Danny Bonaduce threw Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay last night while Fairplay was introducing an award at the FOX Reality Really Awards. Fairplay was getting booed by the audience and when Bonaduce got on stage to let him know he sucked, Fairplay decided this would be a good time to jump on Danny and hump him. Apparently Danny disagreed, because he dropped Fairplay on his face, causing him to lose a few teeth and break a toe. Although I’m not sure what all the fuss is about. It’s not like Danny Bonaduce kicked a box of kittens down the stairs. When somebody jumps on your face and humps you, you throw them off. That’s what you do. If anything somebody should be giving Danny Bonaduce an award. An Academy Award. For acting. Or a Nobel Prize? I dunno. What am I, some sort of awards expert?
NOTE: The video contains a small amount of violence. If it offends you, you might want to get off the internet and go back to your coloring book.
UPDATE: America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry says on her blog that she’s responsible for the fight and that she’s the one who encouraged Danny Bonaduce to go up on stage. And really, how can you not take the word of a woman who looks this intelligent:
Thank you #149. Did I really say hottie? I looked her up and I think she just got lucky with these pics. She’s kinda pretty, cute at best. Plus her attractiveness drops down a couple notches for being quasi-famous because she rides coattails of other pseudo celebrities.
Regardless of the bangin’ body, wide set eyes are NOT attractive!!! ie. Britney, Brandy, Kate Moss, etc. I don’t understand how ANY of these people were chosen (Yes, chosen, they didn’t get their fame just by “working hard”.) to be famous for their looks.
Why must she always wear this fishnet smock thing over a bikini? Been there, seen it. Ewww. What is Peter Brady thinking letting her go out of the house like that?!?!
Whatever you may think. I bet that’s the LAST TIME this guy dry humps another guy EVER AGAIN..
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Why’s Bonaduce dressed like a cowboy? Pretty gay looking. The guy that broke his face; I hope he never smiles again.
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