Arquette.
When you tell me Lady Gaga has a canadian half-sister, I really expect Justin Bieber to be the punchline…
Wow! David Arquette has really toned it down since leaving rehab.
Nice labia-scarf buddy.
His ascot must have been at the cleaners….
he even fuck boys in cgange to hear “AAH’s” & “OOOOOOOOH’s” from them.
He’s probably calling himself. It would be even more hilaric if he’s at home at the same time.
Ya right, some people just love to make themselves look like fools.
and after failing as an actor, tobias fünke made it as a director.
Wow…Sarah Jessica Parker looks great in glasses.
Kip Dynomite’s wardrobe has improved considerably since leaving Idaho.
You can afford to look that way when you are a genius.
is he French?